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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Ok...so like for shits and giggles I decided to do something totally different because, well I felt like it. I watched 13 minutes of a porn flick. First of all, I *thought* there was a plot..well I thought they were to have plots...........Second of all, I laughed.....well the actress..the star..had a nose on her. She reminded me of gonzo...except in some type of latex get up. Third of all- this man after he dropped his pants looked as if he was the prey from a hunting safari. He had a penis that dropped down to his damn knee caps. and then I said to myself..ok let's see what this guy is working with. Well.......Fourth of all...It was a horror of the fourth kind. I have never...ever ever ever EVER seen spit fly so much out of a persons mouth. This chic used spit for everything but swallowing, not only was she spitting on him, she was spitting on the poor camera man who probably begged for a tetanus shot, and there was just spit hanging from her lips....her mouth lips mind you..and then the all of be all...This bitch flipped this 6'sumething muscular man over on his damn knees and put it on him like a starving person at a Denny's 1.00 all you can eat pancake breakfast. Between that and the spit I was done..The film was to last 45 minutes. I made it to 13 with gagging.

No more porn.