People, can I get an AMEN???

I am so freakin thrilled it is Friday and the Time Changes which means I can have an extra bit of sleep time... Ever since I have been on my weight plan, I have been going to bed at 10pm or perhaps a tad sooner, but i am still restless and it takes me a while to get some shut eye... See..This ladies is when a good strong man comes in handy, because I am sexually charged these days........ Speaking of getting some groove on.... I saw How Stella Got Her Groove Back last night.... Tell me how "Callie, can Get Her Groove Back" ? I am open for all kinds of suggestions with the exception of being with a younger man like in his 20's.....Ewww.... I want someone with skillz....

*Well, Spank Me why don't you?*



You all..guess what??? I saved up and I got a special email discount and I ordered another bottle of this............ This is a really cool company and you get your bottle in about 7 days all packaged nicely and everything! Although, I must warn you... I did not see the Green Fairy, but I did see colors like a kaleidoscope, and I had a major rush of non inhibitions......... I like the ritual aspect of it though..kinda sexy.......

And before I go into other things, may I please have a moment of venting on my blog...?? This vents from me to you - I wont call your name, because I don't really want to go into drama with you in person, however I will call your game.And after this vent, I will be over it... Your attitude is *craptastic* on every level each and every day with me... apparently you must have skipped over my blog entitled *My Realm*.....I could really care less how much money you make, what kind of sports car you drive, and the Coach bag that you flaunted in my face........ May I remind you , that I have a vagina also- and that I have 2 not 1 but two fists to punch you one good time in the mouth, the next time you insult me in front of clients.... I will spare no expense in beating your ass before getting fired. At least I will walk out carrying my box and a plant with a smile knowing that I ripped every piece of weave out of your hair, and stuffed your Coach bag down your throat..... Keep it up....I will master the ability of going conservative professional to street hood on you in zero to 5 seconds flat.......

Now......on to more important things like the FUNKY FRIDAY SHOUTOUTS!

Are

You

Ready?

T....... you all my friend T is leaving today.... She is moving to a different site within the company...... T, what am I going to do without your smile, and your jokes???? You will be missed... Good Luck with your new adventure...Keep in touch!

Diva- I reread the blog about you starving at your other site.... You need to pack a lunch....or breakfast...Heck just pack a picnic basket.....You are missed...and no more excuses! Holla back......

And a SPECIAL Shout out to a long lost friend... Ladies and gentleman, I touched base with my very first boyfriend from eons ago.... He sent me an email and he is currently serving in Afghanistan on the lines.......... to SWAFFORD and the rest of your battalion..THANK YOU for ALL YOU DO.. You are all in my prayers, and I am asking for a swift and safe return for you all!

And to the rest of the blogger world................... PEACE.......................................

Give me a Man
a Warrior

Give me a gentleman with a heart of compassion
a smile of sincerity
a charm that makes my spirit soar.



Give me a friend,
one who I can tell all of my deepest secrets to
one that I can cry upon his shoulders,
one that appreciates being loved and taken care of

Give me a lover,
one that can stir my arousals by just looking at him
one that can whisper my name
and cause chills down my spine at any time

Give me a spiritual partner
one who believes as I do
and believes the importance of faith and strives for it daily.



Give me a provider
one who will do whatever is necessary to take care of his own
not expecting anything in return because he accepts and understands
that is his responsibility as a Man.

Give me a spirit of adventure
a man who doesn't sit by idle
but enjoys living life and takes advantage of each day



Give me eroticism
a man that is not afraid to bring out the woman
that he desires and craves



Give me a Man
a Warrior.........................................

photos courteousy of janresture.com and tahiti-fete.com

GoodMorning All and happy Wednesday-

I for one am darned Hummus'd out people...I have been on a hummus attack since Sunday and went and bought a pint of it along with pita bread and tabouli and I am finally at my ends with it.The craving is now satisfied, and it is on to something else until I get tired of that....... Dieting and working out sucks people! and it is such a freakin debate...Do you know- well you dont know because I havent told anyone...But I signed up for yahoo answers- in which people ask questions and you answer them...Kinda like therapy you know...only it's free....and no one is drawing doodles instead of taking notes at 250.00 an hour...Anyways- I have been in contact with a 19 yr. old girl from Michigan...she thinks she is fat and ugly..

