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Wednesday, July 11, 2007I am the cheddar people...Recognize..I know all of you wanna be on the good side of me like Obi Wan wanting Luke Skywalker to stay cool...And for majority of everyone I know, or people I come into contact with- it is usually that kind of repoire. But there is always that one- that mysterious black M&M amidst the norm- that has to jump in my game- and try and bring me down, muddle my thoughts..But you know what....???
I Say: Funk.That.Noize!
Let's roll! I got an email on the other day amongst my porn mail and "You have won the British Lotto Emails"- that inquired of who Christy-Tookie was.. It seems they did not know who I was talking about and unless you have been a visitor here for a while- I guess you can get lost. However I do assure you my pen pal friend- Christy-Tookie is the same within one body....I am not having a cybil moment. But for you- I will give you a brief update. Other than that- you will have to mozey your mouse cursor over to my blog roll and click on her name "CHRISTY"...She is *all* that... In fact she is the puba of Cheddar. What makes her special? She is a beautiful stunning white girl....However when she looks at herself in the mirror this is her true reflection:
I promise ya'll... It is truth... She slung this my way upon our introduction many months ago. Because of her big azz fro- I shriveled into my corner like man balls in winter time- and just shut the f up know what I mean? What Tookie says goes....or be prepared to bust out the vaseline and razor blades.
As for other quirks.... I have a great tool to help me understand movies verbally when I cannot understand the actors themselves. Point in case. I was slurpin on some wineage last night as I was watching Hannibal Rising- and I just could not grasp the lingo Mr. Young Hannibal was jibbering about so I turned on my lovely captions.... In my slurpage slumber I started to laugh as one of the captions popped up- in a scene where Hannibal is fighting this guy in the kitchen, and the guys hand was slammed on the hot stove... the caption read like this:
"Screams and Sizzles"
Now if that was not a riot I don't know what. I know. I have a warped sense of humor at times. Sue me and keep walkin. Now......next on my talk crap list...Don't hate or anything..But I do have a question..Prior to this movie playing you know they show previews. One of them is for a movie I think......It was called 1428....If someone else knows what I am talking about...Holla. Anyways - it is about this guy- who is a ghost hunter who goes to stay at this hotel where there is one room that is considered haunted.... Now...what caused me to laugh on this was....Of course there was a black man -Samuel Jackson- who tells this peckerhead....Don't stay in that room..It is haunted...people have died.... And YET- he does it anyway and when all hell breaks loose you see him begging for help.... Why??? White People??? Why do you not listen to that man????? *laughs* You don't see black-hispanic-asian-whovilleians- people looking for ghosts? Nope...We are watching you all crawl into old houses and sturff looking for some ghost happenings....What is UP with that yo????*laughs* See, I would turn something out! I would be like my man Sam Jackson in Snakes on a Plane. "I am TI-RED of all these Mofo snakes, on this Mofo plane!" I would have turned it out like Rambo style! Recognize.
did you all read this on the net yesterday???
105 balloons put lawn chair pilot in air
BEND, Ore. - Last weekend, Kent Couch settled down in his lawn chair with some snacks — and a parachute. Attached to his lawn chair were 105 large helium balloons.
With instruments to measure his altitude and speed, a global positioning system device in his pocket, and about four plastic bags holding five gallons of water each to act as ballast — he could turn a spigot, release water and rise — Couch headed into the Oregon sky.
Nearly nine hours later, the 47-year-old gas station owner came back to earth in a farmer's field near Union, short of Idaho but about 193 miles from home.
Couch is the latest American to emulate Larry Walters — who in 1982 rose three miles above Los Angeles in a lawn chair lifted by balloons. Walters had surprised an airline pilot, who radioed the control tower that he had just passed a guy in a lawn chair. Walters paid a $1,500 penalty for violating air traffic rules.
What had me busting a gut on this was in my mind- imagining this plane go by- looking out their window and they see this little man sitting in a lawn chair waving at them...And you know how stupid they had to have felt radioing that in...
"Errrr...Control Tower...This is Tango-71 reporting not a UFO but a MIL...(Man in lawnchair) floating at the following coordinates. Roger that."
People, I do not know about you all, but I may have blown a major fart from laughing so hard had I been working there and someone called that in....
Ok..enuff lurve for now. I actually have some work to do...
Until the morrow....givin you all some Callie Lurve you Long Time Lurve...