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Wednesday, February 28, 2007 It is things such as this- that needs more than a wakeup call- things like this that piss me off- and yet breaks my heart....For want of a dentist Maryland boy, 12, dies after bacteria from tooth spread to his brain. I read this story, and read his last words to his mother and cried.... *On Saturday, their last day together, Deamonte refused to eat but otherwise appeared happy, his mother said. They played cards and watched a show on television, lying together in his hospital bed. But after she left him that evening, he called her. "Make sure you pray before you go to sleep," he told her.* *The next morning at about 6, she got another call, this time from the boy's grandmother. Deamonte was unresponsive. She rushed back to the hospital. "When I got there, my baby was gone," recounted the mother.* Our politicians can spend thousands of dollars for gold plated dinners to introduce themselves on how they are going to play political games with peoples lives; my beloved country can send people up in space at the cost of millions of dollars, but we can't take care of those in need?...... Yeah....the price this baby had to pay all for the American Dream. callie rocked you at3:25 PM 6 Comments: ![]() I could also announce that SATURDAY PEOPLE IS MY BIRTHDAY! I want a page load of Happy Birthday greetings. No if's and's or buts...*laughs* Do It....Just Do It...... I also think I am having a little pre- birthday drama..You know the getting older thing? Gravity having its hay day. And then this *all of a sudden internal body changes*. I was actually told by my doctor at my annual check-up that the reason why I have been so ..... What's the word I am looking for...... *amorous* was because I was hitting my sexual peak.... Do What??? yeah- I am a slow learner... But she was so non chalant about it- all I could do was turn 6 shades of red...Keep in mind she was between my legs at that time as we are having this conversation so I am more than 3 times ready to hide under the table sheet....... "Ummmmm OK...so....What do I do to stop it?" yes this was my question to her..She of course laughed.... "Stop it? Oh honey, are you seeing someone?" "Ahhhh yes, but I dont want to kill him!" "So how do I stop- what is happening to me?" She of course laughs some more...And then she tells me to invest in aides.......Now, I don't know what all other women discuss at their gyno visits, but.....PULEEEEZE help a sister out cause this is all new terrain for me..... I mean....you would think the 20's were and are when you start having these moments..Needless to say It never happened to me...But now that I am in my mid to late 30's- you gotta be kidding me! I feel like such a perv...*laughs* So- I have taken it upon myself to try and slow things down...ALOT..... Spinning......Courteousy of Wanda...I have calculated that if I do this when ever my body temps rise- that I can spin my ass into oblivion- pretty much passing out- and then I can wobble my tired and cramped legs home and just pass out. It worked well last night. I was in bed by 8:30 pm or so. Cold Showers- They are hard for me to adjust to, but once that ice hits my naked flesh, thoughts of erotica become-"Holy Shit!" I am instantly healed. Frumpy Clothing- If I stop dressing sexy and wear frumpy clothing...*Yeah- I can see that happening* Tea- Lots of Tea....did you know there are certain teas that can slow down your libido state? For example- the one I am drinking...This Vanilla-Black tea with concentrated Damiana is to help greatly....."What?"...."re-read what Damiana is for?" Muttering Damiana: has been used for many years to increase libido. It has been noted to increase frequency of sexual intercourse for men, increase possibility to reach orgasm in women, enhance sexual desire and sexual performance, increase intensity of orgasm and may help to overcome sexual dysfunction naturally by allowing sex hormones to peak. Well, I be a monkeys uncle! No wonder why the past few months I have been like this....... Perhaps I will just check into nut cases are us? No Seriously......Any advice from any of you savvy beautiful women that know what I am going through??????? callie callie rocked you at9:28 AM 4 Comments: ![]() Tuesday, February 27, 2007 My good friend Saskia was tagged on her board, and I told her that I would join in as part of her tagging game to complete 10 Weird Things About Me....Funny, I may need more than 10. And I do not think it is all titled under Weird though right Saskia? At any rate- here goes.1. I am a Hot Dog junkie. No..not your average Hot Dog with mustard or ketchup. I am a Hot dog fanatic. And the best ones yet I have ever tasted are those hailing out of Chicago! Makes you wanna slap someone I tell ya! 2. I am a chocolate bar ho! Dark chocolate. Organic. 55% cocoa and up people. I like my dark chocolate smooth and ...errr...dark....lol - I also think it contributes to great brain stimulus. 3. Movie and popcorn or whatever. Of course I like going out at times, but I love watching movies with people and just having an old fashioned cop a squat picnic. For those of you that do not understand the term *cop -a- squat* In my dictionary of terminology it means to go by ones domicile with a snack or food dish to share, *alcohol is also welcome* and you grab a seat wherever you can, or a few throw pillows and just enjoy each others company and watch movies and talk..... The last time I did this, it did not go so well...Everyone brought alcohol, and someone brought pot, and the smoke just killed me.... Dang it...No food! but you brought drink and grass! They all sucked. 