She is 5'7 and weighs 94 lbs and still wants to lose....94 pounds people..She told me she wants to be a dancer, but her mother told her she would never be one because she is still overweight.......... People, we need to wake the hell up! There are children and adults dying and starving all over the world and in our own backyards- there are people plopping thousands of dollars to look younger, feel younger, and majority of it is based on "other peoples perception"............Therefore listen up mateys....

I am not thin nor do I wish to be size 8 ever again.... I am black hispanic and I am in love with having curves, tits and an ass... I love the way I can fill out certain clothing, and I love the way my body looks dressed in erotic clothing........ The bad- I have stretch marks, cellulite, and a never again flat tummy because I housed the most gracious gift ever received...*A Child*.......so...take that or keep walking.... I am however having a bit of a womanly emotional moment in my life right now, and I am doing whatever I can to keep my spirits up- therefore my dancing, and keeping my body clean and free of crap for the next couple of months will do me some good.

(But I did have a massive breakdown yesterday and Jonathan, you would have applauded me for this one because I savored ever bite and smiled knowing you and I could have put a hurting on it... One of my co-workers wives made a Apple Pie using Washington Apples...People, it was so good, I could have slapped my momma...I did dive into that, AND licked my buttery cinnamon-brown sugar coated finger tips from picking up the falling crust pieces.)

But believe you me, I am not out striking to get into a size 10 or below...Besides....I dont think my breastesses or butt would look appropiate on a toothpick..It would snap!

Recall my telling you all how I love animals and I am such a farmer? Well, I got word that my ferret I adopted out to a great family that has 3 other ferrets, has adrenal cancer..... *sighs* She is such a cutey you all...Just keep her in your thoughts or prayers, or whatever...I got a pic of her...I do not know if it will show up big for you all- but here goes....

Ok so now you know the story of Mustang Sally...Ride Sally Ride...... So...on my agenda today,I have choir rehearsal followed by church starting at 6pm- I have dance class at 8pm until 9, and then I am going home to shower and pass the heck out...... Perhaps have a wet dream or two........ Beaches do that for me. *laughs* kidding....."No I'm not"...........*laughs*

Until then-

Comment back why dont ya?

This is what my life is reduced to on occassions....

My Son- "Mom! Will you sing that song?"

Me- "What song?"

he starts to hum it....

Me- "No....I dont want to..."

Him- "Mom, puleeeeze??? It's so cool how you do it!"

By this point both boys are chiming in..So...here goes......

"Diarrhea, Diarrhea"

"Some people think its gross but its really great on toast"

"Diarrhea, Diarrhea"

"Some people think its ooky but its really great on cookies"

"Diarrhea, Diarrhea"

"When your laying in your bed, and its sticking to you head"

"Its Diarrhea, Diarrhea"

I stop...They are hysterical....

Him- "Mom! You forgot the baseball line"

Me- "fine....."

"When your sliding in on your first

and you hear a great big burst its

Diarrhea, Diarrhea"

"When your climbing up the ladder and you hear a great big splatter

Its Diarrhea....Diarrhea..."

Me- laughing and shaking my head.."No more ok???"

They are still laughing..

Him- "Guess your all farted out huh Mom...."

Me- "yeah I guess I am...."

Anyone care to switch places with me for a Day???? *laughs*

Sheets- come take my picture..you do GREAT work....

Hannah- you are loved and missed.

Diva- You are in my thoughts and prayers...

Dozier- you will be missed at the dogpound, but I know you have better butts to sniff.

Jonathan- thank you for your kindness....

T- please dont leave..*laughs* but I know...you have to go your way to succeed...

And to the others that read and dont Post........Be safe and have a good one!

Hellooooooooooo Neighbors..... it is Thursday and today I am actually feeling good, so please allow me to share some of that with you...Now this can only work if you trust me enough, and you do what I do got it??? Good....

Now-

1. Stand up wherever you are
2. Raise your arms high above your head and stretch!
3. Now- grab onto your breastesess (men also) and repeat after me........
4. I- on my honor, do accept life and its abilities to challenge me to be all I can be..I do accept the honor of smiling when I dont want to, saying nice things when I dont want to, and being polite, even when I do not want to.

