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I am "The Full Monty"- Vibrant, Educated, Articulate, Twisted. Absinthe Drinker, Diverse and Sensual,. World Travel Freak, Guiness Beer Drinker, Simplistic and Flirt! Lover of Life, Trying To Keep The Flow, On a Journey unknown. Won’t you Join Me?

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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

So- according to my last post I told you all that I would venture back into society of the dating- scene. Of course I don't go to bars looking for men. That to me is not a good deal. But I went to get my groove on ya know? Droppin it like it was hawt. Shakin what my momma gave me. Woot Woot...and then as I stood there drinkin my cheap ass beer *because the bartendress stated they were outta wine, they were outta Guiness* they were about outta luck with me ordering but I bit my lip and ordered something from a spicket. yep. Good drinks there buuudy. So anyways, I am watching this place get more and more crowded with more and more unattractive people.....men.....Yo- I felt like I was in a car show. Cheeze and Crackerz. There was more gold teeth rims in that joint than in fort knox. I saw plain ones, chiseled ones, some with designs some spaced all throughout their mouths. And I just wanted to cry. And suddenly, I just happended to have looked in the mirror at the bar and saw this FYNE tasty morsel of bald headed teasing eyes looking at me and he smiled. He bought me a drink. I went and introduced myself and shook his hand and he told me how pretty I was. and then.........I looked at his hand...and behold, a gold ring circled his finger. And I said, "Thanks for the drink but I really don't want any wife troubles." and do you know what this man told me people? Wait for it, because you are about to blow a fart.

He then says- "Oh no problem at all. We are here in town on business, and we are looking for other married couples to join us. Are you married?"

At this moment I looked him dead in his eye and told him I was one of the women Beyonce sings about- Single Lady and I was not into swapping or swinging. He then tells me: "Too bad, your gorgeous- but we don't do solo."

And on that note, I gave him back his cheap ass glass of beer, and rolled the hell out. Seeeeeeee?????????? This is why I keep my butt locked behind closed doors. That pumpin peter is lookin really good right about now I tell ya. geez...........

On another note. 2009 YO! Ya'll better hit me up with some New Year cheer. Ya hear me?

PS...."anonymous" long time no hear. are you upset with me, or upset because you can't get back into me. *winks*

~callie