I figured out of all the people that would dig todays post it would be my lovely good friend Blither. You see Blither is like myself in ways. She is a wild child. She likes to live life rather than exist. It makes things alot more fun I think. Therefore Ms. Blither with your sexy self.... I have a question for you....

"Have you seen her?"

Of course you are wondering "What????" "Who???" and my response is.....

The Green Fairy..........


I do not think I have shared this story with you all before, and frankly I am in one of those moods and was asked about my experiences via email by someone who was interested. First and Foremost, I am not saying that *all* should do as I say. Cuz frankly- you would be screwed if you did.. I do ask that any of you that have not tried this product, that you check out your own health issues and all the other pertinent information because I am not responsible for your health, I am only telling you a story of my experience.....

Here. We. Go.

I was interested in the Green Fairy Myth years ago when watching Bram Stokers Dracula. I had no idea what Absinthe was until I saw that movie and I was like...Ummmmm...Need to edumucate myself about this. So I went through the internet and voila! One thing I noticed was the assortment of deviant bottles of intrigue, followed by my reading of the words : Illegal...Ummmmm I pondered..I think I will order some. I read through the company website and decided to send an email about which one to try for a first time. They suggested a Kit.... So that is what I bought. Not only did this suspense arrive in 5 days- but it was all neatly packaged and beautiful in its presentation. I was in heaven, I felt like this would be a special birthday for me... *This by the way took place a few years ago*......... I was expecting a friend *ok so he was more than a friend at the time* moving along.... My friend came from out of town to spend my birthday with me, and needless to say on the first night I broke out the serving platter with all of the Absinthe Gear and sat down on the floor where I concocted this beautiful hazy substance. We drank it slowly inhaled its fragrant aroma, sucked on the sugar cubes, and then...it happened..... I started giggling....Uncontrollably giggles.... My errr...friend looks at me and asks:

"Babe, you ok?"
"Yes...I just can't stop laughing.But I am ok."

30 minutes later I am sprawled on the floor staring at the ceiling...
"Dude?" I asked... "Do you see colors?"
"No...." he responds. I don't see any colors...." "What does it look like?"
"Rainbows......." "Are you serious? You don't see anything?"
"Ummm no...Maybe you should stop drinking."

Keep in mind at the time he is telling me this- he is still drinking.... And then of course...The weirdest thing happened......

Him: "Hey"
Me: "Yeah?"
Him: "Ahhhh.....is it hot to you?"
Me: "Yep"

We both looked at each other and needless to say one thing led to another.... I hit my head on the ceiling fan. Does that tell you anything. Enuff said.....
To bad I am single and all now... Well that is not a bad thing...But....This fourth of July would have been a blast.

Drink Carefully Blither roo!
PS....
Here is the website for all you inquirers out there... *winks* you freaks. *laughs*

ABSINTHE RULES!