4. I am an air hockey puck shooting gun slinger. LURVE IT PEOPLE. I get competitive. and will even go so far as to Clint Eastwood taunting you as I slice that rubber table puck into your slot and relish in the *clink* noise that it makes. "Go Ahead, Make my Day" 5. Roller Coasters..The higher, the faster, I am there...Like sauce! it is the only thing I ride at amusements parks..With the exception of Universal Studios Island of Adventures in Florida. I beat my son to the lines, and we ride *everything*. I turn into one big kid myself. I lost a flip flop on the Hulkster last time we went. No problem though. Momma just limped her ass to the gift shop and purchased a pair of Spider man Flip Flops. Recognize people! Be versatile. 6. Karaoke and a beer...or more... LURVE IT! who doesn't like blaring Love Shack into the micro? Duhhh... 7. Adventure and Adrenalin junkie- yeah I am... I tried to get someone to sign up with me to do that show The Great Race- but all I asked were stick in the muds. Damn it- Life is meant to be lived. run butt nekkid in a rainstorm. Yeah - that's me. 8. When I am nervous, very nervous I crack my knuckles...*laughs* even though I have delicate looking hands, I find myself here or there doing it. 9. I read at least 3 books at one time. It keeps my brain intensity up. and number 10. I love throwing parties..To bad I don't know alot of people. But I love decorating and trying new things for people that are into the same things... I did a Japanese Tea Party once complete with invites and decor. I was so proud of myself because I taught myself *the best way I could mind you* the art of serving tea. I had a *You got a divorce party* - I threw a *Cool you got a new sofa party!* Dude, there is a party for everything in life.... *laughs* and that should do it for me...I guess...for now..... callie callie rocked you at10:08 AM 2 Comments: ![]() Sunday, February 25, 2007 Thank you my love....I needed to show you how much I appreciate you and your thoughts....You see my dear readers, instead of me having to attend organizations to help battle addictions- I announce to you that - "Hello, my name is Callie and I am a recovering *Body Holic*". At this time of reading, I would hope alot of people can say across the pc screen- "Hi Callie".....I would hope that maybe one out of I don't know how many readers come to my page, but for shits and giggles maybe 1 out of 5 can relate to what I am posting about today...I am posting and talking to *you* my sweet sisters, that are being told that we are not pretty because we are either over weight or under weight. I am talking to you my beautiful sisters that constantly worry about a calorie here, or a pound there... I am talking to you my dear sweet sisters that sit crying next to their toilet after purging, or those looking at themselves in the mirror reciting the same words- "If I lose just a little bit here, If I can perhaps take this away, or If I can skip this meal, or that meal.....If I can just *Look* like her, he would love me......." I am blessed my dear readers to have found someone to look at me and get to know me, and love me for all that I am.... However, it has been a tough road and yet I still falter when it comes to acceptance...COMPLETE acceptance..... You see, there are so many of us- particularly women that are always facing the scenario of not being good enough, not being pretty enough, not being woman enough unless we look like *This*...or *That*.......We have come to a point of society in which we are being challenged emotionally and physically into believing that we are not *worthy* of anything good, or anyone good because we do not fit the mold so to speak..... I am now at a point in my life- later better than never to actually see and recognize that "Hey, you cannot tell me that I am not worthy because I am!" You cannot tell me that I am not deserving to be happy because of my current lifestyle or circumstances because "Hey, Yes I can- who are YOU to steal that joy from me?" Society can no longer tell me that I am not beautiful because I do not look like her, or her, or her because "Hey, I am beautiful because I am Me!" I am not to look like her, or her, or anyone else...I have been created amongst beauty......I am the only person on this earth with unique features that set me apart from others.. I am UNIQUE...I am gifted..I AM.......... My dear sweet sisters, I am calling on you today, to really think about this, and stand up for yourselves..... WE have a right to be happy, and loved without having society dictate what we are allowed to have or should have....We need to start reaching out to women all over this land in striving to see beauty in all forms...not just the thin, not just the full figured, but ALL of us...We need to be able to arise each morning and affirm in our mirrors- 1. I AM WORTHY 2. I AM BEAUTIFUL 3. I AM LOVED 4. I AM BRILLIANT 5. I AM SEXY 6. I AM ME 7. I WILL NOT SETTLE I challenge you to awake tomorrow morning and join me in believing that WE are magnificent-beautiful creatures designed each to give this world unique beauty...... "Hi, my name is Callie, and I am on the path of becoming a former BodyHolic." callie rocked you at3:32 PM 9 Comments: ![]() Friday, February 23, 2007 People- guess what? The freakin carnival is in town! I get excited about the dumbest things. I know...But LOVE. ME. People and don't hate! Although the carnivals are alot more skeptic in the rides and the people that run them, I only go for the food. Oh- and when I say I go for the food they MUST have a