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I am "The Full Monty"- Vibrant, Educated, Articulate, Twisted. Absinthe Drinker, Diverse and Sensual,. World Travel Freak, Guiness Beer Drinker, Simplistic and Flirt! Lover of Life, Trying To Keep The Flow, On a Journey unknown. Won’t you Join Me?

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Friday, March 02, 2007

I would have so loved to have been a pirate people. I would have been a sweeeet kick ass female pirate. I am all about it.... I *finally* saw the second installment of Pirates Of The Caribbean with none other than sweeeet ass Johnny Depp. He has come a long way since 21 Jump Street I gotta tell ya. Any ways- See- of course I would have to be the leader of the pirate committee, and I would want only women to be a part of the runnin crew, and of course, we would steal from the rich and give to the poor Robin Hood Style but with better tights. *winks*

I would be decked in the coolest thigh- high hooker boots and the sexiest of bustiers and corsets.. "Arrrrgggghhhh" oh...and then I would demand that my pirate co-sisters learn the art of being a sultry swashbuckling bitch! We would carve our initials into everything...You know? Ya gotta leave your mark. Let's the other peeps know that we are in charge. Recognize!

And of course the men....The men would have to respect us freedom fighters as well as sensual creatures...Oh believe that...And of course, moi would have to surrender the bad ass Pirateness to her beloved..After all- he is the one that would assist her on that path to adventure of liberation. *perhaps in more ways than one- winks*

Yes....Arrrrgh Pirate life would be for me.. And yes, Johnny Depp would have to partner up with us at some point or time, and a Sweeeet Pirate such as myself, better get a bottle of rum as tribute! *whispers- Coconut flavored please???* I would relish in the thought of making those people that make me ill with their whiney ways- walk a bitches plank- or join the team...I would be kind and compassionate enough to have them do some type of work, to improve their mannerism skills and etiquette.

So.....As I blow out my 1 candle on my flan tomorrow, I will wish to be a Piratess...*laughs* *go ahead- laugh yer asses off mateys! I may not be a Piratess on the high seas- but yer better believe yer sweet booteys that a Pirate such as this jewel be doin a bit er role playin in der future arrrrggggh.*

I soooooooo rawk!