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  • Thursday, January 10, 2008

    Confucius say- "Work like dog, people treat you like dog." "Hold sign on street say- Will dance for better pay- then drop booty like it hot and smile. You then be better than dog, you then Top Dog."

    and with that people, may I introduce to you my new Resume'.

    Callie- "Bootylicious Forevah"
    email: bootyforevah@gotazz.com
    Objective: To give high paying clients luxury dance moves from tango-to salsa- to hip hop mogul Janet Jackson- j-lo- Brittney spears neck poppin weave wearin enthusiasts.
    Skills: Creative dancer and specialized in using props for the ultimate dance experience. Examples but not limited to: Food, whipped cream *it's a specialty and I charge extra for clean up* Tables, bar stools* although you need to saw the legs down on those because I will fall over* Extensive use of costumes from a well known brand label. "Fredericks of Hollywood" and I am highly versed in the art of shaving and waxing my underarms, legs, crotch area, and upper lip. Holla!
    Work Experience:
    Jo-Jo's Snack Attack: 5 days
    Dancer, Waitress, and all around girl. I walked out when Jo-Jo wanted to charge me extra for stealin a french fry from the kitchen. I told him the sign said "Snack Attack"- and I tried to explain that's what I was havin after my buzz wore off, but never the less, he grew anal. I walked out.
    The Kitty Kat Club: 1 year
    Dancer and pretend lesbian. See, I was doing good at the Kitty Kat cause I was makin good money you know? Men paid more if they saw two women or more- so I played the game. but I left cause Lafwica and I got into a real bad fight. It was on at the Kit Kat Klub as she ripped off my 25 dollar wig I just ordered from Fredericks! Do you know how much good human hair runs today? especially Silky- Yaky straight?
    Why you should hire me:
    Cause I put alot of time in my shows of art! When I do a Donna Summer dance improv, not only do you get the song Bad Girl, but you also get a montage of a Disco Beat poppin-platform wearin-turning Diva. Like I am an afro queen on stilts turning round and round on stage- and not hurling once! that my friend takes talent!
    My Salary Expectancy:
    Let's go for broke yo! Crisp ATM smell good bills!
    Hire Me!!!