Who Is Callie?

I am "The Full Monty"- Vibrant, Educated, Articulate, Twisted. Absinthe Drinker, Diverse and Sensual,. World Travel Freak, Guiness Beer Drinker, Simplistic and Flirt! Lover of Life, Trying To Keep The Flow, On a Journey unknown. Won’t you Join Me?

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  • Friday, October 05, 2007

    Morbid thoughts I am sure...I was watching an awesome movie last night and decided to start making my funeral plans...No really....Why? I dunno...Just something to do....OK..So..this is what I am bequeathing.... *Is that a word? I couldn't wikipedia it..And if not..Screw it, it is now yo!*

    Ok...back to my funeral... I want to be cremated and I want my ashes to go into the ocean....
    I want you all to have a party....Why? Because I am worth it...
    It's ok to cry but I am putting a minimum on that...After 3 to 7 days of mourning, suck the snot up and get back to living.....
    And for Petes sake....Do not let some big fat lady in a brimmed hat with fruit hung all over it-throw herself upon my urn or something...I see that alot at funerals.

    Here is my list of who gets what......

    Blither gets my shoes and the shiny black vinyl catgirl suit that I have never worn and will never wear.
    Pete in South Africa gets my journals from the years in which he can put together in a book for my son when he gets of age to appreciate and understand whats written in them.
    Kev of Neracruz gets my supply of Beef Jerky, Little Debbie Cake assortment, and my autographed Cd's of those special musical artists and giants in my eyes from Hawaii....
    Pele- gets my 16x20 framed art piece of the goddess Pele that sits above my fireplace wall.
    Jerry and That Guy can have my amateur nude photos of when years ago I wanted and thought it would be cool to be a Playboy bunny.
    Dazd and Rex get my collection of books.....deep thought provoking novels and such... You should be pleased that I am passing along my intellectual side.
    Bettina- she gets my bottles of great collectible memories of fine alcohol indulgences over the years. I will even autograph them.
    Pete in New Zealand gets my Wyland Fluke Pendant....
    Fancy and Anna-Lys: they get all of my fancy bubble baths and sugar scrubs..Because in Sweden they understand the meaning of great skin care- and I appreciate it also.
    Erwin and Jane- they get my collection of song lyrics that I have written. I am sure one out of the many will turn out to be a one hit wonder. That will set you for a few years.

    Last but of course not Least....Tookie...My runnin partner..I leave to you some important items..First..my collection of bell bottoms and an afro pick that I saved as a reminder of how far hair has come throughout the years..... I leave you a few of my most treasured videos...Brubaker and Pappillion......And lastly my final words to those that I won't mention- but can only be delivered by you.....

    "The Finger".......This is very important detail because it will go to those very few that just thrived on screwin me up the butt minus the anal lube mind you...I felt from you, it would be Callies last laugh and final word.....

    yes people.....This is how a great funeral should be planned.....any questions????
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    Happy Friday!