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Wednesday, January 31, 2007
I kid you the hell not people, but there is a "Little Man" that lives down the steps from me that has been sweating a whore for the past month! I do believe the sneaky bastard also knows my schedule of when I leave for work, when I arrive from work, when I go to the gym, back to the gym, hell he probably has his ear plastered against a glass container on the bathroom wall just to hear me pee or shower! And how do I know this? Check it-
Last week I get home from work and walk by his apartment door to get to my place- and what do you know! He comes running out shirtless showing his man boobs *and yes- MAN BOOBS* and he is offering me a beer...... NOT........ and then during the weekend, I go to get coffee and he runs out to say hello- how you doin- you no work today... Give me a freakin break dude... So- I had to put my damn thinking cap on and devise some sort of back off plan without being really rude... So behold my ass gets into my drive way on yesterday, and look who is outside with his case of beer- music blaring, and a tshirt and jeans.........
Him-"Hi- how u doin?"
Me-"Hi- I am fine thanks"
Him- "you got boyfriend?"
Me- "yeah I do....." "arent you married?"
Him- "yes but she not my wife.."
ok...perhaps he was already liquored because I did not understand that at all- so i just smiled and said
"oh- ok!"
Him- "ummm where your husband or boyfriend?"
Crap! Think Think Think....
Me- "He is away alot because he is a bounty hunter....."
He looks at me puzzled and people I am really sticking to this story and trying to make it believable- don't hate!
Him- "He do what?"
Me- "He is kind of like a secret police, and he goes after bad guys and puts them in jail."
Him- "Ohhhhhhhh..Like da guy on tv? Dog?"
Me- "There ya go!"
Him- "He that guy that comes on the motorcyle with the tattoos?"
He is referring to my ex boyfriend from a year ago...
Me- "Yep! Thats him!"
Him- "I dont see him anymore- he gone long time."
I bit my bottom lip people! I was stumped but momma laid on another layer of a lie.
Me- "Yeah well he is chasing this guy that murdered his neighbor... From what was on the news, she was a young girl with kids and he liked her..He was kind of crazy..." "You didnt see this story on the news???"
Him- "Ohhhh no...."
Me- "Yeah, so he is in another country right now...."
Ok.. I can see he is no longer smiling at me so I make my move to get into my safe haven.
Me- "I need to go, but it was good seeing you!"
Him- "Ok! Bye!"
I got inside to get dressed to go to the gym and my son is on his way out the door and I found myself yelling-
"Dude, if that guy downstairs starts asking you questions about my boyfriend, or what not- he is a bounty hunter"..
My son looks at me and says- "What boyfriend?"
"Dude, just say it if he asks ok?"
"Ok.....but..I didnt know you had a boyfriend that was a bounty hunter."
People, I am the luckiest whore on earth!
callie
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
The following post was intended to show sympathy for women all over the world. No humans, animals, or other living, breathing characters were harmed in the process of this post.
Dear Alcohol-
Thank you for being my friend for the past hour in helping me expedite the services of relief from menstrual cramps. Your frothy-cool liquid slid down my throat in earnest as I sought relief that the 7 midols could not give to me fast enough. Thank you for allowing me the ability to smile and be alot more cheerful due your aptitude of creating the perfect buzz to get me through the day. Amen
Dear Elastic-
Thank you for your comfort in stretchy material as I had to lie on my bed to zip up my first pair of pants this morning. It is to you that I owe my undying gratitude because without you hanging in my closet I would have surely exploded because of water retention and that bloated feeling. Amen
Dear Fruit of the Looms-
Thank you for the occasional once a month time in my life where I have to rely on you for extra comfort and security. Although I hate granny panties may I say that you come in handy to help avoid those *accidents* due to surprise leakage. Not only that but your ugliness on my bloated body right now is really appreciated because no one knows that underneath my clothes i feel like a grandma with no sexiness at all..Amen
And last but not least-To You
Mr. Tampon and Mrs. Pad-
In holy matrimony you are so appreciated. Although a whore hates having to plug up her precious jewel with you Mr. Cotton rocket, I so am grateful because I feel like a leaking faucet. Who would have ever though that women would come to appreciate you every 28 days. You allow us the ability to run, skip, and swim all in the same month. And to you Mrs. Pad. Thank you for being woman enough to back up your man Mr. Tampon because he sucks ass when it comes to control. I so appreciate you catching the little accidents and preventing me from ruining pants and skirts because I had no idea your husband could no longer hold out on his duties. Although you make me feel like I am wearing a diaper at times, I do value you..Amen
And to the rest of the world, I am so getting ready to order this freakin t-shirt to display to the world just what kind of a brave woman I am to speak boldy about having a period.
Ladies- Order this shit!
I so freaking RAWK people!
callie
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Monday, January 29, 2007
Check it people- Your method to making it on a Monday is to just kick someones ass! Plain and simple. See my Monday started off fine...Waking up at 5:30 am after having an erotic dream of ZHP and chocolate syrup- errrr was it chocolate or butterscotch- I can't recall, anyways- I got ready for work walked out of my domicile only to notice that it was 0 degrees- and how do I know this? Because if I would have passed a fart right then and there- it would have been a cloud of a frozen particle misted as if something out of the Matrix. That people is how cold it was.. I ante up and run back upstairs to grab a coat versus looking cute in my leathers.
I run back down to the truck to warm her up, and what now? I left my purse- so I have to brave the 0 weather again, run up the stairs- grab my purse and back into the truck... Getting to work people is not that damn hard or difficult... Driving in Atlanta with people that talk on cell phones, don't use turn signals, or that just cannot drive at all is what makes driving in Atlanta a bitch! "Z" my dearest and sexy man- forgive me but I cheated on you this morning twice! First of all it was with a women who was on a cell phone that had hair so big it scraped the roof portion of her vehicle... Not only was she a sister girl with a ginormous hairdo- but she was blacker than my boots and was sporting blonde...... Diva would have beat her azz down people I am telling you! This hoochie moma decides "Hey eeerbody, I aint got nutin to do but talk on my phone, and drive slow." Funk that Noize bitch and you! That's right- I not only Humped her with every bit of my jeep sexiness, but I also waved at her with only 1 finger......
And then "Z"- I humped another... Only this time, this was someone from Kentucky who was more than lost. He was in hell... He didn't have the sense to pull over and ask someone where in hell he was, instead he blocked traffic in which I was being humped! He created a traffic orgy and no one was protected! So- I cut in front of someone else, and jumped in front of him to avoid hitting the trash man and continued on my way to work.... See people- you become stressed before you even get to work here!
I will however share some other news- I was considering as a birthday present to myself of having my nipples pierced... Well after doing alot of online research I think I am opting out of it. I just cannot imagine not having my nips toyed with for 6 months.. Although it is very pretty, I just do not want the down time and then that fear of waking up one morning and one boobie being bigger than other thanks to an infection or whatever.. I was also thinking of having my vagina done also- but I think she would rather sit that one out also... Besides, although I love riding a bull, I don't want to walk to work as if I had been doing it on a continuous basis.. I know I know- sue a whore for being scared and chicken shit.. And besides- DaDiva wouldn't hold my hand- something about me messing up her nails or some shit like that... whateverz.....
other than that- I am making it through on this Monday...3 hours left people! A whore is so ready to blow this joint and get home.
holla
callie
PS- I LOVE listening to men talk to other men- example- this guy is telling the story of how he *allowed* his wife to have a puppy... That he was tired of her asking- so he agreed on yesterday as she was talking to her mom and he was washing dishes- * I know I can type this shit at the same time I am listening and they have no idea!* hehehehe ANYWAYS he is now bragging on how "he is no longer in the dirt with her- he has risen above the dirt. So now the other guy says- "What kind of puppy is it?"
"I don't know"...I didn't ask"
I am so hoping this is a big freakin dog!
heheheee
callie rocked you at1:28 PM
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Saturday, January 27, 2007
I was online till 2:30 am last night. Which is rare because I am normally in the bed by 10pm.Awake at 6:30 to the sound of someone thumping outside the door.... I drag myself out of the bed, and tip toe through the living room where piles of kids are sleeping. *Yes, the neighborhood boys camp at my place every weekend*.. I look outside my door and there is no one there...
Ummmmm, must have been dreaming.
Back to my bed I go- back to dreaming of...... and I hear it again! I sit up in the bed and strain to listen for the thumping noise and then I heard it again, but this time it was more audible....
"Oh Yes! Harder, yes! " thump thump thump
You have got to be fucking kidding me! Who ever was banging the next door neighbor, I can assure you it was not the husband because he is out of town...
7:30 am, as I am still listening to Ms. Thing cattle call- I decided to get up and shower, pop my vitamin, and go for coffee....
8:15 am- I am back home in the kitchen cooking- arousing the senses of 5 young boys.
french toast
bacon
juice
and I have to add that powdered sugar sprinkle stuff to the frensh toast.
