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Thursday, November 30, 2006
People- is it Friday yet? Because momma is worn TFOut! I don't know if it is this unusually warm weather we are having or if it is because my hormones are having a field day with more of an estrogen boost.. But something has to give... At any rate- as I was saying- People!!! Check the Board!!!! I am having a fan freakin time with NeoWorx! Oh and before I forget- I have to slide in a new *SHOUT OUT* to Aizir who resides in the USA- but is from Malaysia!!!
"Aizir- welcome to the realm baybeeeee" And for any one else that visits me- the only way I know who you are- is if you give me a name so I can greet you properly- like the lady I am.....*Straddling your face* greeting! *laughs* Nahhhh just kidding..."No I am not"...*laughs*
At any rate- People, I am going to see if I can get in to see that movie the Nativity Story... I love movies like that...AND I so love Keisha Castle Hughes.. Loved her in Whale Rider! And Hey- all my Pacific Islanders- "BRrrrrring It this way and let me know you are out there!"
You all thus far I am narrowing down my Fantasy Boyrfriend List- and in the running thus far-
1. *That Guy* who is all that- and cute to boot....
2. Djimon Hounsou- who still has not rang a sisters door bell... *damn you man-*
3. LL Cool J- who can wrap his lips around me *anytime*
4. Hugh Jackman- who can serenade me with his gorgeous voice
5. Seal- *sighs* Seal- ok....If you should ever pop in Anonymously on my blog to shout out- Please know this...I have been waiting to sing with you for a long time now...I stood in line to buy your tickets to see you for 2 hours only to have them bitches sell out in a blink of an eye...OK..so you and Heidi have it going on- the only fantasy I have left is to rub that bald head of yours, and to sing with you maaaaan...I jus wanna sing.......Call a girl ok???
6. Sir Anthony Hopkins- can we role play??? Call me..I can be your ghetto fabulous Clarisse!!
7. And for shits and giggles people... "Bill Mofo Clinton"....Bill- I won't tell....AND you can inhale around me.... AND the only cigar you can foreplay with that is allowable by me- is a Cubano....And leave the money on the table "before" we begin.
Ahem- people, there is a newly revised Christmas List for *moi*....So- take note all you new comers that are visiting me from around the globe.. I am accepting Gifts....Especially for my birthday in March..So if you are still around hanging out in the realm throughout this period- I expect at least a damn Birthday card! *laughs* Don't get scared...I am kidding... *whispers- no i'm not.*
Gift Cards- anything for a kinky site, walley world (walmart) books stores- candle stores
Shoes- 81/2 wide....(mommas feet swell at times from kicking mucho grande assay from time to time.
Absinthe- see me for details....
And the most imporatant- a card people..Just a basic- card from you- to say Happy Holidays....
Of course- should anyone that is male that is rich and looking for entry into the US by marriage- come Holla! *laughs*
You guys....Puleeeeze tell me you all know this is a joke ok???? I do not need Immigration rolling up on a gurls site trying to shut me down over some jive talkin.
At any rate- I have not forgotton you for the Friday Shout Outs! Till then!