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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 I had a friend that was military that told me about his escapade for his rest after a rigorous basic training at Ft. Benning....He told me that after the training he and others of course went into town on Victory Drive to visit a few places of the not so lovely accommodations of the opposite sex.He said there was one place in particular that others ranted and raved about in regards to "nice clean women." Daniel said he got there and when it was his turn, this lady who was not so glamorous met him at the front door and quizzed him about his age and all since he has this boyish charm about himself... After he validated his age and she was satisfied, he made an offer to spend time with one of her girls. Daniel said that she was very insulted by his offer and told him that he was not good enough to be with one of her girls, but that she wouldn't turn him away or his few government hard earned dollars... So she made him a different deal..She asked him if he had ever "done it" with a chicken...Daniel told me that he would never do such a thing, but since he was in line and was to ashamed and horny to turn back he told her no, gave his money and he proceeded into the house. He said that she told him to go down the hall to the last door on the right and have at it..He said sure enough, he went to the room and there on the floor tied to a bolted table was this chicken.. He told me that he had no idea what to do or anything, so he dropped his pants- grabbed the chicken and commenced.. He said although it was a strange sick act, it was also exciting and different, and he just had to block out the sounds and sights of this poor chicken squawking and all........ He went back the following week but was met by the same woman who was bitterly angry with him. She accused him of killing her chicken and told him he could never touch any one of her ladies...He begged and pleaded and she made him another offer... Daniel said she asked him... "Well soldier, have you ever seen 2 ladies getting it on?" He said he beamed a wide smile and told her no....She took his money and told him to go to another room located at the opposite of the building... Daniel said he went to the room and there were about 15 other guys watching these two women getting it on through a glass window....Daniel told me that he was so excited and flustered he turned to one guy and gushed: "This is the most exciting, intense thing I have EVER seen"..... The guy looks back at him and laughs and says: "This?" "Oh man, this isn't anything, you should have been here last week to see some guy screw a chicken." the end. |
