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Wednesday, December 05, 2007 Dear Santa,Yo! I am not going to bog you down as I know you are busy and all trying to get your sleigh packed and all that stuff but I wanted to take a moment and send you my Christmas Wish List if I may. Keep in mind you can choose whatever floats your boat. As long as I get at least one thing, I am straight like a penis on viagra! Let's Do this! 1. Peace on earth....Ok...so I know It won't happen but everyone says it and I just thought I would give you a good warm up start. 2. Choco Love Chili and Cherries. Santa, my life is so not full of passion- this is my one vice. Choco Love Chocolate in the Chili and Cherries brand. It makes me smile. 3. Hockey Tickets. and Santa I am asking for non nose bleed seats for at least one game. 4. I know that I can ask for a trip to Hawaii but I also know that I would be sending a letter of resignation as well as living in a tiki hut by the ocean because I would not return back to georgia. So instead I am requesting anything special from Hawaii to come to me. Even a pineapple. As long as it says- sent from Dole factories- Hawaii...It's all good. I am not picky. 5. A Journal Book. I am almost finished with my ninth one. I need another one. In other words Santa, just whatever. I really do not need anything this year...As long as my son gets covered with a few of his requests, Christmas will be great! Love, Callie Dear Callie, I received your requests via express Santa Mail Cargo as you stuck only a mere 500 stamps on it to ensure proper delivery to the North Pole. By the way- no need to ask how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie roll of a tootsie pop. You have defied all spit licking efforts in obtaining that record- and I am sure your tongue is either blistered- or perhaps scratchy like that of a cat. Alas my dear, let us go over your list. Your list is very simple and humbling. Although many would request the finer things in life, your list requests the simple yet meaningful things. Many do not believe in the simplicity of life which is one of the keys to true happiness. Peace on Earth my dear, is attainable, it is merely the acceptance of people wanting to change their hearts. After all, this is the season for compassion. Yet I often wish compassion continues year round, and not only at Christmas time. I received your sons Christmas Wish list the other week. He mentioned a Guitar Hero and last but not least for you to be Happy. Indeed both of your requests will be fulfilled, if not in the exact formats- it will be taken care of. Dearest Callie,- the Peace on Earth that you stated earlier shines in you and will continue to spread. Think nothing less. Wishing you a Blessed Christmas! |
