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Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Is my butt too big? Really? My butt to me is starting to spread...And I looked into the culprit maker of the bigbuttbigalicious.. And it's none other than ethnic foods.... I kid you not... I can't help it though. I eat tons of Spanikopita, Hummus, pitas...omgeee baklava....you name it. Then I started on the Indian food. Omgeee..Paneer....curries...rice dishes... I am just in love......... dumplings....veggie dumplings... I noticed when I sat on the toilet and my butt cheeks covered the toilet seat. It didn't over lap but it kinda molded around it ....and then I looked into the mirror and said to myself: I'm beginning to look like Christina Aguilera...except I'm cafe' mocha..... and I speak spanglish..... Anywho..my pants still fit nicely.. and I dont waddle alot. ummm maybe it's also because I wear at times those panty holder panties which can make a pig in a blanket nice and cozy .........
So- I started looking at different youtube videos on how to butt flex to make my butt more toned. I do alot of "I must I must tone up my butt" mantras in the mirror. I don't break a sweat. but- it gives me that club booty look. But keep in mind- I cannot make it clap or make it rain. I tried that before in the mirror too. I was a hot damn mess I tell you. Booty slinging left right and jiggling like jello..omgeee.. I had to stop before I hurt myself. The funny thing is though guys like big butt women.. I do not understand it...A woman can be overweight but if her butt sticks out further than her belly- it's a wrap! I call that look "The Booty Doo"..when your butt is bigger than your belly. Now if its a hot mess guy- and his butt is smaller than his belly and the belly button sticks out- I call that a "Dinkie Doo".....we don't do Dinkie Doos....sorry....
Ummmm... it's a challenging thought and concept though. Kind of like a Carry Bradshaw moment. Other than that, what's a girl to do..? Give up the tasty goodness of ethnic foods in place of lettuce? I should say not! I'm vegetarian but dayyyum...I am not looking to be Kate Moss thin. I like me being full figured, I just need to slow my roll and not stop by these eating establishments that lure me with their "Open" signs. besides, I thought that was only reserved for Krispy Kreme.
Until then- I will continue to lick my fingers and enjoy!
