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Saturday, March 31, 2007
New MeMe Challenge:Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle? I sure have...It was on a hot evening one night and the windows were all Errrrrr...yes...yes I have. *smiles
What’s something you MUST do before you die? Try and Make ammends to anyone I have hurt along the way. Just call me EARL....but without winning the lottery mind you.
What’s one thing you will not eat? I do not eat people, innerds (organ meats) and things that might sliver off my plate once the de-icing process has finished.
When is the last time you went out of state? About 2 weeks ago.. I went to Mexico. Vive Mexico!
Who was your last received call? My brother
Have you ever drank milk out of a carton? umm does elementary school count?
Can you hula hoop?I sure can. Even around my neck! Recognize people
Have you ever crawled through a window?Yep
Was today better than yesterday? Today is going to be better.. I am going to the movies
Is anybody getting on your nerves? Not so much as on my nerves.. But I am bothered by someone yes.
Do you talk to yourself? Yes..."We have quite a logical way of expression, she rubs the lotion on her skin and places it in the basket."
Who’s on speed dial 5? Wow...do they still do speed dial???
Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot? nope The finger perhaps..but not faces.
What time is it? 2:41 pm
What are you looking forward to? A possible reconcilliation- if anything a peace of mind.
Do you watch Family Guy regularly? Nope...
What does your last outbox text say? Dialogue Requested Please
Are you wearing socks? Nope. I am completely nude as I just stepped out of the shower. I like to air dry.
Have you ever been on a cruise? I sure have... 3 times.. Working on number 4
Have you ever gone scuba diving? sure have- but prefer snorkeling
What’s your favorite smell? A certain mans skin- and yeah I like the smell of gas.. I dont know why. Must stem from the days of huffing.
Have you ever been on a rollercoaster? Yep - LUVRE THEM
What do you do all the time when you’re driving? I sing or look at scenery
Do you trust people easily? I used to...but now.. I am afraid to
Could you handle being in the military? I sure can. Thinking about doing guard... still....
What was your last purchase? Six pack of socks and flip flops for my childs trip to Grandmas.
Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?Actually I have – and they still have tags on them.
Do you have a pet? nope
If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? I wont answer this. It's an easy guess
Last person who made you cry? Another I will let you guess this one.
Are you someone’s best friend? yes....
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Friday, March 30, 2007
I am sweating lightly.. My heart rate is up.. We have been at this for 20 minutes now. I am somewhat out of breathe. I am not totally focused...I am not really all here..... And yet he knows this I am sure.....
"Are you ready for round 2?" he asks me... I smile and say yes and tie my hair up....
"Come" he announces to me.
He places his arm around my waist as I take hold of his shoulders... Broad, lean...I look into his eyes and take a deep breath. I hear nothing but his heart beat, and my heartbeat..It starts to slow as I bring myself to his level..His world... I lean my head to the side and rest it on his shoulder as our hands entwine...My left leg gently raises and strokes his left leg and then it happens.....
Our hips start to gyrate together in unison..My feet are no longer my feet, but in unison with my partners. We scale the dance floor to the pulsing rhythms....The heat rises as we dance as one...not as two separate entities... "Yessssss" he whispers as he traces my skin with his fingers. I smile as I agree by my flirtatious hand gestures...... And then the climax...The crescendo...The music is now at it's high and we are now more in synch matching its flows, it's pace. As quickly as it started, it has now ended as we stare at ourselves through wall covered mirrors.... I am tired....but can comprehend what he was saying now....
"You know, for you to not have had lessons but a few times- you are very quick to learn and have a high passion and drive to dance Latin dance..I think this is something you should consider for our class exhibition in the summer. "
I don't say anything as I am now sitting drinking water.... "I don't know Fabrito. I haven't given that any thought..."
"Well, you should....It would be fun! and your good... With a little more technique and concentration, I think you can be a great dancer." "But, whatever is going on in your mind tonight you need to leave it out on your next session, it interferes with the other partners movements and his direction of you. It is to be unison..Flowing yes?"
