People, can I get an AMEN???

I am so freakin thrilled it is Friday and the Time Changes which means I can have an extra bit of sleep time... Ever since I have been on my weight plan, I have been going to bed at 10pm or perhaps a tad sooner, but i am still restless and it takes me a while to get some shut eye... See..This ladies is when a good strong man comes in handy, because I am sexually charged these days........ Speaking of getting some groove on.... I saw How Stella Got Her Groove Back last night.... Tell me how "Callie, can Get Her Groove Back" ? I am open for all kinds of suggestions with the exception of being with a younger man like in his 20's.....Ewww.... I want someone with skillz....

*Well, Spank Me why don't you?*



You all..guess what??? I saved up and I got a special email discount and I ordered another bottle of this............ This is a really cool company and you get your bottle in about 7 days all packaged nicely and everything! Although, I must warn you... I did not see the Green Fairy, but I did see colors like a kaleidoscope, and I had a major rush of non inhibitions......... I like the ritual aspect of it though..kinda sexy.......

And before I go into other things, may I please have a moment of venting on my blog...?? This vents from me to you - I wont call your name, because I don't really want to go into drama with you in person, however I will call your game.And after this vent, I will be over it... Your attitude is *craptastic* on every level each and every day with me... apparently you must have skipped over my blog entitled *My Realm*.....I could really care less how much money you make, what kind of sports car you drive, and the Coach bag that you flaunted in my face........ May I remind you , that I have a vagina also- and that I have 2 not 1 but two fists to punch you one good time in the mouth, the next time you insult me in front of clients.... I will spare no expense in beating your ass before getting fired. At least I will walk out carrying my box and a plant with a smile knowing that I ripped every piece of weave out of your hair, and stuffed your Coach bag down your throat..... Keep it up....I will master the ability of going conservative professional to street hood on you in zero to 5 seconds flat.......

Now......on to more important things like the FUNKY FRIDAY SHOUTOUTS!

Are

You

Ready?

T....... you all my friend T is leaving today.... She is moving to a different site within the company...... T, what am I going to do without your smile, and your jokes???? You will be missed... Good Luck with your new adventure...Keep in touch!

Diva- I reread the blog about you starving at your other site.... You need to pack a lunch....or breakfast...Heck just pack a picnic basket.....You are missed...and no more excuses! Holla back......

And a SPECIAL Shout out to a long lost friend... Ladies and gentleman, I touched base with my very first boyfriend from eons ago.... He sent me an email and he is currently serving in Afghanistan on the lines.......... to SWAFFORD and the rest of your battalion..THANK YOU for ALL YOU DO.. You are all in my prayers, and I am asking for a swift and safe return for you all!

And to the rest of the blogger world................... PEACE.......................................