Now- grab your boob nipples and pinch real hard and say-
5. Cause if I dont, I will feel just like my nipples do....Painful and aware of the pain I cause others for being such a jackass....

Now- relax and consider yourself *Dusted*



Seeeeeeee.....That was not so bad now was it???? I am so easy to get along with I tell ya! It is Thursday and we have one more day people to run the race.. Let us do this together......

I found this in my toy box and decided to tell you about my story......



See....it really was not my fault. I am kinda wild at times when pushed to the *ultimate* limit..And people when I say pushed I mean, you have to really catch me when all else has hit me in the stomach and I have had enough, and that is only 2 or 3 occassions out of my whole 36 years of being on this earth....... The background of this story was me driving my mechanics loaner vehicle while he was operating on my truck....... I am sitting at a red light when all of a sudden I feel this large jolt and I hear this loud *crunch* to the back of the vehicle..... After already being in a vehicle with no ac- and missing breakfast and lunch, and having to go spend more money paying a bill that was not even mine along with other past issues, this was just not a great day... What really set it off- was after the person hit me, they drove up beside me and waved and kept going!

Ohhhhhhhhh.....Let's switch this car in Drive and catch them I tell myself.... I was for a few moments in a Smokey and the Bandit move you guys..You would have been proud.. I put on my hazards and was in an official car chase chasing this truck...They turned left, I turned left..They dipped I dipped...I caught up to them and cornered them in a grocery store parking lot... This man got out of the truck acting like nothing had happened, until I screeched my tires behind him....

I jump out of my car with my cell phone and the First thing the driver of the other car says is-

"I speak no English"

Me- "Oh ok...Let me help you understand what I am saying.... You hit my car and just drove off.. That is illegal....No problem, you can talk to the police...Understand now? Ok?
He then looks at me and says "No police- No license, how much?"

Me- "Oh you can speak English now? No! How about No license, you hit people, drive off, you speak to Police.. It's free..........."

I get on my cell and call the police..He gets back into his truck- tells the other passengers to get out, and drives off.... By this moment I had taken his tag number etc etc...The other passengers are looking at each other and start to walk off... I notice that one of them had a little boy in her arms that she was holding whose head was bleeding a little bit from it being hit on the dashboard....

I look at them and the only thing I could say while on the phone with the police-

"Look, your child is hurt, and I need for you to stay here until the police come..if you run, I will chase you."

So...after what may have been a freakin pondering of life moments- they both decided it was best to run.... I did also.. I took off my 40.00 earthware sandals (which by the way are awesome for ones feet) and I hoofed it down the street... Cell phone on my ear with the police telling them I am in pursuit- and looking like an Olympic Sprinter .... Well, I took it a step up people.... One of the girls stop and flags down this driver, who in turn was the same driver that hit me but in a different car- He stops and picks them up..How do I know all of this? Because Moma has now turned into the freakin Bionic Woman and jumps ontop of the car hood! Well while the vehicle is still moving, and me hanging on- it just so happens the Police see this spectacle and there go the blue lights a flashing...The car pulls over, I get off, the car takes off, and what the hell happens next? Officer Friendly comes and asks me questions....Hello?????

Officer- "Maam, you want to tell me why it is that you are riding down the street ontop of a moving vehicle?"
Me- "Well Sir, those people hit my car and drove off and I caught up to them, but now your letting them get away."
Officer- "Maam, you need to calm down and lay off the attitude I am trying to help you."
Me- "then help me by going after the driver that just dodged into that apartment complex!"
Officer- "Where are your shoes?"
Me- "my shoes???" (by this time I am pissed)
Me- "they are at the grocery store parking lot with my friends bent in car that was hit by the people you just let get away...."
Officer- "Maam, get in the car...."

He opens the back door and I am sitting behind a cage- fuming......... We go back to the parking lot and he asks me for the story.... I have to repeat it like 5 times to get him to understand...... He then asks for my information (personal) and then sits there in silence.....listening to people on the radio awaiting for tag information and other good stuff......

