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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Thats right all... Do you remember the coolness of Prince? The way we women screamed and probably threw some funky panties on stage in hopes he would sniff em in front of everyone and would then drop to his knees and start humping the floor???? Do you remember?????? Ahhhh those were the days.. Unfortunately I was never one of the ones to throw my panties because hey- I dont wear any.... *kidding....*

- no I'm not-

At any rate- how bout his Purple Badness performing in the 2007 Superbowl... ! Yeah, they figured "Wow, we already had the Stones censored, Janets tit flop out, perhaps we should go for someone "tame"..." "I know! How about Prince!"

Alrighty then...apparently unless Prince has signed a no cuss, no hump contract on the spot, I am betting that he starts out with a few of his old goodies like-

"Let's Go Crazy

Let's Get Nuts"

and then it will skip into a mix of Kiss, perhaps a little bit of Hendrix's- AMERICA- and then for the finale- Darling Nikki or Hot Thang to really blow a mind fart...And if it's a really good show, a physical one as well... Oh well, it remains to be seen.. I just dont want him walking out in anything draped over his skinny ass like those lace thingies he thought was cool back then. Prince! I *heart* you man! I only want your shoes!! Momma wears a size 8 and a 1/2 baby! Not a 4 slim like you!! Send me a gift certificate!!

In other news-

HAWTHORNE, Fla. - A North Carolina woman was arrested after complaining to a police officer that the crack cocaine she had just purchased wasn't very good, authorities said. *OCCIFER FRIENDLY-LISTEN...I BOUGHT DIS CRACK, AND I NEED A REFUND!*

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Julio Cesar Cu wanted to be an oceanographer but instead he swims through foul-smelling sewage in underground tunnels where the occasional dead body bobs beside excrement and car parts. *Hell to the No*

People- got a question...And I don't think people look at things like I do when it comes to certain *ethnicities* but on the way to work- home- I have been listening to the same Christmas Carols over and over and over..... this man in particular-

Who I never honestly knew was *gay* until i dug this photo off the net. So sue me! Ok so back to what I was saying.... Why is it they don't play those cool Christmas songs on all the radio stations? Meaning... The Jackson 5 Christmas with little Michael! OMGosh that is the shit! and what about the Temptations Silent Night! *Classic* And last but not least-
JAMES BROWNS' - Santa Clause, Go Straight to the Ghetto
Thats ok. Laugh Bitches...I know you may think I am smoking crack, but it is a real song. And it is the coolest. Back in the day before I found out Santa Clause was killed in a car wreck, Christmas was a family thing....Food, laughter, fights, guns, you name it! But there was always that James Brown song, my grannie drunk off of her gin and grapefruit juice, and her wig slightly tipped as she bebopped to Santa Clause go to the ghetto.... Ahhhh those were days... Now- this is what I have to look forward to-

Can you BULEEVE Da Diva has never seen this movie??? Wthell???? This is the best holiday movie in the whole wide world.. Oh and people, Momma wants a Red Rider BB Gun, AND the One legged Lamp! RECOGNIZE!

This Christmas is going to be a different twist for me. I will be *alone* people...Yes..moi..No Man to keep me warm with egg nog drizzled all over my breasts... No child begging me for cookie dough to burn up a batch of 24 half made snowmen...I am trying to not be depressed, but man...So- I am making a list, checking it twice, and gonna find out how naughty or nice, I can be. So we shall have camera and film, to take photos of Callies Christmas...Alone... Any photo op ideas??

And *THAT GUY* Don't even bust my ass for baby oil pics... It's not happening..and your gift is on the way..Late, but hey you all are non time sensitive right now anyways right?

Love you all
callie