Juan- "good morning ms. callie...may I have cereal?"
yep
"good morning mom- wow french toast and bacon!.....how did you sleep? mom, can i spend the night at juans? mom do you think tomorrow after church we can stop at walmart? mom- this is great. are you ok? you look tired?"
yep......
"good morning maam...- ummmm my mom doesnt fix this for me at home thanks!"
yep
"good morning- can I have cereal and the french toast please?"
yep
"mom- we will clean up the living room after we eat ok? dont worry about doing it ok?"
yep
As all are eating, I then decide to say something more as I am sipping my coffee....
"is everything ok? anyone need some more milk or juice? more food?"
I get head shakes that things are a-ok because mouths are full....
"Well, since everything is ok- please rinse off your dishes and place them in the sink. I will wash them when I get back home"
My son- "ok....where you going?"
"I am going to finish my coffee and then throw myself off of the interstate bridge." All mouths stop chewing and eyes stare at me.
"I am kidding....I am going to the gym- and then I am going to run errands, I have a Valentine project to finish and need some things."
So.......this is my life on a Saturday morning.....Love it!
callie
EDIT- It gets even BETTER I tell ya! I just got in from the gym and guess who I see outside who starts waving at me? Yep- Ms. "Oh yes- Harder"..So I removed my headphones and this is the conversation.
Her- Hey girl! How are you its been a while!
Me- Hey you! yeah, I am working and then at the gym and all you know how that goes.
Her- yeah I do. You look good- how much have you lost?
Me- Thanks your sweet, but I'm wearing clothes so I am being deceitful. *laughs* but I have lost 20 punds and have 15 more to go and it's the hardest.
Her- yeah I bet....
Me- hey where has you husband been lately I haven't seen him in a while?
Her- Yeah he has been gone for a weeks, you know we are moving. he isnt my husband but we are getting married in march and he is out of state because he bought us a house, so he is getting that together.
Me- Oh really? well thats great! congratulations! he is such a sweet guy! I ran into him when he was carrying trash out and all he talked about was you, which is why I assumed you two were married.
Her- yeah girl, he is a sweet man. I love my boo..
Me- Girl, I can tell....
Me- well listen, I need to get inside and do some things and besides I think I need a nap due to this mornings alarm clock.
Her- oh really?
Me- yeah.. I think one of the neighbors was like really sexual because they woke me up at like 6 something this morning!
Her- girl stop!
Oh shes not laughing anymore...In fact I laid it on a tad thicker.
Me- Oh my gosh you didn't hear anything? normally I dont hear anything because of the way the apartment is set up, but girl, with all of the yelling she was doing, you would have thought ole' boy would have muzzled her or stuck a sock in her mouth or something.
Her- she snickers and starts fiddling with her shirt...
Her- wow.....well girl I need to go, but take care.
Me- yeah me also... Hey tell your fiance' congratulations for me...he has a real winner!
Her- ok! Bye!
Skank..........
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Friday, January 26, 2007
I know people, I know! Just worship me like the High Class Whore that I am! It is Friday, I am broke- "po" and I have nothing better to do right now, than to give my Friday duties of spreading whore worship right here through your PC.. *bada ding, bada bing*
First of all- people I am so sorry and I cannot contain this anymore- but Bush has some serious Ego-Trippin drugs on him right about now! How bout I book a flight to Washington, smooze myself on some tight ass body guards, Jackie Chan sneak my way through a back door entrance to where he sits in the Oval Office where of course I would be on my best behavior. I would hike up my skirt and tell him to kiss my non panty wearin ass and relish in its softness! And then I would tell him to lay off the crack that hides under his desk, and get his ass in gear... Ok ok..a whore can dream right?
Speaking of dreams ZHP you are in for a rude awakening! Momma dreamed that we had great hot sex everywhere! It was so hot and so well thought out in my mind I wrote a Dr. Suess Jingle to it..Check It-
We can have sex at best
In a trunk in a chest
In a house, on a mouse
In a tree you and me
We can have sex at best.
*laughs* Did I make you drop your book? *winks* I crack me the hell up!
Well, on to the Friday Shouts right??? Y'all want this party started right? Here - We- Go!
DaDiva- you high fashioned, straw sippin High Class Whore number 2. I am glad that you decided to stay in HotLanta...We need a few more Whores- like the Marines need a few good men.
Christy-*Tookie*- you cannot redo your list for this bet, so don't even go there. Prepare to send my candy hearts and oreos! Drink Up.
Sheets- stay out the way of trains. It would royally suck to read on the net about some crazy guy running around in sub zero snow in his sponge bob square pants undies- getting ran over while searching for relief in a fictional place called bikini bottom. *winks*
Fancy-Anna-lys- no Girls gone Wild in Sweden please. Keep it a bare errr...keep the shit in tact.*smiles
Amy- Carnival Carnival Carnival!
Erwin and J- r and r as usual...
That Guy- how much lotion is left?
ZHP- "Hi. I am selling cookies...May I come in and show you what I got?" *laughs*
Of course to all of those that visit this quirky realm, I say to you "Have a Great Weekend" Peace, love and joy.
callie
Thought for the day- "I have something that will blow your mind."
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Thursday, January 25, 2007
Howdy ho all you blog pimps and pimpettes... Let me first begin by saying "I'm Sorry"... Momma has been somewhat in a slump lately.... I cannot really explain the slump- I can perhaps blame it on the weather, because after all High Class Whore such as myself prefer Booty tanning abilities, versus wind chilled chapped lips... Oh and don't think a whore does not have chapstick.. I have stock in it! Recognize!I have also gone through a happy phase in my life.. As you know or maybe you don't know because you stumbled into my sight like a drunkard in whore alley, I have downgraded my Fantasy Boyfriend List to the bare bone... Although * That Guy* is a long time friend he is happily married, and I am thrilled that he is..... The one that ended up stealing my heart though was none other than "ZHP".... Amazing what internet sex can do isn't it? Dude has skillz to curl a whores toes I tell ya!
In other news and highlights- the SUPERBOWL PRINCE HALF TIME SHOW! Ok... I conjured up a bet and if anyone wants in on it let me know! This is what is going on.. As you know His Purple Badness is no longer bad according to his newfound religion, therefore he states he no longer perfoms any of his old songs... FUNK THAT YO! So.... Myself along with a couple of other rejects- decided to guess which songs he will do.. Whoever has at least 3 out of 5 wins- and yes, you do get prizes according to what your wagering..
So- without further ado here are my 5 choices of what I think Prince will do-
1. Let's Go Crazy
2. KISS
3. Musicology
4. and 2 more songs from his Musicology list... *Sorry but after he stopped Humping the floors I kind of lost interest- so I am not familiar with his new stuff....*
I am wagering for the winner- a FAB retro brown bag special... I know you just licked your lips did you not? I am bringing snack attacks back callie style! From my stash the winner gets-
A Choice of Vanilla, Banana, or Chocolate Moon Pies- *and yes, the bitches will be the originals!*
A Variety of the ever famous Now-And-Laters to assist in popping out whatever dental issues you may have or had.
PEZ collections
Fun Dip Stix
Chico Stix
and the ever popular- Pop Rocks- for those kinky fetishers out there....
So there you have it! Thus far the Callies Realm gamblers consist of -
Da Diva, Christy *tookie*, and Sheets....... *That Guy* if you want in great- but we want something cool from your end.. Perhaps a photo of your platoon with your pants dropped mooning us would be classic...... OH and If I win- someone better ante up a pack of OREOS...Not the double stuff, mint, or chocolate covered.. I want the originals.
There you have it! Stop whining and join in the fun..I am really stoked to find out what I will be winning in this grand sweep! *winks*
Have a Great Thursday All!
callie
callie rocked you at9:08 AM
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Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Yes I am.. I find these truly neat and love to see the answers! Check a few of these puppies.I swiped this link from someone off of ZHP's page.. *laughs* I will send you a coupon for a 6pack of beer!
 | My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Grand Duchess Callistre the Clement of Londinium-le-Thames Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title |
"I have no idea what all of that means, and perhaps Saskia can enlighten me, but it sounds nice. I am *posh* and *uppity.* Laughs.
The Bible Quiz-
You know the Bible 88%!
Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!
Ultimate Bible Quiz
Create MySpace Quizzes
I was really proud of myself, however I was stumped on one of the questions and took a guess..Amen...
Yin or Yang?
Your Are More Yang
Creative
Angry
Spring
Summer
Morning
Sun
Space
Active
Wood
Chocolate
I saw a wonderful Violinist who played the National Anthem at a hockey game who had a t-shirt on that said "Just Yang It"... Of course this was his last name, but Hey, Is it ok if I had one made or me that said "Just Yang It"..I so dig the concept.... But out of that list, I am not angry or masculine.
And Sasha- screw the What Super Hero Am I quiz... I did mine and got stuck with some damn cartoon by the name of Carrot something rather, that had brain powers, and drove a boat! Funk that Noize.. I wanted to RAWK! I wanted to wear a nice costume that showed cleavage, and I wanted to puuur and meow and growl...Instead I got a character that looked like a rabbit on crack! I was so not going to put that one on my board....