Officer- "Maam, do you know that they could have killed you?"
Me- "Did you know that you could have caught up to them?"
Officer- "Look, how do you even know it was the same driver that hit you?"
Me- "Probable Cause and Preponderance of the Evidence...."
He looks at me and smiles.(yeah smile on Officer Friendly, you didnt think this fyness took Criminal Law did you jackass)..I look at him with an eat crap look and turn away...... Well after another hour or 5 so it seems, they radio back and tell him the vehicles arent registered this and that- and that because of it there is no way he can follow up because it's a tag scam...Meaning switching of tags to different vehicles which he states is common....

Me- "Great...can I go now or are you going to arrest me for something....?"

Officer- "you got a smart mouth I am trying to help you...."
Me- "well, thank you for your help Sir, but your credo doesnt quite add up with me sitting here when the real people just busted up my friends car....Besides, I am hungry, I think I stepped on glass because I am bleeding on your carpet a little bit, and I am just tired of life right now...."

He goes onto giving me more advice and finally lets me out of the car......

Officer-" Maam, the next time- please just let it go,,I dont want to see or hear about you getting killed over something like this ok?"
Me- "yes Ok....although it was fun for the moment..You all need more people like me.... ready to get the bad guy..."
Officer- "maybe we do......just sign up at the Department..."
Me- "I was kidding.....I just want to go home now...Thanks....." (I Muttered...For nothing)

So you see folks...Live life to its fullest! Who knows....you may make it as a stunt double one day like me.....

Thank you to those of you that left me a comment in my little box in regards to my upsetting dilemma.. It means ALOT... I am still working through the storm, and in order for me to do that I must keep walking it you know? And as a dear person stated to me at 6am this morning- "The Sun will come Up"............... *thank you*

Ok so I got dressed, kissed my kid goodbye and drove first of all to my favorite Cafe-Gas Station and purchased a 20 oz. cup of Bananas Foster Coffee..... You all I have not been able to do Dunkin Donuts Lately- and this to me today was a luxury item after a week so don't hate ok? But Oh, it is soooooo good.... I love it! On the way out of the store these 2 guys are walking in and one of them is holding the door open for me.... I smile and say Thank you and of course he grins and I notice that he is in need of a good Dental Plan... Aside from that he is smoking- his nails are all grimy, Stringy Hair and Skinny Skinny Skinny- and you know what....There are just some people- that you just know rolled out of bed, and threw something on....That was my guess of the day.... So much so I wager 10k on that thank you Mr. Trebek........ And the comment that he made as I was walking out with my precious cup of joe guarding it ever so carefully was-

"Det girl got some purty titties"..... Ewwwwwwwwwww.. How about I just *Jackie Chan* your stinky butt right here and now while still balancing my precious One Dollar and five cent 20 oz. coffee in my hand???? That is not a good thing to say to a woman that you dont know in front of people. JackAss......And you know what? What goes on in my brain at times......... This question pops into my head when I think about the opposite sex sometimes....

"Would I like to have him on top of me?"

It helps believe it or not when I am in that type of sexual arousal per se'.......It helps make a decision of whether or not to spend my thoughts of a fantasy of them, or to just let them keep on walking.... Majority of the time, they keep on walking... *I'm selective like that.*

he just made me want to grab that hose by the Free Air sign at the gas station, and just spray him down.....Ewwww......

Other than that- I am having a better morning.. I went home and made crepes for my son..He likes em.... Then again, all kids are picky and you have to do that Mikey thing. Make something and hope they eat it....I used to force him, but then I saw Mommy Dearest and how she made Christina sit there eating the same meal for days... It was sad...... So I do not do that any longer......
*No More Wire Hangers.. EVAH* (Sorry, it cracks me up)

Check it... Some new blinkies from the blinkie whore herself..."Moi"

How I feel today minus Mr. Billy Bobs comment this morning -

My favorite Cookie-

and last but not least I sent in an application and have yet heard from them-



I wish you all a great Day, and again Thank you for your thoughts and prayers, as I am sending mine to all of you!

Your thought for the day:

* The next time you write out a check to someone- in the Memo portion write in "For Sexual Favors"..............*