I sighed. "Yes...I understand and will do better next time I promise." I smiled... "Bravo!" he exclaimed... I shall see you on Saturday then yes?"
"yes......I will see you on Saturday."
I left the studio in a slow motion...and yet excited... "Summer exhibition eh?" I mumbled to myself.... Why the hell not? What do I have to lose?
and then the word Fabrito spoke replayed itself in my mind over and over again....for reasons only I know.....
"Come......"
and I smiled.....
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007
FOR YOU:
"I never wavered, and I won't let go. You are not alone."
"I never wavered, and I won't let go. You are not alone."
I am there.
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Spring Time Has Never Been More Beautiful Than a Visit to Ottawa,Canada during the Tulip Festivals in May. Tulips by the way are my favorite flowers.
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007
People- My Hormones are OUT of control...Forgive the occasional up and down.... That time of the month, and working out for 2 hours a day at the gym on capsuled crack is not helping... I am tired of working out, I am horny,(which by the way why is it women get like that during a cycle???) and I am missing Hawaii and the people from the job have not called me back, I did my kids science homework for his class and we got an A..It was a cool home made volcano. I used an oil filter, cut that bitch in half, turned it upside down on a flat piece of cardboard, covered it in aluminum foil and spray painted it gold, covered it in leaves and shrubs *something like from Close Encounters* don't hate- and then after the glorious art was done, I stuck a coke bottle under it some how, filled it with water, and red food coloring, added some alka seltzer and voila! I rawked people.....Ok...I sent a note telling the teacher I assisted. So I cheated..sue me... Damn..I need midol...pamprin...a hammer......
help
a
sister
out
Please say you forgive me..And share the LOVE....
callie
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At any rate- Saturday I was driving along the interstate minding my own bizz when all of a sudden my truck jerks...Ok... I proceed off of the interstate ramp like a good driver I am and go slower to try and trigger the episode again... Once more my little poo bear of a truck starts to dry heave again. Oh Hell No! I just had a rebuilt engine put in my truck, I know it is not the Trans- gotta be a sensor. So- I get on the phone and I call my mechanic Johnny.. he tells me "Come on- bring the truck while I am slow"..And I do... I get there and sweet Mary- there he is with a new group of guys to assist him around the shop. This is where I just want to practice my sweet Jackie Chan moves....
As I am leaning into the hood of my truck with Johnny telling him my suspicions, and he agrees *because I do have some skillz people* one of his friends comes over to me....Not a Hello...Not an excuse me...But an abrupt-
"You single?"- "You got boyfriend?" "You want a boyfriend?" "I can be." Screw you rainman. First of all speak in complete terms and sentences so I can understand you, because right now, I am afraid I cannot speak bull shit. After deflating his ego I proceed to assist johnny by holding wires when Niian walks by...Niian is from Honduras I later find out...Niian decides to ask my age....
"I am too old for you dear"
No no he tells me...How old?? I say...37.. He says...not old..I am 38.... Sure...Excuse me, but do I *look* as if I fell off a turnip truck this morning? According to your height and the peach fuzz gathering on your upper lip, your around 16 I tell him...He blushes and says 17..Yeah.....go back to picking up high school girls my friend. And THEN Niians brother Jorge walks by...He decides to give it a go... By this time, I have been there an hour or so- it is hot, I am dressed in a summer dress thinking I was going somewhere fantastic for a me day- only to be stuck at a mechanic shop....I am not in the best of moods with all of the come on's....Lame ones at that....
So Jorge, comes over as I am sitting down waiting for Johnny to pick up a part that I need.
"What your name?" I give him my name... "How old are you?" I ask him, how old do you think? "25"....Nope... Guess again... "22." by this time Niian tells him my age and he looks at me and says- "Wow! you look young.. like young girl!"...... I simply say thanks... He then goes to the original duo questions... "You got boyfriend? You like Spanish men? I like you baby.." Now this is where my nastiness kicks in... "I don't like men...I only date women." Now if you could have seen their faces you would have thought perhaps I ordered and drank the last beer in the world! They looked crushed...All but Niian, who tried to persuade me to like him and leave *my girlfriend* alone.
