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Monday, April 16, 2007 Yes.. The Piaratess Goddess is back- and is feeling GREAT....Since Piratess Fancy enjoyed my News Cast Posting, I decided what better way to give her another smile??? So here are a few for you Fancy.. All together now................"Arrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh" Rabbits block traffic in Hungary BUDAPEST, Hungary - Five thousand rabbits blocked a highway Monday, tying up traffic after the truck that was carrying them collided with another vehicle and overturned. (Can we say Peter Cottontail on this date hopped more than the freakin bunny trail??? Can you imagine that scene? Rabbits hopping all over the road, on cars, on people? Kids screaming they want one and ya know someone was out of their vehicles scooping some up for pets- and possibly a good ole fashion rabbit stew..Don't hate! ) Company: Toilets might catch fire TOKYO - Japan's leading toilet maker Toto Ltd. is offering free repairs for 180,000 bidet toilets after wiring problems caused several to catch fire, the company said Monday. ( I let out a hell of a laugh on this one people! Imagine sitting on the toilet taking a dump of the day only to get ready to flush and well, you yell out Jerry Lee Lewis style- "Goodness Gracious Great Ballz Of Fire!" People, I cannot explain to you how first of all had I been around this scenario, I would be in stiches for laughing first and then asking if you are ok second... CLASSIC!!! ) Piratess Diva sent me this email on Friday... She is such a funny joy in my life. And yeah we have our disagreements at times- but know what??? Talk about her - or hurt her feelings, and I am on you like a tick on a fat dog! Anyways- check this out for all you WallyWorld fans! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give your urinesample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it." "It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. . . a lot cheaper than a doctor."So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavyactivity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples fromhis wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart. And with that people- I am out like Elvis... Arrrrrgggghhhhh callie |
