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I am "The Full Monty"- Vibrant, Educated, Articulate, Twisted. Absinthe Drinker, Diverse and Sensual,. World Travel Freak, Guiness Beer Drinker, Simplistic and Flirt! Lover of Life, Trying To Keep The Flow, On a Journey unknown. Won’t you Join Me?

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Thursday, November 15, 2012

I am Quirky. yes. I am truly. I write about things I guess that people would not normally discuss in public, but then again I am an honest person and I look at it not as embarressment but as another factor in my life...or lives in general.

For example: My period. I thought maybe with my being vegeterian and all that my periods would be something similar to cinderella..snow white..or whats that other bitches name....sleeping beauty....You know...with the birds fluttering around and happily bringing me a tampon and or a pad..and i would float gingerly on my tippy toes singing a very wonderful song of giddy joy.....BUT that shit aint for real. Instead I am still in the flux of having to wear ugly underware. checking my ass in the mirror every 40 min to an hour to make sure no blood has crept out from the wings of love pads.. and this time around the cramps bout took my ass to the level of a Mike Tyson wannabe. It hurt so bad..but love me people. I stuck it out and only bowed to the natural medicinal medication of a glass of lovely red wine. holla... PS... dont buy cheap vajayjay wipes for that clean fresh feeling. They burn my sensitive womanhood to the inth degree. and she aint happy...and i aint either.

Did I tell you all that I am doing my bucket list trip to Vegas in a few weeks... Yep Yep Yep. Although I am kinda .....anxious...not scared...but anxious...because you know....I will admit that I have just not been the same Callie since coming to this side of the spectrum. I mean, I have gone through a lot..Lost some people on the way that were very close to me....I have just found myself to be buried in work spectrum that I have kinda lost my zest. But...I think Callie just needs a lil ooomph to get her groove back you know. So with that being said I will focus on all the neat things I must get myself into...and yeah...if anyone here knows a bailbondsman....slide me his number. Just to be on the safe side.. Im jus sayin.

Internet Dating Games....omgeee...ok so like I can write a book about that stuff..but you know what really makes me laugh... These men that pose to be one way until you meet them..Like did I ever in the years I have had this blog tell you all about the cute white guy I ended meeting at a barnes and nobles, and he kindly forgot to mention that he had one leg longer than the other and the same with one arm- but opposite of the leg thing... And it was like...OK...so I kept trying to concentrate on his smile and his gorgeous eyes, and we had a nice hour chat before we parted ways and he STILL didnt mention anything. I didnt either..but..dayum...can you at least let someone know of those things prior to meeting? We ALL have issues with our bodies. I have one boob bigger than the other...BUT thats standard on women. we all have a boobie bigger than the other and they both still gravitate to the ground at the same time. Imagine that wonder! But seriously....he should have told me.

I have a shit photobia or something around other people. No really. I cannot shit in public restrooms unless I am absolutely about to die from the runs or something. And I cant shit with company in my house, or being at theirs. I dated a guy years ago and did not shit in my own house for a week when he was there. I had plenty of incense and all that I just couldn't do it...can't do it... Dr. Phil? Steve Harvey? what is up with that?

It's a quirk Im tellin ya... Alas, I have to do some things so I will end my blog for now... PS.. to all th readers that show up in my counter... Do you know you can leave comments??? Give it a try. Would love to meet new peeps!!
xoxoxo

callie