sanitation progress report posted with a score of 90 and above. Buuleedat!But oh my gosh yes! Corn dogs slathered in mustard, and freakin candy apples so sticky your bound to lose a tooth or more... I just dig it! And then there are of course those bastards that love to yell "Cmon over here sweet cakes and play a game"...... Check it.... Last year- I took my son and Juan...I gave them each 10.00 for tickets to ride certain rides, and since the carnival is held in a very small shopping center, I am still in close proximity to keep an eye out. I told them I was going to grab something to eat, and that it was ok to do whatever... First of all- bad mistake..but it is now neither here or there.. I noticed that they made a bee line stop to one of the game arenas...Ok....no problem... It was perhaps 20 minutes as I am eating my sloppy corn dog and drinking lemonade I notice the boys walking back towards me with this *look*... Now for those of you that are mothers, we KNOW when something is going on with our kids. So much so that our buttholes pucker at the thought of something wrong.... So...I watch them walk over to me and they sit down and are silent...*Dead give away*....Since no one was saying much I decided to do a little digging.... Me- So, what rides are you two going to go throw up on? silence Me- ok.......what happened? I am then told by my son and juan in hesitant fast paces that they have no more money, they lost it all at the game..... Ok..... I am still sitting there eating my corn dog in silence...Not because I am angry mind you, but because I am listening to them explain to me what happened, and deciding what course of action I could or should take. I finished my food, looked at the boys and told them to follow me and we walked over to the game area.... First of all it was the *throw a ball in the basket game* and win a prize. The object of this game is to toss a ball in the basket, and hope the ball stays in without it bouncing out again. The sign on the wall stated 3 ball throws for a dollar.... So...In front of the half toothless-dirty ass carni I ask - How many tries did each of you get? they said they got 6 tries and he let them do one more for fun at the beginning.... Ok...so...they got a total of 7 tries at what was to be 2.00 if 3 tries was for a dollar.... So if that is the case, how is it the boys ended up broke? And that is what I asked Mr.Man..He couldnt give me answer but he did give me some horse shit....So- I pretty much struck a deal with him after I told him what I thought...And here was that conversation. Me- First of all these boys should have only paid 2.00 total for 6 tries at 1.00 for 3 according to your sign. You took advantage of them by charging them additional per ball, and I think in all fairness the boys should have their pick of one of these stuffed animals, since they bought one at the rate you baited them for. Him- No Maam..it was fair! and I cant give em a free animal cause they lost. Me- Ok....Fair...you are telling me that your being fair? Him- yep, we go by rules and they lost so it's fair, and if you don't leave Im gonna have to call the manager. Me- Ok..please call the manager... keep in mind I am still calm and cool- smiling and we wait for a manager. The manager...the Sloppy ass have not taken a bath in a week manager. So- Jabba the hut rolls on over and I go through the steps of question answer again, and place my demands.... Of course the Manager was going to side with them- so I then had to go with a different tactic as other gamers started to come around..... I took a dollar out of my pocket and told Mr. Men- Me- Ok...it's a dollar for 3 tries right? Them- yes Me- cool...set me up.... They give me 3 balls..... Me- now, the object is what again? just to be sure I am understanding this. The Carni takes a ball from his pocket, places in the bucket- while at the same time explaining to me the concept AND taking money and distributing balls to other gamers that were standing around us...he then comes back to me- jumps over the railing to where I am standing and expertly throws the ball in the basket where the ball stays. Me- Oh ok...thanks.... I throw the ball in, and of course it pops out... Second time, I throw it in and it pops out again...Third time- before throwing I say loudly... Me- You know, I think its really odd how when the basket is empty without a ball, the balls fly out..And when you placed a ball in the basket for your demo and then threw one in there it stays....Now- explain that to me again???? Oh! so noooooow the manager wants to pull me aside and talk.... I want you all to know I let into his ass so hard that he lost weight from me shredding him..... I did tell him that he could not bullshit a bullshitter, and I did not appreciate my boys getting baited and lured.... By the time I was finished the boys were lugging around these huge ass imitation Disney Animals with smiles on their faces like they had won the big jackpot. Me, I went back and grabbed another corn dog, slathered it in mustard and smiled as I watched two boys throw up on each other from a freak ride, while guarding the massive prizes. Love.It. Biotches! callie callie rocked you at11:12 AM 2 Comments: ![]() Thursday, February 22, 2007 Oh My sweet Elvis in a rhinestone suit it has been one hellacious morning people! I kid you the hell not! And because you all such blogger feins I decided who better to vent to for free than to you all ? I know I know you dont have to thank me... *LOVE. ME. PEOPLE*First of all for some of you lurkers or newbies, I am an easy going person. Hell when I wake up in the morning I am