By a few hours into the shop of horrors I am not a desirable woman to be around..There was only so much more I could take with being questioned about my relationships, my sexuality, and the vulture like leers. I mean...don't get me wrong. All Woman and I am sure some of you men, get that neato tingly head lifting action when someone thinks your cute, or attractive, thing of that nature...but damn can we at least get hit on by men that are dressed accordingly and not belly flopping all over the place? Can we at least get someone that has majority of their teeth and not smell as if they fell in a vat of pickled eggs or something? Can we at least get hit on by men that have a basic comprehension of approaching women, and carrying on a discussion versus the ones that grab their penises as they gangsta roll up to you, speaking in the language of Dr. Seuss.."Yo...What up?" thats as bad as me replying and responding by grabbing my right or lift tit and saying' Nuttin'.....
Give me a break...better yet....Give me a beer....I am in need of one after rehashing this fiasco.
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Monday, March 26, 2007
IZ- you are missed dearly. Your angelic voice still makes me sing ...E' Ala E'....
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And for your information- Don't send me emails or comment about "O-how can you put your child in such situations?" First of all I do not put my child in emergencies- those come up. I am very responsible when it comes to him. I just get shit dumped from people dropping the ball when I need something done then- not 3 weeks later... Like dealing with Department of Motor Vehicles and Transportation. Recognize! *smiles*
You see, my son and I had just come from grocery shopping, when all of a sudden the Big Wolf came lurking out of no where! Well actually, he didn't come lurking, the bastard just humped my ass for a few blocks before turning on the seizure apparatus of the blue and white lights. "Mom?" "Why is the po-po pulling you over?"
"Well, because of my tags...they are expired by umm 3 weeks....But, you know the drill right?"
"Yes Ma'am....If you go to jail, call Uncle Buddy (my brother), Aunt Debby (my aunt) or Susan (friend from church.) Also, you have a friend that is a bail man, the card is in your wallet."
"Cool deal!" So.......Officer friendly walks up to my window and smiles. I smile back...
"Ma'am, good evening...I pulled you over because your tag expired on the 3rd." "Yes Sir, I know. and I cannot renew it until tomorrow." "May I get your drivers license please?" "Yes Sir. May I grab my purse from the back to get it?" "Yes Ma'am you may." (Now, I know you may think it strange that I ask- but hear me people and hear me close! Always inform an officer of the law when your pulled over what you are planning on doing ahead of time. That way- they will not think you are retrieving a piece of artillery to blow them up or something.)
Ok so I hand Mr. friendly my license...... He runs it through the system to make sure I am not on Americas Most Wanted and brings it back to me. "Ma'am, I am going to let you go with a verbal warning, but please try and get it before April before anyone else stops you for it overlapping into the next month. Have a great evening." (Technically, a police officer can make or break your day depending on the mood and your attitude. I legally had a month until my current insurance ran out after informing them I was scouting for a lower rate- I also had been awaiting my tag renewal documents to come via mail- which never arrived because they sent it to an old address. All of this I find out right after coming back from Mexico.)
Homeward bound we go!!.... Did I fail to mention that in the interim of officer friendly scanning my license, that my license was suspended as of Friday of last week? Even though I called way in advance to get it rectified- I never heard anything back I guess they resolved the screw up and didn't feel like apologizing.... so.......Yeah.......teach your kids the lifesaving basics people!
Either that or don't go on vacation.
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*Thank you*.. You and your wife have been wonderful prayer partners and friends. I just wanted to share a small token of my appreciation to you both for that....And so....since I really do not have the words, and since you are such the lyrical king Pete...Here you go! Have a great vacation.