I tried to do one concerning a rejected crayon, but it asked what color panties I had on, and I put none, and it came up saying *Whore Color not Found*.... *laughs* Sweeeeet.
On the way to work this morning I was held up by two car accidents. One was of a low rider that was swiped heavily by a lawn and garden truck.. Needless to say Low Riders bumper and grill along with the fake spinners were lying in the middle of the road....
The other was of a School bus that ran into a Semi...I cannot see or understand this visual, but hey it happened....
I went and worked out last night, and made it home in time to see Prison Break which Rawked people! The suspense is killing me!
On last evening I had my son call *grandma* and play a joke on her.. So in his best British Accent, he called her and said-
"Granny, Granny?? I have a school report to do and I need to ask you a very important question...Can you please explain to me in great length, what it was like to eat Powdered Eggs and Government Cheeze and peanut butter when you were growing up?" Of course my stifle in laughter and his was beyond a Kodak moment.. And she was really falling for it! She started explaining to him about where she grew up and this and that, and then he egged it on even further...
"Granny, Granny, did you have a tv? or Pop Tarts?" the things you can make your kids say and do I tell you what! It is worth having kids, just to watch them do things that you put them up to doing.....
At any rate- all in my realm is fine...calming down from the storm.... Hope you all have a great Tuesday....
callie
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CONGRATULATIONS ANDREA AND TODD!
My dear friend Andrea, Where do I start?
I am so happy for you! And I am so honored to partake in your
day of joy and happiness!
Your beautiful, and such a wonderful woman
and I am proud to call you not only my teacher, but my friend!
Cheers!
-me
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Monday, January 22, 2007
One of the many stupid things that I have done in my life was to allow a wanna be drag queen dye my hair. It was years ago and since I had been working in the fashion- photography industry for so many years, I figured that for a photo shoot for marketing that I would go with a particular theme which required a new look... I had spoken to this with my best friend, and roommate at the time about what it is was that I wanted to convey.ME- "For the new marketing idea and promo, I want a different look..I think I am going to go a tad blonde."
SHE-"Ahhh Hooker, I don't think you should let Jimmy do it..."
ME- "He said he graduated from sch0ol and all and if he can draw perfect eyebrows for that lady that shaved all of hers off by accident, I am sure he can do my hair..."
SHE- "Hooker, I really don't think you should let him....."
ME- "I will talk to him about it, and see what he thinks..."
HIM- "Hooker! You are going to be the shit! We need to go shopping!"
So off to shopping we went.. We bought all kinds of bottles of stuff, gloves, mixing bowls..I was excited, he was excited, Anne just kept repeating herself. We all got home, and Jimmy proceeded to do the hair jingle thing..meaning he walked around me in circles with all of his jewelry on making me think he was really doing a great job...
HIM- "Hooker, we have to let this sit for just a moment ok?"
ME- "Ok! I am so excited...!"
Anne just looks at him, and rolls her eyes and looks at me and shakes her head... Well, Keep in mind that during this period, I notice Jimmy starts doing the *Oh MY* expression which became a famous things between all of us.. Basically it is when you bring both of your hands to face, and when you do not have the words to say you only muster and "Oh My"..Well, Jimmy starts to do this, and by this moment I am getting a tad sceptical...
ME- "Jimmy, whats wrong?"
Him- "Hooker I think it is time to rinse!"
I go to the sink where he starts to rinse my hair and all I can hear him say is "Oh My" repeatedly... By this time Anne runs into the kitchen and she starts cussing.
HER- "Damn it Jimmy, your a jackass!"
ME- "What??? Someone tell me what the hell has happened!"
Him- "Oh My!" "Hooker, feel it, your hair is so soft and silky!"
And it was, so I assumed all was ok but not bad or worse until- Annes son and his fiance'e walk in the kitchen...I knew something went terribly wrong when she yelled - "Holy Shit" "Have you seen what Jackass did to your hair???"
She grabbed me by the hand and led me to nearest restroom- where I let out a piercing scream...Instead of my hair looking like this-
It was looking like this-
I so kid you the fuck not people! I remember slumping up against the wall in tears.. Anne cussing, Jimmy, has now been threatened and goes to make a mad dash back to the store to get a different color... He comes back and Anne puts me over the sink and starts to put the new color in...She is still cussing and telling me to stop crying, she would fix it... Only, little did we all know, that once bleaching your hair, any other color will rinse out, so my hair then turned to this color-
ORANGE
needless to say my hair got worse by mornings end.. I went to work with orange hair, Anne and my Regional Manager called the salon in the mall and they rushed me in only *that jackass* added another color which then turned my hair into this color- PURPLE.
I broke down and called my mom crying and told her of the mishap, and did I mention to you all that my hair started falling out in handfulls? So- my mom being in the hair industry for years tells me- "Don't cry.... go to the store and get a permanent black hair color with a bottle of conditoner, deep conditioner- and either cut all your hair, or get hair extensions put in to help your hair grow." And that is what I did...To this day, I only use all natural temp colors for my hair..Any experimental phase I have I now know to just buy hair and have someone add it into my natural hair..Ladies, I am telling you, listen to me, before you start doing shit to your heads, buy wigs and stuff first to at least get an idea, take a photo, and seek a professional.. DRAG QUEENS do not count!
callie
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Of course, this is just a random that was on my brain.. And believe it or not, majority on this list are things that I have acquired through out my years...Just thought it would be fun to post!
1. A sense of Adventure
2. At least 5 sexy undergarments- regardless if you are in a relationship or not
3. A sense of humor, to get you through the bad and humiliating
4. A pedicure, manicure
5. compassion
6. joy
7. patience
8. the ability to forgive
9. a good pair of jeans
10. a good pair of work out clothing
11. a favorite lipstick, eyeliner, shampoo, and bodywash
12. a theme song
13. a few good romance chic flicks.
14. an ability to fantasise
15. an ability to appreciate your body and go with what you have
16. a sense of fluidity and versatility
17. a knowledge of and how to do the following- Jumpstart your vehicle using battery cables, change a flat tire, flush your radiator, add oil, coolant and transmission fluid.
18. Be able to have a hard cry at least once a month, it cleans the soul.
19. One good sex toy
20. one best friend
21. a bar of this- TEMPTATION
22. a listening ear
23. a song to scream and dance with
24. an investment for a course in Dance, Art, Music, or Culinary Skills
25. Grace under pressure
26. a bottle of expensive wine or favorite drink spirit
27. the ability to say no in pleasant terms
28. the ability to LOVE HARD at least once...It will help you to understand what it is you really want and need in a relationship.
29. A man that not only becomes your best friend, but your best lover, confidant and spirit all in one breath.
30. the ability to travel by yourself from time to time.
31. the ability to pray
32. a favorite pair of socks, and shirt
33. a hot bubble bath
34. a supply of scented candles
35. at least 3 months of a pay periods pay check (still working on this one) for emergencies
36. a fun board game
37. dreams
38. tenacity
39. warm hugs, gentle caresses, and soft hands
40. The ability to say I Love you- regardless if it is not said back...It can mean many things, and in the end could brighten someones day.
And of course I continue to add to my list.. I am curious as to what other woman think....*winks
callie
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Friday, January 19, 2007
It's Aloha Friday
No Work till Monday ku'uipos! (sweethearts)
No Work till Monday ku'uipos! (sweethearts)
So what are your plans?? My plans consist of cleaning, and reading... Nothing more nothing less..Spending some more *me* time.... At any rate- January is almost at a close.. For all of you searching for a Valentine, I do hope that you find someone that steals your heart away! LIVE today and don't wait for tomorrow! You only have one!
And now for your Friday Shout Outs!
That Guy- you were missed...Thank you for your comments- your replies, your thoughts, your tough love...Your my best friend, and I love you...AND a whore has to order the freakin Friday DVD for part one because it seems *every body* likes it besides you and I.....
DaDiva- Thank you for your friendship, your words... You mean alot to me, and I am so happy for you and Mo... Mo, welcome to the family. PS Mo- Diva has her eyes on the cutest Valentine underware...*winks
Sheets- You are stronger than you think..Your post today totally touched me...Your an angel...
Ammie and Wanda- Be safe and have fun this weekend..I do believe that tomorrow is "A wear a hat day"...*laughs* Go wear hats, have ice cream, and just enjoy the sun....
Fancy- no need for the chocolate instruction...Thanks for sharing any ways though.Your blog writing is so beautiful.
Tookie- "Tell Unemployment you demand fiddy and hour!" Drink up!
Chris- I do appreciate the gift of the photo and tried to post it but no matter what it takes up the whole page, so I have it as a screen saver!
Erwin- R and R... love you and J.
Saskia and Sasha- CANNOT WAIT for the new book..I am on pins and needles.
Mr. Trinidad- *smiles* Thank you for the most numbered comments on one post...44..I have never been so lucky... and it was sweet....