one of the 90% folks that give that morning boost to boost others on. Think I am lying??? Diva calls me at work everyday and thinks I am a morning cheerleader for petes sakes! So people- allow me to introduce to you my morning. Check. This. Out. 6am- I get a call from someone that I would rather not speak to... Do they know this already? Ahhh yeah! Duh! First of all as I told him, your time is done with me..There should be no reason for you to call and start blubbering about how you love me and wahh wahh wahh. It is over..Finished..Grab your saggy balls and move on- because I have already closed the book almost a year ago.... 7:15am- I am walking into a gas station store to pay for my fuel, when all of a sudden I am having to dodge a SUV- who is continuously backing out in my direction and literally nearly hits me... I had been yelling- Whoa Whoa Whoa- and doing the little airline signals, but she still was cruising back into me, so reflex action- I tapped her back window with my hand.... She stops, I walk around her vehicle and this is what took place... *Keep up people* *She rolls down her window* Me- Ahhh Maam, thanks alot for almost hitting me, I tapped your glass to try and get your attention. Cow- Oh bitch then why you walking in the back of me?! Me- You know what? You need to first of all slow your roll and remove the tongue piercing because you are sounding like a ghetto fabulous cow eating curds and whey right now! *she then opens her truck door and steps out* Me- Oh- please tell me you are not getting out of your truck to do something! *yeah-sarcasm is a mofo! RECOGNIZE* Cow- Like I said bitch, you shouldnt have been walking behind me! *At this moment GUESS who or what drives up? I swear people I must have a police radar heat seeker built somewhere in my ass because that is who drove up- and rolled their window down.* Police- Ladies, is there a problem? She and I agreed and said no- and parted ways.. I went in to pay for my gas, and listened to the friendly cashiers discuss how she almost hit me, at the same time we are watching Ms. Cow try and put gas in her bus... Why do I say the word "try"? because she was driving a bid and win vehicle and did not know that her gas tank was on the opposite side of how she parked...Dumbass...... So- I am back on the road again, and I am calming down until this.........First of all people and new drivers....A little Color Code basics.... Red means stop.....Yellow means pause a little, but get the hell on fast because you may get hit...Green means go.... Little Ms. Avon in the car in front of me! Yes you! The light is green and the traffic in front of you has runnoft! That means you need to stop putting on makeup and drive!!! Because of this stupidity- I am being nearly humped and slammed by 2 cars behind me.. So I honk on my horn to flag her on... Do you know this girl- drove and then stopped to a slow crawl to piss me off??? People.....At this moment in time I am feeling like this guy right here- CRANK of course without the additional adrenalin, but damn it I am already flowing with a liquid multi vitamin, and a thyroid pill to make my boobs bigger- and this is all coursing through my veins on an empty stomach! So yeah, I am a tad hyped... But what really gets me- is that as I am getting ready to make a left hand turn, I put on my blinker and do you know Ms. Avon decides in her feeble brain- to really egg it on- she hugs the lane she is in AND swerves in front of me to cause me to swerve- only to jump back in her lane and hit her gas pedal so I could not catch up to her. So- I got into work finally , grabbed my breakfast, and now here I am voila! Not only am I better, *really I am * but this therapy per bloggerism is the shit! Ahhhhhhhhhh.....breathe..........inhale.....breathe.......... Have a great Thursday all- the weekend is a grasp away. Love. Me. callie rocked you at8:23 AM 4 Comments: ![]() Wednesday, February 21, 2007 I don't have the words, but you know what this means.
callie rocked you at1:26 PM 2 Comments: ![]() Tuesday, February 20, 2007 A Woman on a mission people! I know you will all agree when I tell you what happened at work yesterday... Prior to my post on yesterday about my *rehab* discoveries I sent an email to my favorite chocolate makers- CHOCOLOVE .I politely expressed to them that I went to one of their vendors to purchase a certain brand of their chocolates only to be told "They were all out, and would not be getting anymore as they were a limited Valentine addition." People this broke my heart in two. I do not require much in my life to make me happy, but damn can a sister get some love???? I mean one of my joys is being able to have great chocolate while reading a great book- and of course taking a hot scented bubble bath while sipping an ice cold beer. See it doesn't take much for me to be in bliss... Anyways- I did my post and what happened afterwards? I am then speaking to someone from the corporate headquarters!!!! That's right!!! I must have sounded pathetic in my email because Mr. Man was sooooo kind and gave me a few options *with* an explanation. It seems that they only made it for Valentines day and that was it. They sold all cases to the vendors and if I could not find any- that he would contact all of the stores whom they deal with, to find me a case and ship it to me... People, that was awesome..So I called all of Atlanta and guess what? ONE STORE had 11 left...I got off work and drove for ever- an hour and a half to get these chocolates! The guy that I spoke to hid them for me- gave me 10% off, AND I got them at the sale price.... I have in my