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I am "The Full Monty"- Vibrant, Educated, Articulate, Twisted. Absinthe Drinker, Diverse and Sensual,. World Travel Freak, Guiness Beer Drinker, Simplistic and Flirt! Lover of Life, Trying To Keep The Flow, On a Journey unknown. Won’t you Join Me?

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Saturday, January 13, 2007

People- this was my ass today ok? No sweet innocent little Ms. goody two shoes, but utter I don't like you anymore to my trainer..... Damn it people I am such a *ok- I am ready let's roll* type of high class whore, but I will be damned if I am cut out for this Booty Boot Camp crap!

I started out fine with the 15 minute warm up....And then I found myself huffing and puffing 30 minutes later and someone yelling at me!

"Move your ass Move your ass"

I am moving my ass! My tits, my arms, my legs! What am I paying you for abuse???

"Do you feel it burn?? DO YOU FEEL THE BURN???!!!"

Yes, I feel the burn and your breath back up off a whore I am dyin here!

15 minutes of nice deep stretches, 30 minutes of some Kick boxing crap that Tae Bo doesn't do..I can't recall this move on my DVD....."Billy - help a girl out will ya?"

"Good job, Good job, walk it out, and bring your breathing back down slowly....Don't sit down, get up and walk slowly! "

"How you doing girl, answer me.....How you doing???"

"Your fired! Can I just puke now? right here on your shoes just let me puke"

He thought it was funny and laughed and as I stumbled for my towel and gallon of water to head for the gym door- I distinctly heard him say-

"Go home girl, and shower! Massage those kinks out and I will see you next Wednesday!"

Funk that noize Man, this whore is outta here!

peace-
tired ass callie