And now for your Friday Shout Outs!
That Guy- you were missed...Thank you for your comments- your replies, your thoughts, your tough love...Your my best friend, and I love you...AND a whore has to order the freakin Friday DVD for part one because it seems *every body* likes it besides you and I.....
DaDiva- Thank you for your friendship, your words... You mean alot to me, and I am so happy for you and Mo... Mo, welcome to the family. PS Mo- Diva has her eyes on the cutest Valentine underware...*winks
Sheets- You are stronger than you think..Your post today totally touched me...Your an angel...
Ammie and Wanda- Be safe and have fun this weekend..I do believe that tomorrow is "A wear a hat day"...*laughs* Go wear hats, have ice cream, and just enjoy the sun....
Fancy- no need for the chocolate instruction...Thanks for sharing any ways though.Your blog writing is so beautiful.
Tookie- "Tell Unemployment you demand fiddy and hour!" Drink up!
Chris- I do appreciate the gift of the photo and tried to post it but no matter what it takes up the whole page, so I have it as a screen saver!
Erwin- R and R... love you and J.
Saskia and Sasha- CANNOT WAIT for the new book..I am on pins and needles.
Mr. Trinidad- *smiles* Thank you for the most numbered comments on one post...44..I have never been so lucky... and it was sweet....
ZHP- "When we dance Angels will run and hide their wings."
And to the others that come and visit or browse, and those I did not name by name.... Thank you! Imagine if everyone posted something from each of the nations that visit this blog, It would be awesome! So- you people better get that shit done by my birthday! That would be an awesome gift....
Take care and be safe-
love , peace, and happiness
from me to you!
callie
And to the others that come and visit or browse, and those I did not name by name.... Thank you! Imagine if everyone posted something from each of the nations that visit this blog, It would be awesome! So- you people better get that shit done by my birthday! That would be an awesome gift....
Take care and be safe-
love , peace, and happiness
from me to you!
callie
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How Pisces Am I?
You are 80% Pisces
Pisceans possess a gentle, patient, malleable nature. They have many generous qualities and are friendly, good natured, kind and compassionate, sensitive to the feelings of those around them, and respond with the utmost sympathy and tact to any suffering they encounter. They are deservedly popular with all kinds of people, partly because their easygoing, affectionate, submissive natures offer no threat or challenge to stronger and more exuberant characters.
They are more readily concerned with the problems of others than with their own.
They are also versatile and intuitive, have quick understanding, observe and listen well, and are receptive to new ideas and atmospheres. All these factors can combine to produce remarkable creativity in literature, music and art. They may count among their gifts spiritualistic qualities which can give them a feeling that their best work comes from outside themselves. Even when they cannot express themselves creatively they have a greater than average instinct for, and love of, beauty in art and nature, a catlike appreciation of luxury and pleasure, but enjoys those of simplistic surroundings, and a yearning for new sensations and travel to remote, exotic places.
They are never egotistical in their personal relationships and give more than they ask from their friends. They are sexually delicate, in the extreme almost asexual until they find the right partner in which there are no inhibitions.Most Pisceans would want a relationship in which the partner's mind and spirit rather than the body resonated with their own. Unfortunately they can be easily misled by a lover who courts them delicately and in marriage makes them unhappy by a misuse of sexuality than they expected. They are nevertheless intensely loyal and home-loving and will remain faithful.
They make great secretaries and bookkeepers. Their sympathy equips them for work in charities catering for the needy, as nurses looking after the sick and as veterinary surgeons caring for animals.They may find an outlet for their creativity as caterers, and are said to make good detectives because they can imagine themselves in the place of criminals and understand how their minds would work.
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Thursday, January 18, 2007
I think it is the weather...It is dreary and colder than a witches tit in a brass bra, and I long for sun and it's warmth. I also think it is my hormones....I am not like deep ending or anything like that- if anything I am kinda experiencing good changes... Today I had a need for some much needed time off of being food friendly... I am tired of drinking a gallon and a half of water, I am tired of whey shakes and freakin luna bars, I am tired of eggs... Eggs scrambled, boiled,fried, just tired of eggs...So- for lunch I wigged out..Oh yes I did... I grabbed my utensils and placed an order for a grilled hamburger, slapped on 2 pieces of bacon-garnished it real pretty, had a side order of crinkle fries, a Dr. Pepper and a bowl of banana pudding mind you....I was happy as a pig in slop I tell ya!
This weather change needs to go.. There is only so much that I can handle with freezing rain and ice......it brings me down...So after lunch I took one of my crack in a capsules and I am much happier...I normally can type 55 wpm- now I think i can do about 75wpm....of course I may have to spell check every now and then... Other that I occupy my time by calling Da Diva and listen to her "ohhhhh" and "ahhhhh" and "mysweetie" chat about her boyfriend.. It makes me wanna puke... Yeah. I am hatin...sue me....*winks* but majority of the time, I am boosting her spirits by re-affirming to her of why she is a High Class Whore. It just makes her day. Although, she almost got a beat down for calling me and asking for:
*Hi-may I speak to Ms. Houston?
Whitney Houston.....
biotch... I did complete another Meme and I really think these are fun because thus far they are right on or round about what my personality types are like and all....Check It...
This weather change needs to go.. There is only so much that I can handle with freezing rain and ice......it brings me down...So after lunch I took one of my crack in a capsules and I am much happier...I normally can type 55 wpm- now I think i can do about 75wpm....of course I may have to spell check every now and then... Other that I occupy my time by calling Da Diva and listen to her "ohhhhh" and "ahhhhh" and "mysweetie" chat about her boyfriend.. It makes me wanna puke... Yeah. I am hatin...sue me....*winks* but majority of the time, I am boosting her spirits by re-affirming to her of why she is a High Class Whore. It just makes her day. Although, she almost got a beat down for calling me and asking for:
*Hi-may I speak to Ms. Houston?
Whitney Houston.....
biotch... I did complete another Meme and I really think these are fun because thus far they are right on or round about what my personality types are like and all....Check It...
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorableEven a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's lifeBy giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
How cool is that.....???? other than that I am so ready for the weekend so I can just be a slacker..I think every woman should take a moment in their lives to be a slacker.Oh yeah I totally forgot...I came to work today thinking well it isn't that bad outside so I will dress up...I broke out my leather skirt, and nice cream colored sweater and my leather black boots... I sashayed my ass into the cafeteria with my food, only to kinda slip on ice or water or something. Thank God a chair was blocking the aisle because I grabbed onto it to catch my fall... Needless to say I wore a leather skirt without a split...Well, I have a nice one now in the back..It looks like it should have been there in the first place though...So oh well...
Other than that- you all have a great Thursday and let's look forward to Friday....Yayyyyy!
callie
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I won't name this person- but I did copy and paste his comment to me- and of course my reply.
"He should be court-martialed to the fullest extent of the UCMJ. He volunteered and should play by the rules. He was old enough to know the consequences of war prior to joing in the military. He is a coward and a traitor.YOU ALSO are a coward and traitor for sticking up for him and others that refuse to fight! He should be locked up and have no freedom that others in the military are defending with their lives. LOCK THE COWARD UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!!!!!!!!!"
Sir- my reply back to you in short 2 words...Fuck You! All is fine and well when it comes to your beliefs but when you infringe upon others beliefs it sucks major ass as do you... First of all- if you would have re-read my comment you would have seen that I did not specifically say that I was against the war *because*.... What I said was I was against the ongoing occupation in foreign lands when we as a country have so many needs here..I am against the spending of billions of dollars rebuilding shit for people we call *terrorists*- when that money could be used for rebuilding our own lands! You must have forgotton about New Orleans??? As for you calling me a coward and a traitor in front of thousands of people that have been responding to the post- kiss my ass and relish in it.... My right as a citizen of the United States grants me the opportunity to speak- regardless if you agree or not, I pay taxes and I reside here therefore I am obligated to state my beliefs and opinions as I see fit... I understand that you have served, and you would do for your country again in service....I have no problem with that especially being in the military aspect through family members and that of a marital situation. I am quite aware and familiar with the military code of conduct and that of it's protocols and procedures... Basically what I am saying in response in a nut shell, just because a person has an opinion *especially* if it is in respect to War and other issues that compromise our beliefs and those of others, does not make me- or anyone a Coward and a Traitor... if anything - those terms are for those that are not willing to take a side or make a choice but would rather stay in the comfort zones of what may be perceived as safe..... I refuse to forego my rights as an american citizen sitting on the sidelines remaining quiet while we have people starving, without healthcare and homes... I refuse to forego my citizenship as an american by sitting on the sidelines accepting your ignorance towards me because my opinions do not mesh with yours...Take this response however you like- but keep in mind, when you respond to me again on a public post- use better judgement before attacking me...In the interim, I will continue to respond to you in a manner of Reading you, Writing you, and Erasing you with a click of my mouse.... Should you wish to respond, my email is enclosed.
