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I am "The Full Monty"- Vibrant, Educated, Articulate, Twisted.
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Lover of Life, Trying To Keep The Flow, On a Journey unknown. Won’t you Join Me?
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Thursday, December 22, 2011 Dear *CALL ME*........unfortunately I have no idea who you are, and better yet may no longer have a phone number for you, therefore calling you would be pretty hard at this moment.But wait there are options...Options can you believe that? You can either: Email me with Information to aolani_06@yahoo.com OR you can send me your information through the comment section of this post. Please know, the information you send me is confidential as I am the moderator and can delete, edit, hide, whatever info you send. *c callie rawked you at8:00 PM 0 Comments: 
Monday, October 17, 2011 It's been a while. I am so busy with things going in the *real world* that I can't keep up with the virtual one. But ummmmmmmm if you only knew. I am in the process of creating another blog site one that I am most passionate about. It is of how shall I say though... "Of an erotic nature"........At any rate- if any of you old skool peeps that used to drop by just happen to drop by again, Hello my friend...Hello.... Neil Diamond couldnt sing it any clearer. Shoot me an email and I will enclose a link to the other site. Until then, many blessings to you. Muah callie callie rawked you at7:54 PM 0 Comments:
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 Lookie here...I don't know what you have been told but have I ever discussed how meaningful my job is amongst the bullshit???? Lemme take a moment out of my gator-ade drinking (cuz I mean, it's only a gazillion degrees here in the A.T.L. and my boobs stuck to my bra from all the sweating regardless of how much talcom powder I used to keep them from sticking, I was still able to throw my bra against a wall and it stuck.) ok back to my topic of how I lurve, lurve lurve my job people.......Truly I do..........however....as any good samaritan at times, I wish I would just die at some of things I do to help someone....Case in point....I went fishing in deep-sewage people...I was like.....Rambo...Remember when in part one he was captured by the bad people and they like semi hog tied him to this thingy and I guess they were wanting him to meditate on some things and dumped him in that sewage pit of pee and poop? Yeah....that was me...Except it was a classier version...So it went like this....I am sitting in my office doing paperwork and I get the call.... Boss Secretary: Hey....can you go to Ms. so and so and find out why she keeps calling us she isnt even one of our patients... Me: Ok...I will call you back.... knock knock knock... Me: "Hello? How are you? I was told to stop by to see if there was something you needed?" Her: ummmm...Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh....Ummmmmmm.....I.....Ummmmmm*At this point I have already scoped her apartment and noticed the 20 bottles of pills that I can sell for new tires and have figured out she was high which accounts for her hooked on phonics of speech slur*......... I....ummmmmmmm...need someone to change my toilet pot...It has been like that since yesterday afternoon....... I survey the room and look it at from afar as if it was a danger mission of a task....I excused myself for a moment and called home base... Me: Hey....she wants and needs her toilet emptied..I dont know where her personal nurse is but if I do it Im charging her...what say ye? Secretary: Go for it.... I go back to her apartment, glove up and proceed to her bomb and while walking towards it I tell her to start writing out a check...........I get to this ladies toilet and OMGeeeee- Jimminy fluckity fluck people I lifted the lid and dry heaved.......I slammed the lid back and looked at ms. thang and then told her... Me: Look....you, like Houston..have a problem and I need to call mission control..... She looks at me dumbfounded and says: her: What's wrong? Me: What's wrong is that not only do you have a half bucket full of feces and urine, but you have disposable gloves in the mix. I cant flush that down your toilet. It will back flow and I dont do carpet cleaning...So...this is one job I dont think I can do..... I tell her give me a few moments... I go back to my office call mission control and tell them the situation. They tell me not to worry about it let the nurse handle it if she ever shows back up.....I have a sit down in my ergonomic chair, look out the window and ponder and I ask myself the "How would I want someone to help if they could my relative if in that situation..." So......I call mission control and tell them I will handle it somehow...She starts screaming... "Noooooo Waaaayyyyy"...............but I put on my big girl panties and started the mission of pee and poop fishin... "I aint lyin"..................So............ I go to a couple of floors and ask if anyone at the nurses station have any bio bags....All engineering could lend me were bio extra duty cinch saks....Ok.....it will have to work...So I triple bagged.....then went on the look out for something to go fishing with....All I could muster up were plastic disposable salad thongs......It was in a spork design....I triple gloved, sars masked, and went to do battle people.... I took everything in her bathroom and proceeded to fish.....literally......I fished out all of the disposable gloves into the hefty bags....flushed everything else down the toilet.....nearly created a bomb by using way to much clorox to sanitize, *which by the way my peeps is this whores best friend....* but before I could call it quits as I felt myself beginning to dry heave I was headed out but my eyes averted to the corner of the toilet bowl and I saw that there were still some floaties and before I knew it i added my own fish food and threw up right on the floor missing the toilet myself by an inch or two.....Thank God I had mr. clorox.....Thank you thank you..Amen...... I completed the task of cleaing the additional poo pee throw up mix, picked up the check and rolled the hellup outta there people...... See????? people like me wont let your loved ones down....!!!!! I dont know what you've been told but I do love my job....most of the time....I aint lyin............jus sayin yo............ callie rawked you at7:28 PM 0 Comments:
