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Wednesday, January 23, 2008
I am the goober people, and even if you don't think I am the goober I still am. *WERD* just thought I would toss that out there. Last night I got conned into playin that Guitar Hero Crap thingy and I totally tried to be a rawk star like my friend KEV who is on freakin Hiatus because he is touring and stuff, and he needs to bring it back home cuz I miss em and sexy Rimbina-his wife, cause SHE is the goober too. Oh ok back to what I was saying- Guitar Hero..3.... Yeah I got to playin around with that thing and realized I must have short slender fingers because those digits were all over that guitar like flies on shit!
Just buzzin all over it people. I tried my best to look like a rawk star- had my tongue hanging half way down my chin drooling a little here and there, I even stood up and had my legs spread *keep in mind after the last vajayjay episode I was wearing a diaper so all was straight!* I even did that rawk star move where they do all that head slingin. And I really tore that up I tell ya, cause my son said- WOW MOM, where did you learn that? And I told him not to hate cause I learned that skill from the guitarist from Metallica, and he just laughed his cutey ass off as I did it, and then I stopped and fell the heck out on the sofa cause the blood was running through my head and I started to get dizzy.
And then my dream was crushed as that freakin announcer robot thingy on that game told me I Sucked and would never be a rawk star. Anthony Kedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers got mad cause I screwed his song- the little 3-d cartoon people started booing me. I gave em the finger. They didnt see it....I wanted them too.
My poor son still told me I was awesome and did my best, and I really took him seriously until I heard the hobbit snickering...... I wanted to go smeagel on him but I let it ride yo!
Oh! I just gotta give this shout out to someone.. Ok..not to someone, but to everyone that counts in this department.... DO NOT COME UP TO ME IF YOU HAVE A COLD! I came back from lunch and the person that relieves me was sitting here with snot bubbles playing in or out from his nose. I just wanted to kick his ass. Dont touch my phone, dont touch my seat, dont touch me, just leave and do not come back. I spent a good 30 minutes of corporate time giving my desk a shoe shine waxing people! If your sick take that home. Don't bring it to work. and clean your damn nose! and now I am betting HE is the booger suspect people. DAZD grab your dna kit cause we are gonna kick some butt.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....How about the Bathroom Bandit is back!!!!! I went into my little private bathroom yesterday and did a 360 about face military style! And yes.....race tracks were all up in that toilet.. only it looked more like a few dogs wrestling in mud- it was scattered,smothered and covered waffle house hashbrown style yo! I only had to pee people- I instead had to camel hump my 5 gallons of recycled water a few more miles to the next restroom. Nasty people...grrrrrrrr.
Ok....I am finished now. just had to get that off my chest. Hang in there people. Friday is almost here yo!
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