Regards,
callie
And that my friends was the jist of my rant for the morning.. I now bring you back to the regularly scheduled program. *winks
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Wednesday, January 17, 2007
I got this MeMe in my inbox today- and all I have to say is "You must not have anything to do at work but be a perv..." *laughs* So- here is the Meme and I am tagging people to complete it...damn you slackers...Ever see "like water for chocolate?" here is a list of food ... what would you do with it if you had a chance? be creative! we'll start slow and then get more difficult.
1. whipped creme!- spray and spread
2. chocolate sauce- drizzle ontop of the whipped cream
3. a cucumber- under eye puffy soothers?
4. guacamole- grab the chips!
5. cherries- add on top of the whipped cream and chocolate drizzle
6. oysters- snot in a shell- I don't do them!
7. ice cubes- ever played the game hot and cold?
8. champagne- add pop rocks and you have a tingle
9. marshmallows- ever play chubby bunny?
10. mango- drizzle with honey and serve.
What Muse Am I ?
Your Inner Muse is Euterpe
You are most like this muse of music.While you may or may not be musical... You love music and set life to your own personal soundrack.And you are good at making anyone's heart sing!
And of course you can find these HERE
I know I have not been dishing out alot of juice details and all lately... I guess it is because right now, I am in need of some mental downtime.. Not that it's anything bad, I am just drifting... I am content..I am happy.....
I am also concerned for a few of my blogger friends as well..A few of them are going through some valley moments and they are on my mind... For those of you that have been reading my blog for sometime "That Guy" who is one of my posters is also a very good friend of mine. We grew up together- lost touch and found each other again...As some of you know- "That Guy" has been serving in Afghanistan for the past year......It has been a while since he has last posted, and he weighs heavily on mind... I ask that those of you that have been a part of my blog to remember him in your prayers as well as those others serving- remember them in your day and ask for a safe passage home. I know his family misses him, and his best friend- Me- misses him greatly...
Have a Great Wednesday All...
callie
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007
WHAT KIND OF KISSER AM I?
You Are an Intense Kisser
When you kiss, it's deep and powerful
You don't take kissing lightly
Your kisses always have meaning
And they always make your head spin
You can find this Quiz and others HERE
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Monday, January 15, 2007
Early Morning, April 4
a shot rings out in the Memphis Sky
Free At Last- They took your life
but they could not take your pride!
U2- Pride in the Name of Love
I do not know of Martin Luther King...I only know what I was told by teachers which I think was kind of skeptic, and that of my family members, who didnt really talk much about the Civil Rights movements...What I do know is based on experience... There are those that think discrimination is only a *Southern Thing*...there are those that think it is not common or visable today, and there are those that cannot believe or still refuse to believe that these things still happen...Those are the ones I call *denyers* I spoke of this in response to my best friend Da Diva when she tried to lend a hand to someone who was injured, and was treated like she was a criminal as she watched the elderly woman grasp her purse in fear that a black person was going to rob her...
I spoke of my experience of working for a well known family dinner chain, in which on this particular day I was working a double shift. After working as a hostess for the morning shift, I then took leave to grab my apron and prepare to do my next shift as a waitress....server...what ever you call them today...As I was restocking the shelf for straws, and other condiments, I noticed a group of about 15 to 20 men come in... They were all dressed alike...Blue Jeans, confederate flag in their pants pocket and black tshirts with a KLAN face pointing a finger like Uncle Sam saying- WE WANT YOU..... I did not know how to respond..I did not say anything...Instead they paid for their food and went and sat down in guess whos section??? Mine... I went to the manager on duty and told them I couldn't do it....They gave me an ultimatum....Either serve them, or leave.... In that moment I had a choice, and I swallowed my pride and showed myself what I was made of... I went to their table, introduced myself, and proceeded to dish out silverware and anything else they needed..I was the cheerleader for the moment...Doing whatever I could to prove to myself that I was worthy, and perhaps dispell the rumors of what they grew up believing...The only time they said something to me, was when I asked if they needed anything...Other than that, I catered to them, smiling politely, I treated them with the utmost respect... After an hour or so, I saw them get up to leave... I told them all to have a great day and thank you for coming, and I went to clear the table...That dayI was not expecting any tips or anything....but I got one....It was alot of ones all neatly stacked in one pile ontop of a napkin, that someone had written, Thank you, and We are Sorry..... I put it in my pocket- cleared the table...I then walked into the managers office and gave them my apron and told them I was leaving..And I walked out..I got in my car and cried...I cried because of the fear I went through, I cried because I was humiliated, I cried because I felt sorry for them....... This was in the early 90's.....
Mid to late 90's- Working as a manager for a fast food industry, a man spit at me and called me the N word and then told me we should have been still doing his farms...
In early 2000...I arrive from hawaii and look for a house to rent... I called one person and they were all joy- until I went to meet them and give them my deposit money...She looked me up and down and told me Had she known I was a N.......that she would not have asked me over...
Mid 2000- I was working for a Veterinarian office, who because I would not allow him to curse at me, he told me to leave his office and never come back, and then followed me outside to my car and called me a N...and told me that if I thought about bringing him up on charges he would get rid of me...
Yesterday-2007- our church was informed by our pastor that he had lunch on Friday with a pastor of a new church who was deeply burdened..He was told by one of the committe members that he was a good *low-key* minister that would not draw to much attention to the black crowd.....
So- I ask you...Have we really come far, and when will Freedom truly ring? It is no longer a *black* issue it is a people issue...When we can all come together and see and embrace that- only then will Freedom ring...
Until then my friends, stay the course, persevere....
callie
a shot rings out in the Memphis Sky
Free At Last- They took your life
but they could not take your pride!
U2- Pride in the Name of Love
I do not know of Martin Luther King...I only know what I was told by teachers which I think was kind of skeptic, and that of my family members, who didnt really talk much about the Civil Rights movements...What I do know is based on experience... There are those that think discrimination is only a *Southern Thing*...there are those that think it is not common or visable today, and there are those that cannot believe or still refuse to believe that these things still happen...Those are the ones I call *denyers* I spoke of this in response to my best friend Da Diva when she tried to lend a hand to someone who was injured, and was treated like she was a criminal as she watched the elderly woman grasp her purse in fear that a black person was going to rob her...
I spoke of my experience of working for a well known family dinner chain, in which on this particular day I was working a double shift. After working as a hostess for the morning shift, I then took leave to grab my apron and prepare to do my next shift as a waitress....server...what ever you call them today...As I was restocking the shelf for straws, and other condiments, I noticed a group of about 15 to 20 men come in... They were all dressed alike...Blue Jeans, confederate flag in their pants pocket and black tshirts with a KLAN face pointing a finger like Uncle Sam saying- WE WANT YOU..... I did not know how to respond..I did not say anything...Instead they paid for their food and went and sat down in guess whos section??? Mine... I went to the manager on duty and told them I couldn't do it....They gave me an ultimatum....Either serve them, or leave.... In that moment I had a choice, and I swallowed my pride and showed myself what I was made of... I went to their table, introduced myself, and proceeded to dish out silverware and anything else they needed..I was the cheerleader for the moment...Doing whatever I could to prove to myself that I was worthy, and perhaps dispell the rumors of what they grew up believing...The only time they said something to me, was when I asked if they needed anything...Other than that, I catered to them, smiling politely, I treated them with the utmost respect... After an hour or so, I saw them get up to leave... I told them all to have a great day and thank you for coming, and I went to clear the table...That dayI was not expecting any tips or anything....but I got one....It was alot of ones all neatly stacked in one pile ontop of a napkin, that someone had written, Thank you, and We are Sorry..... I put it in my pocket- cleared the table...I then walked into the managers office and gave them my apron and told them I was leaving..And I walked out..I got in my car and cried...I cried because of the fear I went through, I cried because I was humiliated, I cried because I felt sorry for them....... This was in the early 90's.....
Mid to late 90's- Working as a manager for a fast food industry, a man spit at me and called me the N word and then told me we should have been still doing his farms...
In early 2000...I arrive from hawaii and look for a house to rent... I called one person and they were all joy- until I went to meet them and give them my deposit money...She looked me up and down and told me Had she known I was a N.......that she would not have asked me over...
Mid 2000- I was working for a Veterinarian office, who because I would not allow him to curse at me, he told me to leave his office and never come back, and then followed me outside to my car and called me a N...and told me that if I thought about bringing him up on charges he would get rid of me...
Yesterday-2007- our church was informed by our pastor that he had lunch on Friday with a pastor of a new church who was deeply burdened..He was told by one of the committe members that he was a good *low-key* minister that would not draw to much attention to the black crowd.....
So- I ask you...Have we really come far, and when will Freedom truly ring? It is no longer a *black* issue it is a people issue...When we can all come together and see and embrace that- only then will Freedom ring...
