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Tuesday, May 08, 2007 We interrupt your locally scheduled program to divulge in conversations of *bs news* in our part of the world and yours.Number One: Actually, spiders in boy's ear 'They were walking on my eardrums,' 9-year-old from Oregon says ALBANY, Ore. - These guys weren’t exactly Snap, Crackle and Pop. What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy’s ear — “like Rice Krispies” — ended up as an earache, and the doctor’s diagnosis was that a pair of spiders made a home in the ear. (can I say wig the hell out! People I slept with cotton balls in my ears when I first saw this piece of news. To hear something in your ear gnawing, and scampering...and oh Sweet Jesus, I would just freak the hell out! and then to have the doc flush it out and see them or one still alive...!!!) Number Two: Not feeling sexy? Chug some Peruvian frog juice Blended drink is said to cure asthma, bronchitis — and low sex drive LIMA, Peru - Carmen Gonzalez plucks one of the 50 frogs from the aquarium at her bus stop restaurant, bangs it against tiles to kill it and then makes two incisions along its belly and peels off the skin as if husking corn. At least 50 customers a day ask for steaming beer mugs of frog juice at Gonzalez’s countertop-only restaurant in eastern Lima, and many treat the concoction as their morning — and afternoon — cup of coffee. (Instead of some guy having me at *hello* This chic slapping that frog against the counter had me at good-bye....*laughs* I do not think I have ever been that lacking in sexual urges to watch someone pull out a frog from the frog basket, kill it in front of me, and then throw it in a blender with ice and other items and serve it for me to chug..Funk Dat noize. I will resort to porn and toys...... But hey, if it works for them...Ok.....) I saw this on my friends Saskias website and had a good laugh this morning...Click on the bold text... EDIBLE ANUS and it comes is chocolate or vanilla...Imagine that.... In other news: I DID IT PEOPLE...and of course regret it..Trying to please my kid and impress his friends to not think his mom is a whimp- I was kind of tricked into watching a scary movie..What they said was: It isnt scary, It is a thriller suspense type of movie...So I made movie foods you know: popcorn, hot dogs, chips and dip a few cookies... They already had the movie in the DVD player so I didn't get a chance to see the name..I asked but they kept saying.. "It's a surprise!"... May I say in the very 2 minutes of the movie I was already screaming with my hands over my eyes peeking through my fingers...May I add that 20 minutes into the movie, I had to start drinking my bottle of wine...May I add by the end of the movie, I was slightly buzzed, my chest hurt from lapses in breathing, and my butthole was so tense I could have squeezed a diamond out of my ass! And this ladies and gent was the movie unveiled after it was all said and done: Although I am curious about the other 2 and how the game so called ends, I am just too freaked people..In my slightly buzzed slumber I dreamt of people being hacked up..My heart can't stand it, and they laughed at me... my kid and his friends laughed....Oh the shame...So...if anyone can tell me what happens in 2 and 3 I would appreciate it.... Other than that- I am wishing you all a great Tuesday..... lurve you callie Thought or Question for the Day: On MSN in the Health-Sex section- they had an interesting article on Anal Sex being the last sexual tabu....Is it and Why? PS. BIG PHAT EDIT: In respects to the Paris Hilton issue...Chic- pack a duffle bag and make plans for that pooch of yours...Serve your time and quit whining... Maybe the first time- ok..Second time, your pushing it..Third time- It's a charm in the simple life of things....I am curious to know how this will all pan out..It will either show that Hey-Mom and Dad can buy you out of anything, and you are better than anyone else or it will be Dad stepping up to the plate and saying- We love you, we care, however my business was not built on weaknesses and you are not weak. Do what is right and required of you. I see this as blatant disregard for those that have not and those that do...If she walks, I won't be staying at another Hilton Property ever again...If they are willing to cut corners by keeping her from the real world, how many corners are they cutting from those that patronize their business? |
