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I am "The Full Monty"- Vibrant, Educated, Articulate, Twisted.
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Lover of Life, Trying To Keep The Flow, On a Journey unknown. Won’t you Join Me?
 
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007 FOR YOU:Bettina...  "thank you"....That was so kind of you to say those things.. It means alot....Ok People...Now to the second part of my post.. First of all, is ANYONE having trouble posting a title in the blog header? Mine simply does not work..Which is why my Blogs are coming out kind of funny for a Title.... Ummmmm- let me know so I can fix whatever I need to fix.... Now- hold on to your butts.... I am one of those people that sleeps with the cell phone on.. I do this because I never know when someone in my family, or if any one that I know of will have an emergency need, even if it is just to talk so I leave my phone on... AND believe it or not about 80 sumething percent of the time when people call I am alert and can speak to you as if I was never asleep. I know...I boggle the minds people.... So...last night...3 am.... I am sleeping...HARD...I mean the air conditioner is blasting at 58 degrees, I am bundled in my thick down comforter and my phone starts to ring. I immediately wake up and grab it... Me- Hello? nothing............................... Me- Hello???? nothing.................................. but I listen more carefully and I hear something but cannot make it out....... so I hang up....And start to fall back to sleep...My phone rings again.... Me- Hello????? Him- Hey........what are you doin??? *A blast from the past that I severed the ties with.* Me- I am sleeping...Why are you whispering are you in some kind of trouble? Him- No..... And this people...was the kick ass highlight of this conversation and yes... I had to calm myself down....... Him- you know, your spoiling the mood... Me- and what mood is that? Him- I am trying to get off and I need you to help me. I think I sat straight up in the bed on this one..... I was livid...I know I wanted to say few choice words in the midst of his panting...So I decided what the hell... He thinks I am killing his mood, his erection buzz..So let me give him what he wants. So...I ask him.... Me- So....are you laying down... Of course he says yes, and I proceed with this as his breathing starts to become eratic... Me- You know...Your so cute...But I don't think you are a good lay..In fact your penis is small...and you never really did it for me... Just to get you to hurry up, I faked it...alot.... Him- What the F- - -! Now why you gonna start saying stuff like that? Me- because it's true...Imagine this...at your age, your shriveled penis that your stroking now trying to harden will become limp in a few years...You will not only have to pop viagra but you will also probably experience that what I say is truth because I am sure Jody *another man* is stroking whoever it is on the side your seeing better than you ever will or can.... By this time..I think he is beyond pissed because I heard him mutter F-You...and of course in my awakened haze I muttered... No...F-You! Don't ever call my house again . Needless to say, the phone went silent...I crawled back under my covers with a smile on my face and pat my own back.... F-Me????....no...F-You.......glad to have been of service to assist you in your mood. callie |