BREAK AWAY
Kelly Clarkson
Grew up in a small town
And when the rain would fall down
I'd just stare out my window
Dreaming of what could be
And if I'd end up happy
I would pray (I would pray)
Trying hard to reach out
But when I tried to speak out
Felt like no one could hear me
Wanted to belong here
But something felt so wrong here
So I prayed I could break away
[Chorus:] I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly
I'll do what it takes til' I touch the sky
And I'll make a wish
Take a chance
Make a change
And breakaway
Out of the darkness and into the sun
But I won't forget all the ones that I love
I'll take a risk
Take a chance
Make a change
And breakaway
Wanna feel the warm breeze
Sleep under a palm tree
Feel the rush of the ocean
Get onboard a fast train
Travel on a jet plane, far away (I will) And breakaway
Buildings with a hundred floors
Swinging around revolving doors
Maybe I don't know where they'll take me but
Gotta keep moving on, moving on
Fly away, breakaway
I'll spread my wings
And I'll learn how to fly
Though it's not easy to tell (them) you goodbye
I gotta take a risk
Take a chance
Make a change
And breakaway
Out of the darkness and into the sun
But I won't forget the place I come from
I gotta take a risk
Take a chance
Make a change
And breakaway, breakaway, breakaway
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Sunday, March 25, 2007
Who am I really? That is the question that I will answer....It seems to be the time now...I am writing this post from a deep inner me, a post that I really do not care if it gets read or not...But, it is my release from something that I have been keeping to myself....Do you know the real reason of why I stopped writing? Because I didn't know how so it seemed... Yes I too grow in phases of the occasional writers block.. And even though majority I would say 95% of the things I write are true, there was still something missing- that prevented me from really bringing my emotions to the forefront... That and those emotions are basically what some of you feel... Pain, aggravation, happiness ,joy ,love.....There were many times that all I wanted to do was write about the joy that I had been feeling with ZHP. There were times we discussed this and I always told him that feeling the way I did, I wanted to just shout, and bust because I was so happy..And yet there was a part of me, that felt I still had to keep you all entertained...that no one was really interested in that and other parts of me..... it also felt very strange to me to return from my vacation with ZHP and then to start writing again.....It was awkward in a way- because I met someone that *knew* me...I was no longer behind a screen...and coming back home- it was as if- "Ok........what do I write about? because the only thing that matters in this moment was how I was truly feeling which at that time, was love...."
Who am I ?......Some of you may have conjured up an image in your minds, of some woman who is perhaps a model, a woman of exquisite tastes and such a voyeur at times.... When in fact I am not better than anyone else...I never tried to be...Callie is a personae of a me.......She is just a little braver at times... I am truly an extension of that personae with other ingredients tied in the middle.... I cry when I am frustrated and hurt and feel I cannot do anything, or when I feel someone is being out right rude to me.....I pray alot when others let me down and even when they don't. I am not a radical Christian, but I am a Christian...It does not make me better than *anyone*...it just means to me, I have a personal relationship with God, and I try each day to be a little more kinder and observant to others needs instead of my own....
I am a woman who likes simplicity....I do not need nor do I require a mansion, a few nice cars...My joy is my beat up truck- my small but clean apartment....My joy is being able to come home and have my son ask me how my day was and if he can help me cook....... I am also hell on wheels in things that matter to me....I do not mind raising a voice for issues that I think I can help change, nor do I mind allowing someone to voice theirs..I also hate when people lie to me, or when they are too weak to tell me how they feel about things, and expect me to know... I do not mind doing for others when in need, or even when they are not...To some, these parts of me can be a nuisance to others...To me, it just makes me extra special and I try and uphold the saying of "When I am blessed- you too are Blessed".
I will also admit to you all that I am weak and have weaknesses..... As I discovered, and I still have yet understood it- While in Mexico strolling-Z had asked me to get coffee for him....gave me the money and told me to just do it....I freaked the hell out....I was terrified as I went to the counter, and in broken Spanish ordered coffee.....Of course it did not turn out the way I wished...The experience that is..I felt that I was being picked on because they laughed at me....I was only trying to make Z happy........unfortunately, it made me feel horrible.....Perhaps it was because my thought or perception was I was being heckled at someone Else's expense....Perhaps it was because I had someone else direct me out of my comfort zone before I was ready.....And yet, this is who I am.....