Until then my friends, stay the course, persevere....
callie
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Saturday, January 13, 2007
People- this was my ass today ok? No sweet innocent little Ms. goody two shoes, but utter I don't like you anymore to my trainer..... Damn it people I am such a *ok- I am ready let's roll* type of high class whore, but I will be damned if I am cut out for this Booty Boot Camp crap!I started out fine with the 15 minute warm up....And then I found myself huffing and puffing 30 minutes later and someone yelling at me!
"Move your ass Move your ass"
I am moving my ass! My tits, my arms, my legs! What am I paying you for abuse???
"Do you feel it burn?? DO YOU FEEL THE BURN???!!!"
Yes, I feel the burn and your breath back up off a whore I am dyin here!
15 minutes of nice deep stretches, 30 minutes of some Kick boxing crap that Tae Bo doesn't do..I can't recall this move on my DVD....."Billy - help a girl out will ya?"
"Good job, Good job, walk it out, and bring your breathing back down slowly....Don't sit down, get up and walk slowly! "
"How you doing girl, answer me.....How you doing???"
"Your fired! Can I just puke now? right here on your shoes just let me puke"
He thought it was funny and laughed and as I stumbled for my towel and gallon of water to head for the gym door- I distinctly heard him say-
"Go home girl, and shower! Massage those kinks out and I will see you next Wednesday!"
Funk that noize Man, this whore is outta here!
peace-
tired ass callie
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Friday, January 12, 2007
I am soooooo glad it is Friday people.. I just want to curl up in my bed and just dream...
The weather is a little scary with the temps being so mild..But who cares. I will enjoy each
day......
I am kind of in a foul mood because I had to deal with the bank *once again*, and I was running
behind on getting something to eat- so I took an easy route- I swung into Burger King... From what I thought, my food is *My Way* is that not what the slogan says?So why is it I couldn't or didn't have it may way??? I ordered a burger with no cheese, and onion rings no fries... I come back from my errand run, sit at my desk to eat and guess what? Some moron called the order in wrong...
"She wants a slab of beef painted yellow with the garden." which means- a hamburger with cheese all the way.... I DIDNT WANT CHEESE....
Oh and then the french fries...I DIDNT WANT FRIES.... damn it people...So.... I just put it all back in the bag and will have to wait until after work to get food.....crap... OH and to top it off this is what my wannabe suprvisor had to say..... When I called to let him know that my relief was on his way to lunch....
ME- Hey, "M" is on his way to lunch I just got back from my lunch from going to the bank..
HIM- What?
ME- M is on his way to lunch...
HIM- So what does that mean? he only get a 40 minute lunch?
ME- He can have whatever you all want him to have...What is the big deal?
HIM- Well your 20 minutes late.
ME- OK...... well, I have something to say... First of all I have been working for you all for a year and a month.. You never receive any calls about my job performance, I am always here on time each morning until close, I Don't get my 15 minutes break according to Ga. Law for working an 8 hour shift, and the only time I am able to do my errands are on my lunch break which means at times, I may be a few minutes late.... So- if you plan on writing me up- fine...Do what you have to do and I will do what I have to do... So, whats it going to be??
HIM- *laughing* Ok...no problem..talk to you later...
ME- bye....I hung up and called him a skank.....
People, Play the game, don't let the game play you!
Driving into work I heard this song and just started laughing to myself. I may have spoken about this before, but in short because I dont wish to read all 90 something posts, I was in Mexico a few years ago, and got really irritated with a guy that not only jumped the line, but held everyone up at 5 in the morning because of all his gold and platinum laced on his neck,hands,fingers and teeth... He jumped the line in front of me- blatantly, and I told him to move back to the end...In short mind you..It was alot more profund...Any rate- I end up talking to a few other guys flying all together, even shared some of my Big Red gum. Well we get to talking, and they say they were in Mexico to do a concert....I am like ok...We land in Houston, and I be damned if we arent ball busting again because of Mr. Mans jewelry...The gate attendent starts screaming and all and shouting- "Oh my God- yo Thats Him man!" I am like who??? He says- "YO thats Tretch of Naughty By Nature!! Yo Man!" I am like and I told him...
"Dude what the hell ever, he just got cussed out by me, now can you please close your mouth and punch my ticket so I can catch my other flight before you get cussed out???"
I got back home and called my brother and asked him-
"Hey you know some guy named Trek?"
He was like "who??" I said "some guy named Trek or Tresh- something like that.."He says Ohhhh Tretch in the group Naughty By Nature.. I said "yeah whatever,, I cussed him out in Mexico.."
Needless to say, my brother had words for me, and to this day I get the biggest laugh out of that one...TRETCH- I am that girl...And just because you are all that- We pretty much are still the same- I can pee standing up just like you! I may make a mess, but I can do it!
And your SHOUT OUTS! Of course the list is long- so I have to cut it down to size... Sue Me... You all know who you are, and you are not...But if you come here to my page you know your SOMEBODY! Have a safe weekend and make each day count!!!
Love you-
callie
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Thursday, January 11, 2007
This is one of my many joys of blogging! MeMe Challenges!Thus Far Wanda is the only one who does them...So you other people- *lurkers*- get your butts in gear and Git Er Done.. Swipe Away!
1. What's your favorite line from a movie, and why? "We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat" from Jaws...I just bust a gut at Roy Scheiders face when Jaws comes up to make an appearance while he is shoveling fish guts... It's CLASSIC!
2. Who's your favorite villain from a movie, and why? Hannibal Lector- Although he was an eater of *selective flesh* He was crazy, sexy,cool and smooth. *Sir Anthony Hopkins*
3. Name one movie everyone else loves that you hate. "Gone with the Damn Wind"
4. Name one movie everyone else hates that you love. Napolean Dynamite- *See Nerds need love too!*
5. What's your favorite Pixar film, and why? The Incredibles! *Because they had some issues! *
6. If you could pick your own theme song, what would it be? *Wonder Woman*
7. Now be honest...if others had to pick a song that described you, what would they choose? "Baby Got Back!"...*laughs out loud..Heck I dunno...honestly......
8. What song would be/was the first dance at your wedding? *Didnt have one...But if I did it would or should have been- These Boots Are Made For Walkin*
9. What song gets stuck in your head most often? My Hips Don't Lie...*And they don't- dont hate- recognize!*
10. What song would you want played at your funeral? I don't know...*As long as it was peppy!*
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007
You know, something came over on last evening that really bugged me and because I am me
I figured well hey, thats something to talk about...And voila! Here it is my wonderful readers.
I received an email on late yesterday from one of my blogging friends, and she had mentioned that someone posted a nasty remark on her page about her being a *home wrecking whore*.
She seemed to not be upset about it, but I know, deep down inside that it did hurt her
feelings...It would hurt mine....So I responded to the poster.
I did not sharpen my cat nails to swipe at the poster or anything. I kindly gave her a little of Callies Philosophy though.... For someone to post something so hurtful and not knowing someone truly- that my friends is bull shit. For someone to post something to someones board and flame them without the facts, well, that is more than bull shit, that is put on your boots and tread lightly in dinosaur shit.....
As I explained to the poster- for her to call my friend a *home wrecking whore* she must first look within *her* home... Her spouse or whoever- could have told my friend one thing, and went home and told her something totally different. If that is the case then you have what I see as a break down in communication. Once that goes well your in for all kinds of hell....And then listening to the radio this morning- it was the same Jerry Springer episode.....
People cheat for different reasons, but the ones that I have heard personally that seem to be popular....
1. We are in the middle of a divorce
2. My spouse-partner is not interested in what I like and won't understand
3. We are seperated
Most of the time it is the number2...... I think it is a *society* thing, because growing up- especially for women, we werent really given the low downs of what to expect in relationships and marriage..We had to take a crash course. *Oh this gets freakin greater..Da Diva just calls me and she is upset because some lady called her bitchin because she found her number on her spouse somehow!)
OK Ladies...and of course Gents...more so Ladies....This is the school of Callies Hard Knocks..If your man is cheating on you, it is not because we are out looking for him...They come to us.And yes, I have it happen *ALOT* and it does not make me a whore. First of all my definition of a whore is listed in a previous post, just look for it..Second of all...I am a *High Class Whore* check the definition...Third of all I am a *Ho* for the right man... Not for every man, but for specific men that I am engaged in long term relationships in... See, it isn't all about what you won't do, it's about what you are willing, and can do...No GOOD man, wants to come home and listen to you yap about everything and anything...No GOOD man wants to listen to the word *no* all of the time just because you think that shit is funny and you pull the strings.... And yes, there are some of us that go the distance in trying to be everything for our spouses, and it still can happen....Been there done that.... But basically don't get pissed at the player- get pissed at the game! If I were to teach a class on being a Ho...this is how it would go...
Ladies, be a ho for your man... In all ways....not just bedroom.
If you keep saying no to everything
He will find someone that will say yes....
Ladies, listen to him and be supportive
Don't take being a housewife and mother to the extremes of being a *nothing*
You are a powerful and beautiful caregiver taking care of and running the castle.
