Arrrgggghhhhh My purty handsome gents and lovely ladies! It seems this piratess has missed yesterdays Pirate Day- alas here I am to claim my gold and pirate bootey!Arrrrgggghhhhhh
First off this Piratess does apologize for the absence on yesterday, But I be dealin with a bit of millennial scurvy-better knows as "sick as a dog" arrrrrgggghhhh...Corporate America...This Piratess would suggest you sucking her left nut if she had one- alas, I do..They are located higher than the norm and bigger than what ye mouths can hold! Arrrrgggghhhhhhh......

Herez also a toast for all me mates that sails the high seas lookin fer adventure- or better yet instead of sailing the ocean seas- we drive on asphalt...Arrrggghhhh still lookin fer adventure arrrgggghhh... Raise your glasses Mates! This toast comin from the Head Piratess to all me fellow ladies within the crew to all ye handsome men! Arrrggggghhhhhhh....

"Herez to the ladies that sit on the mens faces,
Herez to the men that get up in the mornin
and don't wash it off!!"

Arggggghhhhhhh

Arrrgggh Mateys! Momma is still under the weather and asks fer your patience the next few days.....Until then! Continue sailing and inform me of who stole my gold so they can walk a Piratess Bitches plank!

Arrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!!