I am not strong in all things...I have weaknesses, I have bad days and good days.....I am human........and yet- I am funny- or try to be...I have a great spirit in doing for others and not expecting anything in return....as long as *I* know that I made you smile.... I am a great listener,Mother, friend and God....I am such a devoted lover.......When I make a commitment to someone, I give it my all and then some......I am.....a great woman...regardless if those whose path I have come across cannot see it....I do know one thing, people that are in my life, may not realize at that moment or time, just how wonderful I am, but later on they will and do....
So......this is Callie....This is *me*.......... This....is who I am....
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Saturday, March 24, 2007
Forget the Tequilla, Just Shut Up and Dance!
I have my outfit prepared, my high-heels ready, this night is mine.
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Friday, March 23, 2007
-Morning Thought-
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5 Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!
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Thursday, March 22, 2007
Dear,
Sen. John Edwards:
Sen. John Edwards:
Your race has just begun with the adversity of the news of your lovely wife's cancer returning, not only returning but in a place that doctors say cannot be curable. I disagree. I believe that prayer changes everything. I believe that this a mission to try your patience, endurance, and to most importantly show a much needed direction for all of us Americans to see change in a troubled nation.
Keep the faith Senator.
For-You, your family and for a Nation that needs guidance.
After all- isn't it you that says-
"Tomorrow Begins Today"?
Warmest Regards,
a voter.
Edit Add In- "WOOHOO! Mahalo nui loa Sen. Inouye for your putting pressure on Bush to get our troops out by spring!!! A-LoooooooooHa!!!
statement- "I think the only way we can succeed in Iraq is by fundamentally changing the dynamic," said Sen. Daniel Inouye (news, bio, voting record), D-Hawaii, who chairs the subcommittee that oversees military funding.
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I find it amusing and CLASSIC of thoughts that come into a childs mind at times..Especially my own sons mind.... allow me to enlighten you.
"Mom- if I knew I was going to die in 10hours and 36 seconds, I would spend that time eating as many Little Debbie oatmeal pies as possible, enough to throw up.. "(This while watching Deep Impact)
"Mom! your favorite movie is on!!! Hurry with the popcorn!!"
Me- "What movie?"
"We're gonna need a bigger boat!" (Jaws...this was on movie and junkfood night)
Mom- is it true that Prince is a girl?
Mom- what is Xstacy? (drug form not orgasmic natural form mind you.)
Mom- what is steroids?
Mom- is it true that it will make your ding dong dissappear?
Mom, we need to go to 6flags this year and ride Goliath, but don't forget to take off your flip flops again before we get on so they dont fly off like the ones at Universal Studios.
Mom- what is anorexic?
Mom- what is Bulemia?
Why would someone be so stupid to throw up good food? (mind you I had to clinically define these terms and inform him that people that are ill are not stupid.)
And this morning-
"Wow Mom, you look great! Are you going on a date instead of work?"
Needless to say- my mind is always being challenged by my 11 soon to be 12 year old. God Bless America.
*winks
callie
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Sunday, March 18, 2007
Hey All-
Ok short and sweet...I am taking a much needed break for myself from blogging for a bit...I cannot put a time table on it- but I do hope that from my perspective that you all can relate, or understand......
It is nothing *bad* or anything like that- I just *have* to do this for me......
I will be checking in on you all- so I better read some cool stuff! *laughs* Other than that- please feel free to leave me a comment whenever you pass through, and I will respond from time to time....
Blessings to you all- much love and peace.
yours, callie
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Saturday, March 17, 2007
I Travel.....I dont waste my time on buying thousands of shoes, or purses..I instead would rather travel. And CHECK IT PEOPLE! Momma has already started her deposit and this will be a fantastic way for me to start off the New Year for 2008!
