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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Last night, I had the strangest of dreams. When I was growing up I recall the ole wives tales.. "If you dream weird dreams it's because of what you ate the night before." Well considering I had Lentil soup and a piece of gourmet cheese cracker to go with it- I doubt very seriously it was because of that. And then I tried to think of the different connotations of what goes with this that and the other- and all I could say when I woke up this morning in a sweat was "Are you shittin me?"

First..for some unknown reason I dreamed I was in some kind of relationship with Tom Cruise. I don't even LIKE Tom Cruise. He's short. arrogant. and he just has no sex appeal factor. And yet I dreamed we were arguing...*probably because I suggested he sucked in bed..I don't know.*

And then the worst ever. I dreamed that ALL of my teeth fell out of my head- and it was such a humiliating experience and it scared me so bad I woke up crying and ran to the bathroom to check ..that is when I sat on the toilet muttering: "Are you shittin me?" I took a long shower this morning. Normally I am a woman of great speed. shower. lotion.brush my teeth. deodorant. gargle. wash my face. antiseptic rub. perfume. dress. hair check. done. I am out the door in 20 minutes flat..with the exception of today. I did all of those important things but missed one. thing..I got half way down the road and realized I had no shoes on. I had socks on..and flip flops..but forgot to put on my shoes.

I have had dreams that were like true life that I take note of and jot down, or dreams that had me literally awaken from laughing hysterically. I have had in my lifetime- 4 dreams that literally scared me so badly, one time I ended up like a child knocking on my sons door with a blanket asking if I could sleep on his spare bed..and with a child like mind in a teen body he said: "Sure momma, you can have my snuggle blanket too."

I guess tonight I will just say my prayers, and amen it with a glass of wine. Wishing for a peaceful visit from the sandman. In the meantime- It could be worse. I could be like this lady dancing in my sleep in a tomato garden for all the world to see. Nighty Night- Sleep Tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.