Friday, September 29, 2006
It's Friday Finally All!
For some reason for me, this has been a long week. I think it is because I am feeling down that I work so hard (snicker away because I really do) and I have nothing to show for it once I pay da man you know??? And besides , I would rather be doing something that I like versus what I have to do to make an income... Be Happy all of you that work doing something you love...not that I hate my job, I just want more money doing it..... HA...............
Upon getting dressed this morning my son was in a tizzy to show me he is learning to break dance. I patiently sat down in the chair while putting on my tennis shoes, as he layed down on the floor.. He was trying really hard to settle himself before proceeding the ever hard "windmill" dance... As he started all I could see was his long legs hitting the coffee table, instead he layed one big gas altering fart. I couldnt help but laugh and he did also. My response...
"Babe, that was classic.. Instead of it being called the windmill, you did the breakwind."
I spoke to a friend of mine last night that I have known almost 10 years... Funny how when you do stupid things or embaressing things people harp on that for ever and a day.... I may as well share it for all of you......
Now- first of all, I am not a smoker, nor have I ever done drugs.. I have always been afraid to, AND smoke totally gets me sick.... She and I were roomates for years as she had a large house in the country which we dubbed "The Farm".........We were always having a party for something, which is probably how I got my party kicks..... On this evening, we decided to have a fall party.......... I had a few tequilla shots which was my choice of drink back in the day... (I no longer do tequilla shots as it makes me sick which in itself is another story) There were some people there that decided to engage in smoking joints..... I have never heard of this or do not know if it is truth- I cannot say it didnt happen because this is what I was told....
Apparently, I was buzzed......I assume from the tequilla as I do not remember anything the next day... It seems I was extremely hungry and decided to horde a whole bowl of Chex Mix to myself... Word has it that when the family dogs (who I call yappers) came up to me trying to take over the bowl of crunchy goodness, that I pushed them away and nearly started a fight with them...... Little did I know- which I found out the next morning, I had swiped the yappers dog food instead and ate it all in front of them.............. I argued they were making stuff up, until I saw the hidden blackmail of a photo....So you tell me.... Is it possible to get a contact high????
I will never find out again if thats the case.... Damn them all.....
ShoutOuts!
1. Ms. Sharon and Diva Liz- you rock!
2. Hannah- Havent heard from you in a while, hope you are doing well
3. T- FUGETTABOUT EM!
4. David and Crew- Hope your weekend is a fab one
5. Sheets- Hang in there!
6. To the rest of you... May you have a wonderful weekend and be safe!
Thought for the Day-
Extra Edit- I have no idea why the blogs have shifted. Help me out Blogger!
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