That's right! Bora Bora....I figured, well hell if I keep putting it off I will never go..So- In my drunken state of mind I flipped a cup of chicken bones and it said "Go!" "Have Fun" "Get Buck Wild".....So I agreed....*laughs*
Comes included- over water bungalow which is sweeet because I plan on doing some night time skinny dippin in the moon light..
My food... which by the way will be an awesome treat because breakfast will arrive by canoe.
And of course the Hellistic flight...Ok...it will be a long ass flight- but worth it don't you agree???
I mean...instead of diamonds being this girls best friend, I could not think of anything more elegant than to know that in months I will be on a flight- to a destination like this...Especially one that was in my dreams for a long time.....
*Erwin and J... I know I was to come visit with you guys this summer, but I need to postpone that for now...We will hook up ok??? no worries..... *
Happy St. Patricks Day to those of you that are celebrating it!
Have a wonderful weekend.
callie
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Wednesday, March 07, 2007
I had to dig back through this archive- as I think it is suitable for WOMEN today..For those new readers this is a post I did in the day entitled WHAT A GIRL WANTS-WHAT A GIRL NEEDS...It seems that *now* alot of men are asking questions and wanting to know what woman want and need...Of course I edited some things- but it is basically the same theme. Enjoy-callie
Women today have become dependent on themselves...not because we have to- but because men have forgotton how to Give us what we want and need........ We are complex creatures...I feed off of men that can *Mentally* stimulate me.....because of my complexity I get bored easily and in that it can be a challenge for some men..and I am perhaps guilty of scaring men off because of that..... Women today *want* that stimulation.....We want, and need to feel we are wanted and needed..that excitement, that thrill...And damn if we are going to settle down relationship wise, we expect that along with certain things.. I heard a therapist at a womens conference say- "When investing in a relationship, you should treat it as you would a life insurance policy- for would you half heartedly invest in a life insurance policy that will not cover all the things you need?
There are some that believe a man should take care of them from financially to spiritually.....Some men see that as a gold digger, but the issue is deeper than that..We want an assurance that a man *the* man in our lives will do what needs to be done as a provider- a leader.... Make sure the electricity stays on, make sure there is food to eat, roll up your sleeves once in a while and help around the house- things of that nature..For alot of us, it isn't about the jewelry or the "what you can do for me" attitude... it is about what you provide and do for yours to ensure that you are a Man as a whole.......Some Men today- have forgotton what PASSION is.....
Men- THAT is what we want! We want to be captivated in our minds- and once that step is taken watch out!
You can be ugly as sin, blindfold a woman and come up to her and whisper in her ear, take her to a different place in her mind, you dont even need to touch her..You can tell by her breathing, her sighs what she likes, what scares her...Where have those men gone???? I think now, I am kind of getting mad because- what has happened now or what is going on now- for men to not be men anymore???? Where are the men that can do this???? and more so want to??? Whatever happened to stimulating a womans mind by writing her a story or sending her a poem? I am an artistic woman and I am a story, poetry reading literature freak..
Men- this is what a Girl Wants, what a Girl needs...and once you can captivate her mind, the possibilites are endless.....Men, come back around to finding joy again in the way a woman smiles and looks at you, or comforts you when your beer buddies can't........ That kind of Passion and joy, only comes around few times in your lives.....other than that- we all are just hoplessly lost.....
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Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Not alot going on people- so I figured I would at least do some recaps on things- introduce a few new things, and heck- just call todays post a chex mix post...1. UPDATE- My friend- and dance teacher just got back from her wedding in Brazil, and I just want to tell you all- Cinderfreakinrella had nothing on her.. Stunning People! Absolutely story book stunning. I am hoping she allows me to post one photo- other than that picture a Cinderella wedding in sunny Brazil!
2. THAT GUY- I miss my friend. As you can see he has not posted since he got back home from The Middle East. Although I feel he still lurkes about to check in on me from time to time just to make sure I have not gone off the deep end.
