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Wednesday, July 11, 2007 I am the cheddar people...Recognize..I know all of you wanna be on the good side of me like Obi Wan wanting Luke Skywalker to stay cool...And for majority of everyone I know, or people I come into contact with- it is usually that kind of repoire. But there is always that one- that mysterious black M&M amidst the norm- that has to jump in my game- and try and bring me down, muddle my thoughts..But you know what....???I Say: Funk.That.Noize! Let's roll! I got an email on the other day amongst my porn mail and "You have won the British Lotto Emails"- that inquired of who Christy-Tookie was.. It seems they did not know who I was talking about and unless you have been a visitor here for a while- I guess you can get lost. However I do assure you my pen pal friend- Christy-Tookie is the same within one body....I am not having a cybil moment. But for you- I will give you a brief update. Other than that- you will have to mozey your mouse cursor over to my blog roll and click on her name "CHRISTY"...She is *all* that... In fact she is the puba of Cheddar. What makes her special? She is a beautiful stunning white girl....However when she looks at herself in the mirror this is her true reflection:  I promise ya'll... It is truth... She slung this my way upon our introduction many months ago. Because of her big azz fro- I shriveled into my corner like man balls in winter time- and just shut the f up know what I mean? What Tookie says goes....or be prepared to bust out the vaseline and razor blades.As for other quirks.... I have a great tool to help me understand movies verbally when I cannot understand the actors themselves. Point in case. I was slurpin on some wineage last night as I was watching Hannibal Rising- and I just could not grasp the lingo Mr. Young Hannibal was jibbering about so I turned on my lovely captions.... In my slurpage slumber I started to laugh as one of the captions popped up- in a scene where Hannibal is fighting this guy in the kitchen, and the guys hand was slammed on the hot stove... the caption read like this: "Screams and Sizzles" Now if that was not a riot I don't know what. I know. I have a warped sense of humor at times. Sue me and keep walkin. Now......next on my talk crap list...Don't hate or anything..But I do have a question..Prior to this movie playing you know they show previews. One of them is for a movie I think......It was called 1428....If someone else knows what I am talking about...Holla. Anyways - it is about this guy- who is a ghost hunter who goes to stay at this hotel where there is one room that is considered haunted.... Now...what caused me to laugh on this was....Of course there was a black man -Samuel Jackson- who tells this peckerhead....Don't stay in that room..It is haunted...people have died.... And YET- he does it anyway and when all hell breaks loose you see him begging for help.... Why??? White People??? Why do you not listen to that man????? *laughs* You don't see black-hispanic-asian-whovilleians- people looking for ghosts? Nope...We are watching you all crawl into old houses and sturff looking for some ghost happenings....What is UP with that yo????*laughs* See, I would turn something out! I would be like my man Sam Jackson in Snakes on a Plane. "I am TI-RED of all these Mofo snakes, on this Mofo plane!" I would have turned it out like Rambo style! Recognize. did you all read this on the net yesterday??? 105 balloons put lawn chair pilot in air BEND, Ore. - Last weekend, Kent Couch settled down in his lawn chair with some snacks — and a parachute. Attached to his lawn chair were 105 large helium balloons. Destination: Idaho. With instruments to measure his altitude and speed, a global positioning system device in his pocket, and about four plastic bags holding five gallons of water each to act as ballast — he could turn a spigot, release water and rise — Couch headed into the Oregon sky. Nearly nine hours later, the 47-year-old gas station owner came back to earth in a farmer's field near Union, short of Idaho but about 193 miles from home. Couch is the latest American to emulate Larry Walters — who in 1982 rose three miles above Los Angeles in a lawn chair lifted by balloons. Walters had surprised an airline pilot, who radioed the control tower that he had just passed a guy in a lawn chair. Walters paid a $1,500 penalty for violating air traffic rules. What had me busting a gut on this was in my mind- imagining this plane go by- looking out their window and they see this little man sitting in a lawn chair waving at them...And you know how stupid they had to have felt radioing that in... "Errrr...Control Tower...This is Tango-71 reporting not a UFO but a MIL...(Man in lawnchair) floating at the following coordinates. Roger that." People, I do not know about you all, but I may have blown a major fart from laughing so hard had I been working there and someone called that in.... Ok..enuff lurve for now. I actually have some work to do... Until the morrow....givin you all some Callie Lurve you Long Time Lurve... *Arrrrggggghhhhhhhh* -me |
