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Thursday, April 05, 2007 1. You all should know by now that I changed my linkage. Poor Shen, he just found out. I guess he realized something was not right when he tried to type in my last web info and he got a glance at porn action instead. I heard him screaming all the way from across the world- "Oh my eyes my eyes!!"2. Recall my episode about the litte man that lives in my apartment complex? Well if you can't recall it here is the linkage- click here- LITTLE MAN Well, it seems that Little Man came running from his domicile doing a mad 50 yard dash to meet me as I pulled into my parking space the other day. Of course he offered me a beer that was all shaken up- I declined as I do not want him to think we have something going on. "How are you?" "You wanna come to my BarBQue?" "You can come and I give you hugs!" Alrighty then...I just politely smiled and told him I had things to do and ran my own 50 yard sprint to my apartment. 3. I have *another* interview with that Law Firm-Tech company on next week... I am stoked people... Which reminds me, I have to invest in more skirts, tight sweaters and high heels to wear to the office. I mean, a secretary has to look her best yo? 4. I have decided that my next vacation for sure will be at the Karisma Properties in Mexico. I really do like Mexico... and I really think that for the time being since I may be in transition of jobs within the next month or so, that this would be an awesome place for me to regroup- "How Stella Got Her Groove Back Style".....only thing is- as beautiful as Taye Diggs was in that movie, I have someone else in mind that I would rather share that experience with... If that does not equate- then I will send you all photos back of me mackin with the Butler. *laughs* "Of course I am kidding... No I'm not... "*laughs* 5. My sons birthday was on yesterday and of course a major drama moment has occurred at grandmas.. It seems he was a tad enticed by a little girl at church and they were caught sharing a little kiss. Needless to say I am not ready for this and had to pop a few aspirin and finished off a bottle of wine with a small prayer.. "O Lord, please please please let me make it through this stage of adolescence and please let him keep his penis in his pants until after graduating from high school...Amen..Amen..." Did I mention that I broke out in a cold sweat during this moment of blubbering? 6. Did I ever tell you all about my letter to the IRS? I know I told Diva, but I guess I can clip and paste it here for you all..Enjoy.... To: IRS Amendment Department RE: Amended Tax Form Greetings, I am sending this letter in hopes to finalize any future confusion in reference to the above Filing. I have sent documentation certified mail as well as through the Advocacy Department for Tax issues and I am still being sent letters from your office indicating that you have yet received the required filings to close my case. Unfortunately I see this not only as a problem of stupidity within your sectors but also a cause for alarm as you are to be Governing over the financial implementations bestowed upon you for the United States of America, and yet cannot seem to process paperwork correctly. If you could take a moment out of your day of sending letters to remind me of how much of my tax refund you have made out with, perhaps somewhere on your computer screen you will see where I have been dealing with you all since 2005 on a repetitive basis, not as one of a blind date inquiry. From now on, please cease and desist from sending me any further letters from your office informing me of how much of my refund you decided to take for supposed lack of paperwork. I, like many other Americans I am sure, do not need to be reminded of how bad I was screwed without the Vaseline. For now, just go ahead and enjoy my refund as you use it for your next Office Party Expenditures. I am quite sure you all can enjoy expensive coffee and gourmet doughnuts at the cost of tax payers’ money. But be careful and try not to choke as you will find out when you do properly credit my paperwork by April 15, 2007- that you will need to refund me 906.36. I would like to have that as quickly as you took my refund. I have a trip planned. Thank you for your assistance in this matter, AGAIN. People...I can hardly wait for the reply. And yes I really sent it. If anything it will cause them to look at my account and someone from the resolutions department will give a Homer Simpson "Doh" look and will have to reply.. I cannot WAIT! Recognize people... I am on a mission.... Other than that- life in Callies Realm I think is on cruise control for the moment but keep your pantyhose on, She is going to be picking up speed Long Duck Dong style! *winks* Have a great Thursday. |
