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I am "The Full Monty"- Vibrant, Educated, Articulate, Twisted. Absinthe Drinker, Diverse and Sensual,. World Travel Freak, Guiness Beer Drinker, Simplistic and Flirt! Lover of Life, Trying To Keep The Flow, On a Journey unknown. Won’t you Join Me?

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

I am beginning to see it. My eyes are kinda puffier. Time for me to really go for the full 24 glasses of water a day vs. the 8 to 16. Reminder- try the hemorroid cream crap for eye puffiness.

My hair is beginning to thin around the edges....Reminder- Send an email to the doctor in Colombia that I saw on Animal Planet last night. He has a cow that comes into his shop that licks peoples heads to stimulate hair follicles. It apparently works claims the guy with no teeth but found himself sexier with hair growth. riddle me that.

My boobs are sagging some...Reminder- Grannie bras....At least one of those will keep me upright and curvy so saith Jane Russell the old time bra lady.

Hot Flashes or either severe horniness? Reminder- invest in a good vibrator and or a once in a moment type of guy that can travel..............ummmmmm........scratch that. I need to consult with a Doctor that can explain to me why I feel like a cat in heat around the same time of month.

My eyes are blurring....I swore I thought my shoes were tennis shoes....Only difference was one was white and the other cream colored. I will also attest that I really thought my sweater matched the black pants, until I got into sunlight and saw that the pants were dark green...Yeah....an orange sweater and dark green pants- I was the freakin great pumpkin charlie brown! I am feelin a little like Mary Ingalls ya'll.....

Fatigue....This may be because my stress levels are high. Did I tell you all I moved?? DAZD would be proud of me. After the dilemma with my current apartment complex I found a house- duplex for rent. In one days time I moved my shit in and just broke my lease. They were really making it hard for me to keep up with them with little to no help. Now I am in a cute house with a huge kitchen that I can do loads of baking in, as well as a GINORMOUS yard in which I am hoping someone will teach me how to start a small basic garden for spring...ya know...peppers and tomatoes, and stuff like that.

What else can I say about getting old? It suckeths muchly....I just wanna maintain some sexiness....Is that too much to ask?

-me