Ladies, take time to pamper you...It is no good for you or for him to be all zoned out because you are to tired from doing everything all of the time... Forget washing the dishes-cleaning the kids room for a day or two...Spoil you.
Be inventive and stop being scared to go out of the norm...If honey wants to have sex standing up in the laundry room, find something sturdy and go at it.
If honey wants you to dress in something ultimately out of the norm and asks you to dance and take money from him, request hundred dollar bills!
And for you men out there....Have the balls to help your woman out!
If she has been telling you how she is not feeling sexy and this and that your azz needs to be on the ball and explaining why she is. If she has not done the dishes or your garbage is over flowing, roll up your sleeves and pitch in- Don't be so damn lazy. And that saying of "Well I work and pay the bills"... Pullleeeeze... She works and helps you to organize the bills..It isn't about "I" in a relationship..It's a "We" thing.....
If she is not understanding of your sexual needs and desires and wants, how about instead of you running off to find someone- that you take the time to find out why she feels that way.Keep in mind alot of women had to grow up with mothers that did not explain shit! Of course she is not going to understand and say no if your pulling out all kinds of mechanisms and trying to take charge with no prior warning..... Learn to talk and communicate!....
Funk
That
Noize!
Take the time to listen....I know I know...You Listen but you don't hear! Sometimes, women say things and it is emotional...However don't look at it as nagging all of the time...She may be trying to tell you a few things like- She is tired of doing everything...She is needing you to hold her....Give us a freakin chance!
All in all...I feel bad for the poster that said what she said..I feel bad that my friends are mixed in with men that have no balls to be a man and have to sneak around like cowards... It's bullshit with simple resolutions if both sides can look at the terms and come to an agreeance about some things....
Hot damn..I need a drink now...I am stressed at 11am.
callie
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Monday, January 08, 2007
Warning- the following blog may be filled with intense emotion-but a great outlet because it is FREE therapy!January 8th, 2006- My son and I went to church.. I had a feeling in my stomach that something was not *right*....We got back home from church and the house looked like a tornado had gone through it..... "Mom, did we get robbed?".......I looked around the house and saw the letter..."I am leaving......R." I looked at my child, and told him that he could go outside for a while before we left to go back to church for a picnic.... He did....While he was gone, I got on the phone and called R and asked him to explain to me what was going on- to try and get some answers... He did not really give me anything, but the ever infamous words- "This marriage fell apart because of you."....... I hung up and cried.. Not a small tear jerker cry, but a hard gut wrenching cry...... A few hours later my son came home and saw me....He came up to me, and asked what was wrong..I grabbed his hands and told him to sit down...And this is what I said:
"Your dad left...He isn't coming back...I know this is hard for you, and it may seem scary....He left because he was not happy..And sometimes, people do the right things for themselves, at the wrong time..... He left because we as a husband and wife were not happy together... I am also to blame...and before anyone else tells you anything, you will first hear it from me... I have not always been a good wife because of my unhappiness, and I will accept the blame for it all....This has nothing to do with you...It is my fault...so don't think it was because of you...I love you..I will never leave you, and we will get through this together.It will be hard, but I promise you, time will heal, and love will make it better....." "Is there anything you want to say?"
He looked at me, and hugged me and said "Mom, your a good mom...We will be fine, please don't cry."
And I held him....I held him for dear life....After that I told him to stay at the house for a minute, I had to run to the church...I went to my church, and announced to everyone in a tearful confession, that I failed in my marriage, that I was not perfect, and that my husband had left us. My Pastor got up and hugged me and we all held each other as I cried, and we prayed.... I left- went home, grabbed my son and we went to Wal Mart on a shopping spree.. I bought him a few Bionicles, while I started to take charge of my crumbled life. I bought locks for the new door, I bought cameras to install around the house, a vacuum cleaner, household cleaner, storage boxes... After my spree my son and I went back home, in which I was faced with a total of 45 voice mails...Majority were from my church....They were calling to check on us, to make arrangements to stop by and help me clean. or bring food...whatever I needed. The others, were family members that had messages left on their voice mails informing them that *He* had left and to ask me for further details.... I went through that ordeal for weeks....Weeks of explanations, weeks of "Don't worry we will be fines,".....And then the ordeal escalated...In a week I found out that rent had been back logged for 3 months and we were asked to leave our house, I found out the utilities were back logged in which I had to pay extra to re-establish services, I even found out that *He* had neglected to pay taxes for 10 years which I ended up paying a few years worth for....So- I did what any sane person would do...I took every cent from our joint checking account and created a new home...Yeah he bitched when he found out...Even tried to sue me...Guess he forgot- you cant sue for something if it's a shared account and our names are on it.....
And so...Here I am...It has been one year to the date... I look at what I just wrote and where I am now....Where *we* are now.... I am happy...I haven't been so happy... My son is happy...*He* stopped all contact with him when he left.......However- because of a mothers love, and friends, he is resilient...He doesn't ask about *Him* anymore. He stopped 6 months ago........Someone that I have totally fallen for made this statement to me- "No one else can hurt you, unless you allow them too."
I am still standing dickwad...You broke me temporarily...But look at me now! You cannot hurt me- nor have me be ashamed of anything anymore....I WON..... I MADE IT!
callie
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Friday, January 05, 2007
It's Friday All!
And I am soooo glad. Before I go any further...I must do this for a special person..A Wonderful friend....Who is starting a new year with a great great purpose.....
SHEETS!!!!! Oh his blog people- is listed in the blog roll under "Between The Sheets"...He is a up and rising writer and I know he will be on your local bookshelves soon... Watch for him...in the mean time get to know his blog so when he gets famous you can say:
"I used to read hiz stuuuf and now that he on Oprah he act like he don't know nobody" *laughs*
And Now Sheets....I shall do my best Marilyn Monroe dance and song for you.....Ahem...*clears throat*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY................... To YOUuuuuuuuu...............
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.......................To YOUuuuuuu...................
HAPPY BIRTHDAY...................MR. PREZIDENT....................
HAPPY BIRTHDAY...................To YOUuuuuuuuuu......................
It's ok to blush Sheets..I know that you kinda broke a sweat from excitement as I straddled ya while I tried to sing to you....*winks winks* *laughs* All in good fun mind ya...In all sincerity SHEETS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY from CALLIES REALM....May it be one of new awakening and dreams come true.....
And now peoples for your FIRST Friday Shout Out of 2007! Today's shout comes from none other than Da Diva....Wit her cute self...And PS...jus cause I said you cute, does not mean I am gay...*laughs* inside joke. So people, I give to you, none other than the Queen of makeup and hair, long nails, and straw sippin- plastic fork eating......Da Diva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh my goodness, Ooh my goodness....
This is such a honor!
First, I would like to thank God for making me the Diva that I am.....*laughs*
*The sound of the horns*
IT'S FUNKY FRIDAY SHOUTOUTS
Callie- I want to thank you for giving a sista like myself a chance to shine
Put on your boots and ride that bank like a horse....
Things will get better- Trust me!
Sheets- My darling darling baby*smiles*
Do you need a roommate, because as you know Da Diva Does-It all sweetie
Mr. Erwin Loyd- I don't know much about, but in Callie's words *YOU RAWK*.
I enjoyed your music, you're the bomb baby!
That Guy- What can I say, I miss your sarcasm.........*LOL*
Trailor Trash Momma- I know I can hang out with you and have a "good ole tyme"
Tookie- You're hilarious....... A white woman trapped in a black man's body, Who would've ever thought?
I'm so fabulous!..........
Good Day People!......
This is such a honor!
First, I would like to thank God for making me the Diva that I am.....*laughs*
*The sound of the horns*
IT'S FUNKY FRIDAY SHOUTOUTS
Callie- I want to thank you for giving a sista like myself a chance to shine
Put on your boots and ride that bank like a horse....
Things will get better- Trust me!
Sheets- My darling darling baby*smiles*
Do you need a roommate, because as you know Da Diva Does-It all sweetie
Mr. Erwin Loyd- I don't know much about, but in Callie's words *YOU RAWK*.
I enjoyed your music, you're the bomb baby!
That Guy- What can I say, I miss your sarcasm.........*LOL*
Trailor Trash Momma- I know I can hang out with you and have a "good ole tyme"
Tookie- You're hilarious....... A white woman trapped in a black man's body, Who would've ever thought?
I'm so fabulous!..........
Good Day People!......
and there you have it..Your highness like Elvis, has left the building. But what she says is for all of you basically...Some of you are lurkers, and hey if that floats your boat ok. But for everyone that visits, that stops by to say HI or just to check on me, Much Much love and Peace to all of you!
callie-
and your thought for the day- "Say what you want, and you shall have it.Keep silent, and you miss out and regret."
