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I am "The Full Monty"- Vibrant, Educated, Articulate, Twisted. Absinthe Drinker, Diverse and Sensual,. World Travel Freak, Guiness Beer Drinker, Simplistic and Flirt! Lover of Life, Trying To Keep The Flow, On a Journey unknown. Won’t you Join Me?

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

I am on a secret mission people. Although I am having a rough time, I still manage to get myself into some more crap. People..HOW? I mean...do I walk around with a magnet dragging behind me that says:

"Yo! Callie welcomes it! Brrrrrrrring it!"

But I digress...I do find it amazing and perhaps at times down right yippie-ki-yay to be me. So..what pray tell have I gotten myself into? I am an official Tour Guide, Van Driver, Hip Toten Hustler of Senior Citizens for a trip to the Casino on Saturday....and HOW did this come up....Well I gave one of my little senior peeps a peek into walking on the wild side and before I knew it, I was being hustled into driving and taking them because they do not like to drive long distance or can't- and do not like to drive at night- or can't. Either way...I am doing it...

Now- you know..I was kind of skeered about this and had to lay down the Law of Callie..Check it...

1. No One is allowed to cash in their Social Security Checks for Cash
2. No One is allowed outside the premises unless we all go as a group* I cannot risk one of them getting swept up by some prostitute or having bouts with Alzheimer's and they get lost- I would feel awful and I would be on 60 minutes and oh me oh my. No. That is not a good thing.*
3. No One is allowed to play any slots higher than a nickel
4. No One is allowed to play craps because of all the bending and throwing of dice
5. No One is allowed more than 5 sodas- *because all of em are diabetic yo! *
6. And number 6 people. Which is the Father of all Callie Laws people...NO DYING..........

Yes People..I really did tell them this...Now.....how many you think will follow this???

So- there ya have it. On Saturday while your walking around in your undies, playing with your children, or whatever it is you do on Saturdays, take a moment to just stop and remember me on that day, and then laugh out loud as you picture in your minds, *me* running around this casino with a clip board trying to keep these people in check and me just giving up as I realize- they are keeping me in check instead.

Pssssssssst- and please....pray that I hit big. BARS on the screen all across people!!! I could use the money.

callie