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Monday, February 12, 2007 Good Morning Peoples!I hope you all had a splendid weekend! Mine proved to be *interesting* and most wonderful! "What? I am seemingly a tad mushy for a Monday Morning?" Well shiver me the hell timbers people! Let's not waste blogger space of fodder shall we? Because believe it or not, I must have some shit to talk about if I am posting this in the AM.....  First of all I wanna tell you, that I did the little Blog Personality thing- And The test was- "Your Exotic Dancer Name"....Check it people-"FELONY" *I am LMAO= laffin mah ass off- peoples! That is classic! Makes me wanna charge somebody for a lap dance I tell you. And by the way- I LOVE to do human tequila shots! I am telling you, I have skillz! On to other news........Valentines Day.... People, get your azzes in gear! And I do mean get out of the Volkswagen VW mode, and step it into corvette mode! You have technically 1 day left. And why do I say 1 day versus 2? Because any jackass should know that tonight - through Wednesday is going to be hotter than a K-Mart blue light special! People will snatch and grab shit out of your hands! Also, because florists and all of those other places will be consumed by lax persons such as yourselves waiting until the last minute! And you know they jack that shit up as if they just stripped a car and stole the tires! WORK WITH MEPEOPLE... So- out of the goodness of my heart, I am giving you some tips. What you do with it is up to you..... 1. Don't wish to spend any money and want something simple at home? Do a "Bed and a Movie"- pull the mattress off and set it somewhere and decorate the hell out of it or a room and watch movies... Romance movies...Not horror...Chick Flicks...and don't forget the snack foods! Incorporate a Shower or bath for the both of you, pop in a good porn flick after the first chick flick and your in there like sauce! BULEEDAT! 2. Flowers- OK.....Majority of you will probably be doing the flower thing. And hey that's cool...But how about adding a little bit more to it than just a card? If I am spending 3 dollars for a card to go with flowers that are probably 200.00 then you might wanna be a little bit more adventurous...How about delivering them yourself if you can, and going out for lunch or dinner...Oh for your sakes I hope that your into simplicity, because going out to eat on Valentines day is a car payment...And I would HATE to see some of you as the new poster child for a *Priceless Mastercard* campaign for going broke. 3. Moneyless but Meaningful- Ok......this is an honest from the heart suggestion... Check It....Words can be priceless..Especially if they are totally from the heart.. We have ALOT of Internet resources... Interested in doing a "Will you be my Valentine, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband -Wife, thing...Well hell, do it online! Send emails to people directing them to your site or what not, and watch those fireworks! I am telling you! People especially women love that shit! 4. And Last- but not least- Single and no one to share your Valentines Day with- call a friend...and if that still does not pan out- Drop a chick a comment before Wednesday and "I" will be your Valentine... In my realm- you shall not go Valentine-less..It's a sin I tell ya! I am serious now ok????? So if you come back here after Wednesday bitchin no one cared or loved you...I am and will be so inclined to give you the finger and tell you how much of a jackass you were because I offered to SHOW U SUM LOVE..... Upcoming News- "My birthday" people is in what 3 weeks???? I want TONS of Happy Birthday greetings people! From all around the world! For those of you that come lurking here and don't say a thing, Listen up! Sign my damn Shout Out- Comment Log, whatever you have to do to say Happy Birthday to me! Write it on your calendars "MARCH 3 is MY BURFDAY" Take a photo, write it in non erasable ink whatever you need to do! And with that peoples I leave you with the one and only word for the day- "LUDA" peace-love-and joy callie |