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Thursday, January 04, 2007
Hi Peeps!OK....For some of you that have already seen my blog- Let me explain and clarify....I am adding ZHP to my list of Fantasy Boyfriends....Oh- and I must explain ZHP- Four Score and Seven Years Ago- *laughs*- I basically decided that since I had such bad mojo with men, or the right man, I would just do Fantasy Dates or Boyfriends....Just as one would for Football...Only I don't bet and all...... Well, you are officially on my list now.... And for those of you that caught the comment about him asking me to be his Valentine.. "Don't Hate"........I don't even know if he was serious or not, but if he is- I am going to rock his world Callie style. I will imprint upon his furrowed brow thoughts that would make a blind man see...And of course- you all will just have to wonder because I may kiss- but I won't tell..*laughs* RECOGNIZE people- he has game! he has the ability to stimulate my mind....*YUMMY*
In other news...Did I tell you all about my cute calendar that someone gave me for Christmas? It is really the neatest and cutest thing.. It is called "Everday is a Holiday" and because I am *ME* I am sooooo using these...So- here are the days for rest of the week....Please- Institute and Practice with care....
Today is- Act Like a Mime Day- I guess giving someone the finger for pulling out in front of you is considered MIME.
Friday-5th..... *CLASSIC* Runaway Bride Day... OK...for those of you that do not know this is what happened right up the road pretty much from me.... click on the highlight- RUNAWAY BRIDE need I say more?
Saturday- Day of Epiphany
Sunday- Left Handers Appreciation Day...
I so cannot wait for this one- January 9th- "Ask For A Raise Through An Interpretive Dance Day." *laughs* Do Lap Dances Count?
January 10th- Create a Blog Day....
As I stated this calendar Rawks People! Oh! I watched this movie the other night and found it quite good.... check it! DOMINO Keira rawked her I tell ya. and the soundtrack was awesome ! You all due to a great start of the New Year for Da Diva- as she is getting an awesome home this month- Our cruise plans for my birthday are postponed till later in the year....So- I need something to do... Any ideas?
I would rather lay out somewhere on a beach where I can look out at the ocean on my balcony and sip mojitos all day......*sighs* Like this-
And this would be my room...
Yeah Baby! You all I am getting old in age but refined like aged wine. 20 more pounds to lose you all! It kind of went to hell in a hand basket when I got sick though..I couldn't work out much from all of the coughing...So...keep rooting for me.....So I can do my Bo Derek run on the beach in the buff.....*laughs* yeah right.....
BLOGS OF NOTE- you all want to know how to meet other bloggers? read their stuff and get to know about them... As you can see- I have variety on my blog...I love reading other peoples writings, especially those that are aspiring writers and wanting to show the world their skillz! Visit those people- say hello for gosh sakes... Say Hello here- all you lurkers...*smiles* I don't bite...... unless you ask....
And your thought for the day-
"All the worlds a stage, and you have a chance to act"
callie
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Wednesday, January 03, 2007
People, momma is having a day of issues I tell you, so if *anyone* is a drinker and having some thing strong right about now or tonight to just kill the pain- please have a sip for me.. Just lift up your glass and make a toast- "Heres to Callie, the high class whore on the net that I have befriended..... May she feel better and kick someones azz pronto so she can smile again! Drink Up!"Then people- after it is said and done...... BAYBEEEEeeeeeeeeeee........It is *balls to the wall* Ok....Valentines is coming up.... I used to royally hate that day all.... I would playa hate *really* bad looking at all those skanks while in high school lugging 50 vases of roses in every color of the rainbow spectrum, while also lugging teddy bears and freakin chocolate... And don't think for one moment they really *loved* those guys... NO..It was a competition of who got the most calls to the principles office to pick shit up....Therefore I established my own Valentine ritual-
Don't hate! You know you probably thought of the same thing, I just have the balls to put it out there! I would buy me things all of the time....EXCEPT roses....I think that is the worst waste of money on a flower people..... Have you timed the life expectancy of those fragile flowers??? If you have bad breath and talk to it or blow on it, the next day that $300.00 pack of flowers will be black and crumbly! Funk That Noize! lather momma in gift cards! At least I could get something I like... and your money will not go to waste........ Oh......but ya know deep down I am this-
Why is it men- do not believe in poems and stuff anymore??? Well not all men- and I am not bashing really I am not...Because for all I know, it could be the women that are giving guys a hard time about that- and ladies...WE cannot do that or be that way to our men....But the way to my heart is a poem- or a story written just for me.... That is the true spirit of V-Day..... *sounds like a disease that way doesnt it?*
UPDATE ON THE FANTASY BOYFRIEND LIST-
That Guy- as you can see has not been around lately.... Perhaps he got intimidated by the strap on remark- or maybe the *depends* remark...I dunno...but "Hey...Boo....you still alright by me"
Djimon H....is no longer on my list.. I had to cut him down because he thinks now that he is a big time movie star, he doesn't owe the non famous women anything....Damn him...and just as my hormones were getting regulated to birth his kids.....
LL Cool J- you are still in my book, but a sister is still mad for having you show up here and not call me to let me know... Yeah..Momma says knock you out, but I wont go that route...
FIO- is off of my blog roll as of 5pm CST people...perhaps it was a language issue, but damn that..I put babel fish on my blog, he could have at least taken a moment to say- Hola mamacita! Go head Fio..It's all good...Momma didnt even break out the red leather Ms. Clause outfit this year. You are pardoned...
In other words all- my list is damn short now.......... I would not make it on the dating scene I tell you.....I think men are scared of me.... And gosh forbid I sign up for those dating things again... Hence how I got the name *Hooker* from Anne and Jimmy.... SHE talked me into signing up for the phone thing- where women are free..You call and place an ad or *introduction* about yourself- or whatever.... And men would scroll and listen and if they like you they leave you a message... Well, out of the many that left Ad's I really enjoyed talking to 5 of them often. And after a lengthy bit of time we exchanged phone numbers..Well I was getting calls all of the time, and Annes daughter asked if I was a Hooker..so...the name just stuck.... But you know what???? Oh my gosh- if you ever go this route, exchange photos some how...Because- Oh dear gosh Momma ended up in public with some fucked up men!
There was Jabba the Hut that drove up to the fancy eating place in a corvette that he knew his azz should not have been in...I at first thought it was pimped out into a low rider, until he got out of the car and the shit raised back up to it's usual height...... I faked a head ache and bailed after the appetizer....
Then there was the California dreamer...He was the boyish - clean cut looking type which was all fine and well UNTIL....Sweet Jesus- He didnt tell me he had something like a stunt growth in limbs or something..I mean he could have told me by phone- hey I have a slight deformity..no problem.. I would have been prepared..But we met at a bookstore for coffee and he came limping along with one shoe bigger than the other, and one of his arms were longer than the other, and Shit....I didnt know if I was to cuss him out or just ask..so I didnt say much of anything down that road....
And last but not least......Oh my..... There was Grizzly Adams in the flesh... MEN....if you are not used to dining out at the upper diners, then admit that and we women can rearrange our outfits.... I am sitting at the bar at Ruth Chris Steakhouse with a glass of wine, and here comes Grizzly Adams all decked out in blue jeans with a hole, a muscrat hat and a stench of deer hunting urine as his base cologne...Momma politely excused herself and never went back! Funk that noize.. Oh but I was polite...I gave a waitor a note to give to him telling him that I was ill, and felt it inappropiate for me to vomit in public...
In other words people..Don't do it..Learn from Mommas mistakes... I am sticking to the grocery dating from now on.. At least you can see them, and converse over the fruit or something to break the ice.....Damn that phone and computor dating.....Skanks....
love
-me
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callie
Conscientious Rejector?
First Lieutenant Ehren Watada still refuses Iraq deployment orders, calling the war illegal. A six-year prison term could result. Preliminary hearings are set for Thursday.
By the Hot Zone Team, Tue Jan 2, 6:38 PM ET
First Lt. Ehren Watada, a 28-year-old Hawaii native, is the first commissioned officer in the U.S. to publicly refuse deployment to
Iraq. He announced last June his decision not to deploy on the grounds the war is illegal.
First Lieutenant Ehren Watada still refuses Iraq deployment orders, calling the war illegal. A six-year prison term could result. Preliminary hearings are set for Thursday.
By the Hot Zone Team, Tue Jan 2, 6:38 PM ET
First Lt. Ehren Watada, a 28-year-old Hawaii native, is the first commissioned officer in the U.S. to publicly refuse deployment to
Iraq. He announced last June his decision not to deploy on the grounds the war is illegal.
Basically, my comment that I posted in reply to the other comments were that we as a society- have been saying "We want the truth, we want to know what is really going on" and when someone says something- well majority of the world chimes in to send them off to the death squad. There comes a time- when you have to take a side..when smoothing things over for the benefit of others is no longer obtainable or appropiate.... We stand up for ourselves when we are wronged, in all manners of situations..So what makes this young man different? Oh I forgot, when your military or have been military, regardless of who sells you out, your to take it and not speak of it again.. Yeah I am being sarcastic.... If you are intersted in reading the transcript visit Kevin Sites - The Hot Zone........
I have always said this, and I believe in it more so the older I get.....
"When you do not know, or utilize the rights that you have and do know you then are a slave to society"....
callie