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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

My Horror in Internet Dating-No Lie Peoples!

Tom- "Hi, my name is Tom care to chat?"

Catherine- "Hi Tom, my name is *CAT* and I would looove to talk!"

Tom- "So....it says on this dating sight that you are single, no kids and own your own business?" "Wow, that is awesome!"

Catherine- "Yes...well, ex husband had to pay lots in alimony..." and what do you do??"

Tom- "Oh, I am in investments..I do ok....So....sorry to seem pushy, but may I get a description?"

Catherine- "Well, not much to tell.. I am 5'7, long blonde hair, blue eyes, I tan alot- and workout each day."

Tom- "Wow, you sound awesome! I am sure you are though...As for me I am 6'2, black hair, gorgeous eyes that sparkle..I work out also, not each day, but work gets in the way..."

Tom- "care to see a photo??? We can trade or whatever.."

Catherine- "Sure, but all I have his cam...My ex husband created a flash show of me if you want to see that?"

Tom- "Sure!!!! Here is mine!"

Catherine- "Oh MY! you suuuuure yummy! Here is mine!"

Tom- "Wow! You are incredible! So....when do you want to meet?"

Catherine- "Well, I have a few business meetings to do for the next month...Perhaps when I get back???"

Tom- "Yeah, me also...How about I will keep in touch and we will see where this goes? In the meantime, I have a business meeting.. It was nice talking to you!"

Catherine- "Oh yes! that will be fine Tom..I also need to run, meeting a few girls at the gym for some raquetball and then martinis.. Take care Tom!

The End-

Now- Don't lie, how many of you crack heads have done or understand what I am talking about?????

*laughs*
callie