Friday, July 15, 2011 Hello savy peeps! I know I know, dont even go there about me playing hide and go seek... I still plea the fifth. It is and has been hard as hell to keep my word about updating you all in the realm of Callie. See my life is not all that grand. After all I am knee deep in cleaning poo all day. So how glam can that be??????OMGeeeeee..I gotta tell you one thing. If I were a lesbian I would so be chasin Nikki Minaj down. I think she is freakin fabulous AND the Barbie will be here in the ATL Sunday yo! Nahhh I cant go. Once again the glam callie will be cleaning poo......... Albeit, Nikki probably wouldnt give me the time of day because I wouldnt know how to *give it to her* using a strap on...I mean seriously...They give classes for that right? because it's not like I walk around with a rubber johnson swaying down my thigh *and yes...women like men that have that shit swinging at thigh length* dont play.......anywho as I was saying...do they do classes??Strap on classes???? I mean it's alot of movement ya know...keeping it at a correct pace and not having it pop out and such......I dont.....jus sayin............... In the meantime, I miss ya'll.... I miss DAZD and *both* Petes....I miss Seraphine.....I dont miss Pele cause she is always emailing me when someone sends her a bootleg email under my name as it's spam. YO if any of you got that, Im sorry. I had no idea my shit was being hacked......And if I knew who it was puleeze believe I would be pullin a jackie chan espresso on someones ass....TRUST........................ I have decided that in 2 years when my son graduates I am moving. I dont know where......I know where I would like but what would I do for income??? Surely no one wants to see me in a strip club trying to do the dougie on a pole.....Not with my muffin top anyways...It can be a riot....So.......what can I do???? Ahhhh where can I go....thats the ticket........ Anyways, before I started my glass of wine, I just wanted to drop a line and say WASSUP..........OMGeeeee...Did ya'll know Dwayne Johnson was here in the ATL filming???? Why didnt anyone text a whore and tell me???????? I would luv me some long time Dwayne the ROCK Johnson so gooooood.....That fine Samoan hotness! make me drool as I type...Dont you all just hate people that call you and dont leave a voice mail...And then if you see them, it's like "I have been calling you?" I am quick to say "Oh Yeah...I dont answer my phone from bill collectors....." Jus sayin.....................Peace love and alcohol rubs people.....Until the morrow.... ciao PS..... Dwayne Johnson...and my make believe Johnson...ya think he would let me try???? Jus askin yo. callie rawked you at4:30 PM 0 Comments:
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 I know...It has been a GREAT while since momma has left you all some juicy tidbits of hellos and how U durins! I know my babies!!! But life has taken a grand tour in my arse and I would not even be here had it not been for my lovely sistah in the Islands who basically dropped a bitch a line and was like: "Yo! Wassup with the spam?" And seriously yo- I forgot my password, and couldnt log in for the longest, and duh- got back into it and well the rest is history. Did I tell you all that life has just been totally screwed lately? Well, my health is good, my kid is guuud, and life is not sucky but can I have a little more sunshine in the green meadows?Onward- my baby...Oh my baby...it finally crashed on me partly...One day she was good and then next moment she is blowing more spoke than fiddy cent getting crunk in the club. I had to invest in 7hundred sumethin dollars to get her fixed and then 180 more to get a tinker put in her...Now my truck is runnnnnninnnnnnn.........Well what did you think I was talking about? Geez.............. Other than that work is totally kicking my arse so much so that I have to wear grannie fannie butt pads to still give me some oohlala bootay..............But you know what? I cant afford to whine with so many people still looking for a job. Hallelurya. And with the lurve? Are you squrming in your seats with anticipation that the Callie girl has perhaps struck gold?????? Well the answer is.............drum roll puleeeze................. "I'm too nasty to tell you "...................................................... Callie is back and in full swang! Hit me up!! ~Peace callie rawked you at5:33 PM 1 Comments:
Thursday, August 19, 2010 Ok...so like for shits and giggles I decided to do something totally different because, well I felt like it. I watched 13 minutes of a porn flick. First of all, I *thought* there was a plot..well I thought they were to have plots...........Second of all, I laughed.....well the actress..the star..had a nose on her. She reminded me of gonzo...except in some type of latex get up. Third of all- this man after he dropped his pants looked as if he was the prey from a hunting safari. He had a penis that dropped down to his damn knee caps. and then I said to myself..ok let's see what this guy is working with. Well.......Fourth of all...It was a horror of the fourth kind. I have never...ever ever ever EVER seen spit fly so much out of a persons mouth. This chic used spit for everything but swallowing, not only was she spitting on him, she was spitting on the poor camera man who probably begged for a tetanus shot, and there was just spit hanging from her lips....her mouth lips mind you..and then the all of be all...This bitch flipped this 6'sumething muscular man over on his damn knees and put it on him like a starving person at a Denny's 1.00 all you can eat pancake breakfast. Between that and the spit I was done..The film was to last 45 minutes. I made it to 13 with gagging.No more porn. callie rawked you at10:27 PM 3 Comments:
Thursday, August 12, 2010 I have been busier than a one legged man in a bucket kicking contest people. Geeez! First off I am digging my job...It's hard as hell but at least a girl can distinguish a thermometer from a turkey baster. Git my drift?It is HOTT here in the ATL my friends,, please someone tell Satan to stop breathing for a while. My tomato plants have died. I have not had time to water them. And it has been so hot that the little buggers drink all of their water like a drunk whore, and then they are still thirsty and well I couldnt keep up. They were growing all everywhere, I ran out of things to make with them, I tried to give em away - everything but ship em off. The Old Spice Man and I have called it quits. He apparently is no longer single. dating some skinny wench. When he could have had 40D's up in his face he decided pimples were better. Damn him...So now- I am on a Horse and outta there. *sniffles* feel my pain people. I have missed ya'll......... Football season is starting soon!! and yep, I gotta order my jerseys so you all can see who I am rooting for this year. And yes...NAWLINS is on my roster. Did you have a doubt?? Ok- this is 3 minute sexy quickie for you all. I promise to get back to updating more ok??? OK... Much LURVE ~c |