3. Mr. Man neighbor-Spy-Peeping Tom- Yes! He has still been rolling up on me peoples..Each day he is greeting me hello as I pull in- but now it gets even better. I leave my place for work around 7:15 am- how about he has his front door open each morning now, just to run out and yell GoodMorning! Needless to say I reply but I am kinda at a loss for words.
4. CarniTown- I drove by on Sunday and saw them *still* putting up the 5 rides they have in the parking lot. What the hell people! Get a move on! I am so ready for cotton candy and candy apples!!!
5. True Wife Confessions- Each time I read the confessions I am left with a headache... I am saddened, and baffled and just plain tired when reading confessions of wives....
6. WeightLoss- I lost in the last week 3 pounds and I am afraid I am just plain damn worn out. *laughs* I feel as if I am pushing myself too hard- *well actually when I started contemplating last night- of rubbing myself down in Preparation H and sealing myself up in saran wrap- I kinda knew and recognized that my cheese was missing from the cracker.* So- I will just relax for a week or two. Amen
7. World Womens Day is tomorrow... I am debating on what to post for that special event, or if I should just enroll in a womanly program by watching womanly sappy movies.
8. WalMart Fanatic- although Wally World has some issues within the corporate sectors, I so dig the new George Line for women, Vaserrette Collection, AND they have some cutey tshirts that I am so snaggin.
9. I hit a squirrel this morning. It jumped in front of me and just stood there trying to decide which way to bolt. Well, send my regards to broadway Mr. Squirrel because now your dead. I looked in my rearview mirror and he was flatter than a pancake- but his tail was still bushy and sticking straight up in the sky like Alfalfas hair.
And number 10. I will be on vacation starting Thursday.....For those of you that have been keeping up with my blog you know *where*....For those that are new and have no idea- you will catch up....And just for those that are being nosey.... I leave you with this...
*I plan on kissing, but not telling.*
-winks
love. me. people.
callie
callie rocked you at11:29 AM
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Monday, March 05, 2007
People-I know, you all probably thought I was out of it since it was my birthday and all... In all actuality I was home by 10:30pm and in the bed by 11... I was already tired from being up since 4am that morning to drive and see my Aunt about some things who had a date at 8am to see Jesus.... So I had to adjust. I must admit, my drive to my aunts at that time was awesome because around 5:30ish or so the sun broke through slightly on the clouds and sunrise has always been something magical to me. It is after all a new promise.
I got back home later that morning and copped a squat and watched a few movies that I had not seen in a while-
1. Kung-Fu-Hustle! I can do the Axe gang dance- I kid you not! I rawk people.
2. 16 Candles- Lurve It. I laugh- "Long Duck Dong Style" people.
3. Rambo Part 2- Who doesn't like a little slurred lip Rambo from time to time..."Rambo-you not expendable"
4. and I topped it off by - The Cave and none other than- Napolean Dynamite! "Lawfonda, is the best thing that has ever happened to me." *laughs* CLASSIC
All in all my birthday was simple and quiet. I liked it, and appreciated all of the nice comments. I did use my birthday gifts to go shopping..I kind of hate shopping...I mean, especially if it is clothes...lingerie.....The women in the shops of these mature levels piss me the hell off... They just make a woman feel like...I don't know..They have all of these high school girls that are just starting puberty, so what makes you think they know what to assist you with. Example- and you *know* I have an example-
I went into one store and was fidgeting through the panty selection..First of all may I just throw out to you freakin makers of panties, the shit you sell at 4.00 is not worth it..I can create a wardrobe of panties using dental floss and clear saran wrap myself and market that at the fraction of what you are charging...Second of all, not *everyone* wants something that flosses the ass...We do enjoy to lead men into some type of imagination. It's called- "Creativity and Foreplay*....... Anyways little Ms. Cathy Sunshine comes up to me all bubbly smacking hubba bubba bubble gum and tells me ALL about the panty specials and asks what I am looking for...
