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I am "The Full Monty"- Vibrant, Educated, Articulate, Twisted.
Absinthe Drinker, Diverse and Sensual,.
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Wednesday, July 01, 2009 Dating! I profess once again I hate dating and the courtship thingy is just really taxing to me. First of all I am currently engaging in dialogue with a handsome gentleman who also happens to be a minister. Now- let me be the first to tell you, with all of my blogging experience and my dating experiences that I have blogged about- this of course is taking me on a sure Star Trek Adventure of boldly going where no man has gone before. I mean..... This is really hard on me, and I just finally had to break it down to him the other night to let him know that Hey, something has to give.First of all I had all of these little insecurities of "I can't cuss around this man, I can't drink around this man, I can't do this- do that- say this- say that" and finally it all just came to an angry halt. I cannot pretend to be something I am not, and if men cannot handle that no problem! Don't let that big heavy wooden door hit you in the ass on the way out. Know what I mean? He is not a drinker and stated that wine is poison to my body. I replied I am not a drunk but a social drinker and poison in someones body is the gas that infiltrates my house with his farting that he allows to slip once in a while in my presence. Needless to say- my wine drinking has not been an issue since. He informed me that he doesn't like gum chewing because of so called "popping it". I responded that hurling spit out of my truck window due to his allergy problems is grounds for having me open a can of whoop ass....... Did I mention that I threatened to stab him with a steak knife for smacking his food so loudly that he could possibly suck the yellow off a school bus? Yep. I sure did! He told me that I was at times out of control with the things I say. I told him it must be because he is a boring person. He doesn't like music or museums or artsy fartsy things like that. I told him no problem, it saves money by me going alone, and I had headphones for my jams. All in all. we get along fine. He still comes around every day and enjoys my company. I asked him why when he and I are so different and had nothing in common. His response: "Because your more than pretty. Your beautiful with a beautiful heart, and you make me a better man." What. do I say to that yo? Anyways- I will hit ya'll back laterz! ~callie callie rawked you at11:00 AM 0 Comments: 
Monday, June 29, 2009 Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and now Billy Mays- "the Oxy Clean Guy" as I called him...... wow! I am still in shock about MJ though... I mean, I grew up watching the jackson 5 show, I recall when Thriller first aired on MTV! I wanted a thriller coat but my parents couldn't afford to get me one. I used to date a guy back in the day who sported that drippy jerry curl juice on everything with the little MJ swoop swirl curl in the forhead. Yep yep. I tried to learn the moon walk but tripped on the carpet. Instead I opt now to just doing my Thriller Dance- WHICH by the way I can still rawk! It is all such a shame yo.Farrah! OMgosh! I lurved me some Charlies Angels, and was pissed when she married The Six Million Dollar Man cuz we were to be married. And she played her little heart out when she did The Burning Bed yo! Angela Basset whom I lurve, had nothing on her- however Angela, mah gurl you did bruddah mans clothes in when you burned them as part of trash. Ha! That was classic. Ed- you never made it to my house with the Publisher Clearing Sweepstakes thingy- so I had to opt for lotto tickets. peacccceeeee...... And Billy Mays.... I lurve your oxy clean products! I use it as an All purpose solution...Who's gonna take his place for "Pitchmen"? *sighs* Please....Should any one else famous die within the next 5 days- spare my heart ya know? It can only take so much shock. ~"Who's Bad?"~ callie callie rawked you at10:25 AM 1 Comments:
Monday, June 08, 2009 I kid you not! Sitting at my house the other night gettin my wine on and watching tv and I happen to look real hard at this guy on a tv show which I cannot recall- but if I throw out some hints I am sure someone can remind me- but anyways it's the show of the half sisters(black) who have different mothers that live in the same building. Anywho- as I am sippin and watchin I think to myself- MY Gosh! THAT is a fine black man right there! and I am looking and looking and then I say to myself- Well, I don't think he is black maybe hispanic or something but he still is fyne! And I look closer and I be damned if it didn't dawn on me as to who he was...."Joey Lawrence"...and what followed was a - "Whoa" on my part. Where has he been all this time, and by gosh that child is no longer a child but a man and when he took his shirt off and well...you know what I mean right? So- no more drinking for me. I am now stuck at home without my child for the next 2 months and I am miserable. He went to grandmas and grand dad for the summer and well, needless to say things are really "quiet" I met someone. I mean- we "talk"....He is very handsome, kinda quiet until I get him to talking- and we seem to have a lot in common. But guess what? He is a preacher. Yep. If that did not make you blow a fart I dont know what else I can say that would. But yeah- me....A Preachers Wife. I shudder...hehehehehehe On another night of drinking, I watched Australia and .......Oh my gosh.. Hugh Jackman.....I would drink his bath water....and lick him dry....he just makes me wanna goo. And that little boy Nullah is the CUTEST! that was the best glass of wine ever. I also saw in the same night- The Boy in the Striped Pajamas. Needless to say I was a snotty mess by the end of it all... I think I broke my hand or broke a bone in my hand or something. Ever since my ass hit the frozen sidewalk when we had that freak blizzard in Atlanta a few months back- I cannot bend my hand at times and it hurts in the joint in my Kiss my ass finger. It is Monday I am hungry. till then...Laterz peeps! Pele and Sera- you rawk. Just thought I would let you know. ~me callie rawked you at4:23 PM 1 Comments:
Tuesday, June 02, 2009 I was wondering again whether to close this site down, and yet each time I get ready to- I feel a need for myself to keep it because after all- Free Therapy right? RIGGGHHHHT. I am sorry. I have been so overwhelmed with other things right now that I at times do not even know where to begin- where to end. I am still looking for something, but have not found it- at any rate- For those of you that are searching for something as well- How Goes It? YO! with lurve- callie
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Friday, May 15, 2009 Some time ago I had added a young ladies site to my site with regards to her writings from Cuba. I am pleased to announce that her site and thoughts have been printed in the JUNE 2009 Edition of Readers Digest!!!!Please check out her site right here: Generacion Y and Congrats Yoani! I am so proud of you!!! ~callie callie rawked you at10:49 AM 0 Comments:
Tuesday, May 12, 2009 1. I went skinny dippin2. Vegged out in front of the tv with my favorite snacks and chick flicks 3. Since I have been kissed 4. Since I really had a great "me time" 5. Since I have blogged- and ranted, and raved, and well just wrote about how I was feeling. 6. Since I have heard from you all. 7. Since I have gone to the beach. my favorite secluded beach- the one where I could swim nude, and be fearful that something might nibble on my boob or ass by mistake- the one where at night I can sit on the deck of my favorite restaurant and watch the sun go down while drinking a huge tubular concoction of Rum Runner- while eating spicy alligator tails and lemon pepper lobster shrimp with butter on the side. *sighs* 8. Since I have laid in someones arms and had them tell me their thoughts and dreams. 9. Since I had an ice cream cone. 10. Since....well...since..... know what I mean? ~callie callie rawked you at10:17 AM 1 Comments:
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