possesion 11 of these limited chocolate bars and I must say- after my sweeties email this morning, and a good supply of these chocolates, I am happier than a pig in slop! *Love-Me* Such an awesome early birthday present to me from me. I walked in the domicile last night and was greeted by my son who grabbed the bag and said- "Wow, Mom! You got all of these chocolates for us?" This is where the car brakes squeal in my head. "Ahhhh no sweetie. You want chocolate grab a snickers. THIS is my caviar!" "Oh...OK....ummm Mom? What's caviar?" "Fish eggs" "Ewww...ok....but..I think it is better than fish eggs- I think you have the golden ticket, like Willie Wonka" And you know what people? I felt like I did...... I have the golden ticket! And your thought for the day- taken from the movie Chocolat Yvette Marceau: "And it *melts*, God forgive me, it melts ever so slowly on your tongue, and tortures you with pleasure." callie rocked you at1:06 PM 0 Comments: ![]() Monday, February 19, 2007 OK... So I was searching through other peoples blogs reading, and I am amazed at the wonderful writings that people do.. It is humbling to me...OK so, I found this Meme on someone elses blog and it basically describes your personality according to your name- and the number of letters in your name...*What Eva...* My number was 3 and something else equaled to 9 letters in my real name- *Don't hate me cause I am beautiful people! Just : Love Me *smiles Here you go- Check It- There are 9 letters in your name.Those 9 letters total to 39 There are 5 vowels and 4 consonants in your name. Your number is: 3 The characteristics of #3 are: Expression, verbalization, socialization, the arts, the joy of living. The expression or destiny for #3:An Expression of 3 produces a quest for destiny with words along a variety of lines that may include writing, speaking, singing, acting or teaching; our entertainers, writers, litigators, teachers, salesmen, and composers. You also have the destiny to sell yourself or sell just about any product that comes along. You are imaginative in your presentation, and you may have creative talents in the arts, although these are more likely to be latent. You are an optimistic person that seems ever enthusiastic about life and living. You are friendly, loving and social, and people like you because you are charming and such a good conversationalist. Your ability to communicate may often inspire others. It is your role in life to inspire and motivate; to raise the spirits of those around you. *Buleedat People* The negative side of number 3 Expression is superficiality. You may tend to scatter your forces and simply be too easygoing. It is advisable for the negative 3 to avoid dwelling on trivial matters, especially gossip. Your Soul Urge number is: 3 A Soul Urge number of 3 means: With the Soul Urge number 3 your desire in life is personal expression, and generally enjoying life to its fullest. You want to participate in an active social life and enjoy a large circle of friends. You want to be in the limelight, expressing your artistic or intellectual talents. Word skills may be your thing; speaking, writing, acting, singing. In a positive sense, the 3 energy is friendly, outgoing and always very social. You have a decidedly upbeat attitude that is rarely discouraged; a good mental and emotional balance. The 3 Soul Urge gives intuitive insight, thus, very high creative and inspirational tendencies. The truly outstanding trait shown by the 3 Soul Urge is that of self-expression, regardless of the field of endeavor. On the negative side, you may at times become too easygoing and too optimistic, tending to scatter forces and accomplish very little. Often, the excessive 3 energy produces non-stop talkers. Everyone has faults, but the 3 soul urge doesn't appreciate having these pointed out. Your Inner Dream number is: 9 An Inner Dream number of 9 means: You dream of being creative, intellectual, and universal; the selfless humanitarian. You understand the needy and what to help them. You would love to be a person people count on for support and advice. WooHoo people! I need to be in movies, or sumethin!
callie rocked you at4:38 PM 0 Comments: ![]() 1. Dunkin Doughnuts no longer sells the Chai Tea Coffee.... Rehab 2. My car tags are 45.00- 30 something of it supplies the Tax commissioner a few more cigars. Rehab 3. I stepped in dog poo and did not realize it until I got in my truck to go to work. Rehab 4. The IRS has officially given someone a raise with my 2,544.42 refund check..Double Rehab Duty 5. Prison Break will not be on again tonight.. Rehab 6. Whole Foods has sold out on Chocoloves *Chili's and Cherry's Dark Chocolate* Rehab 7. Having to drive across town in Atlanta to get the above mentioned Chocolate- Rehab 8. Realizing the breeze I felt on my ass was because half of my skirt was tucked in my panties. Rehab 9. Finding out your 11 year old is fearful of acne and has been using your face toner- Rehab 10. Not having sex in a long time- Rehab 11. Not being on a sunny beach sipping mojitos- Rehab 12. Overworked and underpaid- Double Rehab And the list can go on.....Think I qualify???? callie POST EDIT- Ralph Fiennes allegedly had in-flight sexual encounter- Qantas flight attendant grounded, in hiding after reported fling with star *Ralph as sexy as you were in the English patient, I must insist that you do at least 3 days of Rehab- and yes, first class would suffice. callie rocked you at1:35 PM 3 Comments: ![]() Friday, February 16, 2007 I have RHYTHM! At least I think I do when it comes to dance. This is particularly a proven case from a few years