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I am "The Full Monty"- Vibrant, Educated, Articulate, Twisted. Absinthe Drinker, Diverse and Sensual,. World Travel Freak, Guiness Beer Drinker, Simplistic and Flirt! Lover of Life, Trying To Keep The Flow, On a Journey unknown. Won’t you Join Me?

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Did I tell you all that I took lessons from Pele and decided to try a new shaving cream for the bikini area and shaved my vajayjay? I did the little home made brazilian look and it looks "ok". Sorry- not saying I look bad, I am just not used to my vajayjay looking so...so..."nude". Ok so anyways, I did it and got used to it, and I gotta tell you LADIES, if you ever do this- wear panties that are smooth and silky, cause it gives you a totally different sensation versus granny panty material. Ahem- proceeding. Ok. so- I did this and well- today was touch up day and as I was sitting at the edge of the chair with my mirror in hand and my little clean shaver applicator (which comes with this stuff) I noticed something...And I kept looking. and looking and gasping...and I think I felt a tear slide down my cheek as I identified the object. People- I have not one, but two grey vajayjay hairs! I came unglued I tell you. I mean...2?????? I couldnt yank that shit out fast enough. Now my vajajay is sore from the yanking, and the cream thingy burned afterwards, and well...I am now hairless like a gerbil on crack from over applying the cream, and I am stressed because my vajayjay is turning "old".....*sighs* can you feel mah pain?????

Can I get sum lurve????? Of course, Pele will say- "Just dye it or shave it all off" but damn it- I dont want to keep shaving it..besides, what color would I dye the carpet downstairs anyways? I do not think- Flaming Cherry or Beach Blonde Suprise will suffice.

I suck at 39.

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callie