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Friday, November 23, 2007
Got a day off today?
Got some time?
Not me...lame for brains bosses sucketh muchly people! Why is my butt along with perhaps 4 people out of a building of oh let's say a million- why people are we here today? It aint like I am expecting Donald Trump to roll up in the Executive Suite today people. It is the day after Giblet Dressing and turkey day people....It is the day *after* just now realizing I ate my meal, there was no cranberry sauce...That is like...Charlie Brown without Snoopy.....Linus without his blanket.....
Ok. so on another note..... I did very well eating dinner last night.. I ate only veggies and a slice of cake. I am proud of me...A blogger like me has to look good for her cruise next year in the event the bartender and I decide to tango over the Bahamian Seas mind you. OH- and before I forget...Some of you people out there DO NOT need to decorate for Christmas....Not only are majority of the people in my area non creative, but you just cannot string lights from your truck bumper-through the bushes, wrap them around the stair case banister up to your residence and then call it decoration! STOP while you are ahead! This is not how we do this and because of you, I have to re-organize the laws and rules of Christmas Decor etiquette.
4am shoppers....I really do try and understand the concept of getting up out of a warm bed just to sit in a cold ass car waiting for doors to open up for the mall. Do you *really* think according to the economy that your getting a great deal when the price of gas is still high and jacked up?
I would rather just do Gift Cards....It not only takes the hassle of out who wants this and that- but while you were all out freezing your ta-ta's mine were being warmed by the fluffiness of my feather down comforter as I snored away. Yo!
And how many weeks do we have until Christmas? I am guessing 5 right? Good. that gives me enough time to decorate ....Did I tell you guys that my son and I are so totally doing it right this year?
"Melekalikimaka is the thing to say, on a warm Hawaiian Christmas Day"
I sure am...Our tree we ordered from WhoVille..It is pink......and we are decorating it with beach themes and items, AND I am throwing some Margarittavillve attire on that bitch. Recognize people! Rachel Ray and Martha Stewart does not own ghetto creations like I.....I will also snap a few photos people. Lurve.Me.
So- now that you have had your fill of post Thanksgiving Tidings from me- I expect to see you all on Monday ready to grind your work day once again. Oh Snaps! Did I say Monday? Check it- I will not be here!!! In fact- I am off all next week!!! So- I will not be here online. Sorry. I know you will miss me....But think about me ok?
Kisses and Hugs to you all!!!
Anyone know anything about this beer? Heard it's good with a burger...
PSS People. I took a moment from my Joes Crab Shack Bahama Mama Drink Break "JUST" to say CONGRATS
Hawaii Rainbow Warriors as you smacked
that Boise Spud Potato -Azz on the football field!!
ooooo Tell Momma Callie how it feels
to feel the wrath of poi filled
men just jump all on ya'll!
Additional Shout Out-
Lurve me people..... Steve in Happy Oregon... So ummmm... will you wear a sweater and introduce yourself if I agree to be your neighbor?