ago. I would say perhaps 3 years ago? I was asked via email by my dance teacher if I would like to participate in the Carnival show here in Atlanta. Of course I told her no- because first of all I cannot master the Samba as well as the other dancers, and second I am shy about being half nekkid in front of people. People I kid you not! I am one of those types of women that go to a doctors office for a womens exam and I wrap myself in that paper table stuff over and over again- I describe that process as *mumification* .........Anyways- Andrea (and yes click on the name) tells me in her thick beautiful accent- "You can do this, your a great dancer, so- this is the date and time!" Needless to say I hesitantly contacted a friend that designs clothing and asked him about a costume idea...Unfortunately, I did not really like what he was thinking of so I decided to make my own.... I had an idea, but since it was short notice I did what I could in a weeks time. I went and bought an expensive black bra, metallic green mermaid material, and tons of glitter beads, and gems and things of that nature. What little sewing skills I had I put them to use as with learning how hot a glue gun can get- *especially when you accidentally glue your fingers* I decided my theme was going to be a land mermaid. I stitched and glued designs all over the bra, took the shiny material and made a skirt that splits all the way to the crotch area on both sides, made green sequined arm bands, and did my make up flawless and yet with a theatrical flare. I topped off this look with really high platform heeled shoes and double layers of a green and yellow headpiece that a drag queen showgirl would die for. I showed up at this event in a trench coat and donned that until it was time to perform. The lights went out, the Samba band began to play and the Rhythm grabbed hold! Before I knew it, I was being encircled by men and women *mainly men* dancing with me in the aisles, the band so freakin rawked! For those hours I felt sexy, beautiful, free.... And then there was the Samba contest...Someone put my name down as a contestent and when I heard my name called I was in a corner sitting on a chair talking to some people....I cannot tell you how embarressed I was walking to the stage...I looked at my teacher and wanted to cry... I looked at the band director, he smiled and nodded, and then the music started... It was perhaps as if I had eaten an exotic blend of chili peppers and chocolate because I closed my eyes and melted in a sway- slowly at first, and then I picked up the speed and kept the pace. Before I knew it I found myself all over the stage and the audience yelling, and cheering. It was mad crazy yo! After the dancers danced we waited for the verdict. First Place- my Dance Teacher- Second place Me!!! I was totally at a loss for words. I never expected it..Why? Perhaps because I have never seen myself as beautiful- or charismatic like the other dancers..I dont know...After the contest, I grabbed my winnings *which was awesome* and then was approached by numerous people wanting photos with me, the Latin Newspaper wanting my information, it was pretty much unreal in my mind. I guess what really struck me, was the fact that although I am of black - hispanic decent, I suck at not knowing spanish fluently, and I suck at not knowing more about my culture- although it shows through dance. Something I must ponder. At any rate- Here's to you My Beloved brothers and Sisters of Carnival- especially those that came up to me speaking Portugese- O samba deixou sobre o ritmo de suas canções majestosas carregá-lo afastado a uma viagem infinita do espírito e do orgulho! Samba Sobre. Carnivale 2007! Love, callie callie rocked you at10:32 AM 4 Comments: ![]() Thursday, February 15, 2007 People! It is the day after Valentines, and I have heard alot of stuff going on.People...Ok...before I begin, I was driving into to work and this story on the radio caught my ear, and may I just say that I bust a gut on this one. I know people in traffic were like, either someone on the floorboard in front of her is making her very happy, or she is having a great laugh... First of all, may I just correctly inform those that may have thought Momma had someone tickling her fancy while driving- you are so nasty and incorrect. I only allow those things to happen when stationary or either sitting ontop of a washing machine on the *spin* cycle thank you muchly. I was in fact laughing hysterically at the story of a gentleman who was scared to break things off with his girlfriend on Valentines Day- so he sent her a special *I'm dumping you* telegram- to her job... click on this link- scroll down to the guy wearing a diaper- to listen and laugh.... "DUMP YOU" *additional instructions as it does not load to the exact page- sorry-Click on Mornings and scroll down to the guy in a diaper. *classic* and shameful... Poor girl. she must have been really mean to him callie rocked you at9:37 AM 0 Comments: ![]() Tuesday, February 13, 2007 VALENTINE BLOG FOR YOU: First- a Valentine Tag Box You us Gibran together forever heartsongs Love joy Peace caliente' joyful Ecstatic te amor Shakesphere Callistre cuba ZHP friendship passion journey Beauty time prayer Pleasure Keats me Almitra time Conquer binds Almustafa Longing ache Excitement i neverending dream Fate souls united joined Second- Phrases of How I Feel About You: Let me, O let me bathe my soul in colours; let me swallow the sunset and drink the rainbow. I want to be alive To all the life that is in me now, to know each moment to the uttermost. I often picture myself