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Monday, March 26, 2007 People- I pride myself on teaching my son life skills when it comes to emergencies.. One example I taught him are the basics of driving in the event I have a heart attack while at the wheel of my vehicle, as well as how to make an emergency call on my cell in the event someone hits us- and I am like incapacitated to where I am near death or wedged somehow or whatever situation arises in where you are to carry a change of underware in your glove compartment according to our mothers.. But also - in situations like yesterday....And for your information- Don't send me emails or comment about "O-how can you put your child in such situations?" First of all I do not put my child in emergencies- those come up. I am very responsible when it comes to him. I just get shit dumped from people dropping the ball when I need something done then- not 3 weeks later... Like dealing with Department of Motor Vehicles and Transportation. Recognize! *smiles* You see, my son and I had just come from grocery shopping, when all of a sudden the Big Wolf came lurking out of no where! Well actually, he didn't come lurking, the bastard just humped my ass for a few blocks before turning on the seizure apparatus of the blue and white lights. "Mom?" "Why is the po-po pulling you over?" "Well, because of my tags...they are expired by umm 3 weeks....But, you know the drill right?" "Yes Ma'am....If you go to jail, call Uncle Buddy (my brother), Aunt Debby (my aunt) or Susan (friend from church.) Also, you have a friend that is a bail man, the card is in your wallet." "Cool deal!" So.......Officer friendly walks up to my window and smiles. I smile back... "Ma'am, good evening...I pulled you over because your tag expired on the 3rd." "Yes Sir, I know. and I cannot renew it until tomorrow." "May I get your drivers license please?" "Yes Sir. May I grab my purse from the back to get it?" "Yes Ma'am you may." (Now, I know you may think it strange that I ask- but hear me people and hear me close! Always inform an officer of the law when your pulled over what you are planning on doing ahead of time. That way- they will not think you are retrieving a piece of artillery to blow them up or something.) Ok so I hand Mr. friendly my license...... He runs it through the system to make sure I am not on Americas Most Wanted and brings it back to me. "Ma'am, I am going to let you go with a verbal warning, but please try and get it before April before anyone else stops you for it overlapping into the next month. Have a great evening." (Technically, a police officer can make or break your day depending on the mood and your attitude. I legally had a month until my current insurance ran out after informing them I was scouting for a lower rate- I also had been awaiting my tag renewal documents to come via mail- which never arrived because they sent it to an old address. All of this I find out right after coming back from Mexico.) Homeward bound we go!!.... Did I fail to mention that in the interim of officer friendly scanning my license, that my license was suspended as of Friday of last week? Even though I called way in advance to get it rectified- I never heard anything back I guess they resolved the screw up and didn't feel like apologizing.... so.......Yeah.......teach your kids the lifesaving basics people! Either that or don't go on vacation. |
