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Monday, October 15, 2007

My good friend Pele wanted to know how my weekend went...Aside from cleaning and possibly assisting my son in getting an F in Science, it went peachy....Below are the details of an actual letter he will have to take to school tomorrow on behalf of "moi"................

Dear Ms. Faye:

I am sending this letter to you with regards to Elijahs Science Project. Elijah has been diligently working on his science project for the past week- unfortunately a big snafu has occurred. Please allow me to explain. The stench of a raw egg and vinegar started to permeate throughout our apartment. I as a smart mother decided on Saturday in the midst of cleaning, I would set Elijahs project outside on our balcony along with the trash to try and freshen things up a bit.

Unfortunately, on Sunday morning as we were headed out to church, we not only noticed that *something* had been in the trash, but had also escaped by eating Elijahs Egg and Vinegar project. I am still amazed that whatever ate his project had the stomach to still eat the concoction, never the less I am basically expecting to see the culprit at some point in time, with either a major stomach upset- or keeling over at any moment.

Elijah did mention that he suspected a stray cat and tried to catch it. However I am still at a loss as to what he plans on doing to this cat- should he find it. I can attest that I have seen His project go through stages of what I deemed- 'weird'. What started out as an egg in prolonged soaking of vinegar, than became something to me out of the movie Alien in which the egg became jellified and transparent. So much so that I prayed we would not happen to see a baby chicken floating in it . I do not know what it was suppossed to do after he added food coloring, but he did not get that far.

I am hoping that you will somehow excuse this mishap and give him a decent grade, as this was all my fault. Thank you kindly for your assistance on this matter. The matter of- Not being a dog that ate his project, but that of a stray cat.

Regards,Elijahs 'smart mom'

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PS. BIG PHAT EDIT:

I did indeed get a response from the lovely teacher. And she has been very kind enough to give him a partial credit for the mishap...I still have yet seen the cat- but I did hear something meowing like as if fire was being shot from it's butthole...I dunno..We shall see.