living on a mountain top, in the most stormy country (not the coldest) in the world. Is there such a place ? If there is I shall go to it someday and turn my heart into pictures and poems. When the hand of Life is heavy and night songless, it is the time for love and trust. And how light the hand life becomes and how songful the night, when one is loving and trusting all. Sometimes you have not even begun to speak - and I am at the end of what you are saying. And From my Heart to yours- My Dearest Ernesto- my love, my light.... It is in you that my heart soars. It is in you that my joy is found and my endless days of clouds have ceased. When you speak my name, the earth not only trembles but so does that of my soul. It is in you, that I am pleased and have found such beauty not only in you but also in myself. My joy in you is described by me as such "a spring that continuously overflows" Speak the words-and I will follow.... I love you, Truly, Madly, Deeply yours- callie callie rocked you at3:30 PM 2 Comments: ![]() To My "SINGLE" Friends,
May This day be not one of sadness- but may it hopefully enlighten you to know that "I "am thinking of each one of you and that "I" care about you. Wanda, Diva, Pete, Ammie, Shen, Fancy, Anna-Lys, Sheets, Twist,Will,Amy, ...........And of course to those that I may have accidentally left off and for those other single persons out there- YOU are not forgotten here at the realm! Love, callie callie rocked you at9:45 AM 7 Comments: ![]() Monday, February 12, 2007 Good Morning Peoples!I hope you all had a splendid weekend! Mine proved to be *interesting* and most wonderful! "What? I am seemingly a tad mushy for a Monday Morning?" Well shiver me the hell timbers people! Let's not waste blogger space of fodder shall we? Because believe it or not, I must have some shit to talk about if I am posting this in the AM..... "FELONY" *I am LMAO= laffin mah ass off- peoples! That is classic! Makes me wanna charge somebody for a lap dance I tell you. And by the way- I LOVE to do human tequila shots! I am telling you, I have skillz! On to other news........Valentines Day.... People, get your azzes in gear! And I do mean get out of the Volkswagen VW mode, and step it into corvette mode! You have technically 1 day left. And why do I say 1 day versus 2? Because any jackass should know that tonight - through Wednesday is going to be hotter than a K-Mart blue light special! People will snatch and grab shit out of your hands! Also, because florists and all of those other places will be consumed by lax persons such as yourselves waiting until the last minute! And you know they jack that shit up as if they just stripped a car and stole the tires! WORK WITH MEPEOPLE... So- out of the goodness of my heart, I am giving you some tips. What you do with it is up to you..... 1. Don't wish to spend any money and want something simple at home? Do a "Bed and a Movie"- pull the mattress off and set it somewhere and decorate the hell out of it or a room and watch movies... Romance movies...Not horror...Chick Flicks...and don't forget the snack foods! Incorporate a Shower or bath for the both of you, pop in a good porn flick after the first chick flick and your in there like sauce! BULEEDAT! 2. Flowers- OK.....Majority of you will probably be doing the flower thing. And hey that's cool...But how about adding a little bit more to it than just a card? If I am spending 3 dollars for a card to go with flowers that are probably 200.00 then you might wanna be a little bit more adventurous...How about delivering them yourself if you can, and going out for lunch or dinner...Oh for your sakes I hope that your into simplicity, because going out to eat on Valentines day is a car payment...And I would HATE to see some of you as the new poster child for a *Priceless Mastercard* campaign for going broke. 3. Moneyless but Meaningful- Ok......this is an honest from the heart suggestion... Check It....Words can be priceless..Especially if they are totally from the heart.. We have ALOT of Internet resources... Interested in doing a "Will you be my Valentine, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband -Wife, thing...Well hell, do it online! Send emails to people directing them to your site or what not, and watch those fireworks! I am telling you! People especially women love that shit! 4. And Last- but not least- Single and no one to share your Valentines Day with- call a friend...and if that still does not pan out- Drop a chick a comment before Wednesday and "I" will be your Valentine... In my realm- you shall not go Valentine-less..It's a sin I tell ya! I am serious now ok????? So if you come back here after Wednesday bitchin no one cared or loved you...I am and will be so inclined to give you the finger and tell you how much of a jackass you were because I offered to SHOW U SUM LOVE..... Upcoming News- "My birthday" people is in what 3 weeks???? I want TONS of Happy Birthday greetings people! From all around the world! For those of you that come lurking here and don't say a thing, Listen up! Sign my damn Shout Out- Comment Log, whatever you have to do to say Happy Birthday to me! Write it on your calendars "MARCH 3 is MY BURFDAY" Take a photo, write it in non erasable ink whatever you need to do! And with that peoples I leave you with the one and only word for the day- "LUDA" peace-love-and joy callie callie rocked you at9:39 AM 0 Comments: ![]() Friday, February 09, 2007 Meeeeoooow... I am so not only the High Class Whore, but also the cats Meow.... Ok so whats going on in my realm? Jive....Nothing more nothing less.... The news has of course been hit hard with the death of Anna Nicole Smith. Bless her heart... Stress that she was under and depression people can be a mofo..... Oh- and what the hell happened with that Astronaut? For her sake, I hope she has emails and all verifying her relationship per se' with that other flyboy... If not she is screwed... But you gotta wonder though...She wore *diapers* in order to not have to stop to pee, and yet the bitch drove 900 miles and her vehicle didn't need gas? Sorry girlfriend.. Apparently the space walk has condensed your brain matter somewhat because your Einstein calculations do not jive..... In other realmly news, I must send a personal shout out to the IRS..........*Shpank you* VERY much for taking majority of my refund check to pay for my ex husbands fraudulent ass coverup. Not only do I have to bombard you with hard cover letters crying Marital Hardship, but now I have to put my sexy panty orders on hold just to clear up jackasses debt... You for the *inth* time have taken pleasure of screwing me up the butt without the vaseline sideways! And of course, the highlight story of the day was given to me by one of my good friends- T the Lezbian.... It seems that T has been a victim of police stupidity- without the Rodney King beating mind you...This is our conversation from this morning as I am driving into work.... Me- "Hello" T- "Hey, girl let me tell you how pissed I am right now sitting in traffic." Me- "I can relate, I am in a traffic orgy myself this morning, but what's going on?" T- "I am on my way to the court house once again because I was issued a ticket for parking in a handicap spot coming from the club at 1:30 AM. Like they didnt have anything else to do." Me- I am laughing at this moment... "When did you become handicapped?" T- "I'm not! My grandma is and I take her places cause she can't drive or walk." Me- still laughing... "So where did the popo bust you at?" T- "The club" Me- " You should have started limping or something." and I am still laughing... T- "Oh hell no! I didn't tell you what happened to me the other day, and you can share this with your bloggers!" T- "How bout after work, on my way to buy some weed, I get pulled over by the cops? Not one but many!" By this time, I am in hysterics listening to her tell me this story..... T- "They pulled me over because they had listed that my car was stolen. I guess someone snatched my little yearly sticker tag and put it on theirs, so it came up that mine was stolen, and that I was driving a stolen car." Being the good friend that I am, I am really in hysterics by now... T- "Those fuckers, handcuffed me, had guns and lazers pointed at me, and put me in the back of the chained fence!" Me- "Maybe they mistook you for being Rasta...You know a political Buffalo Soldier." T- "Whateverz"....But anyways, they got it all straight, I just got in my car and went home. No weed that night." Me- laughing hysterically.. "I am so sorry you went through that, and yeah I will be blogging about this because it is funny." T- "Guess they didn't have anything else to do but look for something and they found me to fuck with... But that's ok. I am in the middle of filing a complaint against them." Me- "well good for you! Let me know how that turns out..... RASTA MAN...." T- "Whateverz...So... you still rolling to Mexico for your birthday?" Me- "I sure am...can't wait..." T-" Oh I'm sorry.... Your Quincenera" laughs Me- "Whatever! I am way over my teens but can still keep up!" Me- "Look I gotta go but I will post this for you!" T- "Ok! Bye!" And with that my friends, let that be a lesson to you. When you park in the handicap, make sure you limp or something so as to not go to jail... And the other lesson, Leave the pot alone! Get high off of paint sniffing instead! It's more colorful! -callie And your questionable thought for the day comes from none other than BULWORTH himself.... "What's the nappy dug-out????"
callie rocked you at1:37 PM 8 Comments: ![]() Thursday, February 08, 2007 And Here you Have It Pimps and Pimpettes! The New Look For Callies Realm. It Was time All.... And by the way- A whore was getting highly frustrated coding, and recoding so hopefully you all like the Layout and all... If you all do not like the background color- well screw you! Nahhhhh... I am kidding!!!! Anyways- this is debatable...I Like it - but I know some of you have Peeper Vision Issues.... Ok so the theme....Well I thought and thought and thought..And this is what I was trying to convey... *Style* ..My Style...My Individuality..... I am unique and diverse in all things, however I am also establishing more of a positive image of myself.. A Personal growth so to speak... I am never to old to learn something new about myself... Does this mean that my writings will be more nun like? No..If anything I will say what I want without being hesitant- because after all, it is a part of me...It is who I am..... I want to say THANK YOU to all of those that have lasted with me. I have been on a roller coaster as have some of you... I am sorry to have perhaps put burdens on you about my struggles....I think this was like the only place where I could safely vent and say Fuck You when I needed to...... And yet, I found solace here...I found a new group of friends, whom I am proud to say I have cried with through emails, friends that I have laughed with, and yes...even found a love of my life... These are GREAT things to have been able to experience through blogging..... Therefore, without further adieu people..... Welcome To The New Callies Realm. callie
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