"Something that is a whole piece and not just a fingernail?" was my reply..She laughed...thought that was funny...
"I think this would look GREAT on you" as she held up something that resembled a triangle napkin......
"Ahhhh- thank you but I am more interested in garters and perhaps more of a panty." To make it short, Ms. Sunshine picked out everything but what I was asking about..And then it dawned on her to ask me- "I am sorry, but, can you describe what a garter is? Is it one of those things you catch at a wedding?"
Next!!!!!!!! So needless to say- I did find something, but damn it I hate shopping. I am great with the basics of shopping you know? Put me in my favorite Whole Foods Store, and I am there! I can go through a bank account in a serious mode and would relish in it...
I was going to post photos of the dinner- however due to the psycho that gets off on calling me names and can't sign his own name- I digress...Therefore, just use your imagination, and when you do- do not picture me in dental floss underware- that my friend is so not cool.
callie
callie rocked you at3:37 PM
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Saturday, March 03, 2007
I must admit I was relenting this day... It was a day that I turned another year older! And of course for women we start to think and track of what is sagging, what is falling....Should we dye our hair??? For men, perhaps it is more subtle, like- Oh well, another year older, I am buying a sports car....*laughs*And then I woke up this morning, and I started to think...I mean really think.....Look at how far I have come.......
I am 37- never been arrested or in jail
I have never been kicked out of school
I have never been so down and out that I lost so much hope that I ended up on the streets....
I have on the other hand had experiences that have changed my life, some good and some bad....I call it *Times of Development*
And then there are those things that I do not take for granted...And yeah- this is where I have to grab the tissue......
I have *never* been in love, or loved a man....Until- ZHP..... I have been honored and blessed to share a special bond with someone that has and carries a passion and zest that just attracts me to him like honey to a bear...or is it- bears to honey? Either way- they like it..ALOT....*smiles* *Z- you have listened to me laugh, and cry...We have had up's and downs, but we are fighters for love yes? How beautiful it was to share my birthday moment at exactly midnight with you???? singing to me at that???? I do not have the words.....I am simply touched..... and I love you...truly, madly, deeply.....*
And then there is a wonderful boy who volunteered to make breakfast for me this morning....Cheerios or peanutbutter and banana sandwich. And his little kisses on my cheek....Who would have ever thought, that I would live to have such a wonderful son?
And then there is YOU....Yes...all of YOU.......Who would have ever thought, that across a pc screen, through the miles and across the world, that I would meet or get to know such wonderful people as yourselves? You are like a family to me....And waking up and seeing your well wishes, well......I am speechless...I am grateful...I am touched......
Thank you for sharing this day with me...Thank you for coming to read my weirdness each day...Thank you for being an additional shoulder to lean on, a smile to share with.......Thank you from the bottom of my heart for all you do.....It does not go unnoticed...Ever.......
I love you all, I pray for you all....And yes, I am looking for another job to help support my travel habits so I can visit all of you at least once....... *ZHP we have alot of travelling to do* smiles...
Thank you again my friends, my family, my Love......
always yours-
callie
callie rocked you at10:02 AM
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Friday, March 02, 2007
MY DEAREST FANCY-
Thank you for your birthday wishes and the art piece.....And to you my dear friend, my sister across the miles- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
I wish you-
Love
peace
Joy
happiness
And all that you dream for and of.... Don't stop dreaming, Don't stop loving....Your a true flower of radiance and beauty!
callie
callie rocked you at7:12 PM
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I would have so loved to have been a pirate people. I would have been a sweeeet kick ass female pirate. I am all about it.... I *finally* saw the second installment of Pirates Of The Caribbean with none other than sweeeet ass Johnny Depp. He has come a long way since 21 Jump Street I gotta tell ya. Any ways- See- of course I would have to be the leader of the pirate committee, and I would want only women to be a part of the runnin crew, and of course, we would steal from the rich and give to the poor Robin Hood Style but with better tights. *winks*
I would be decked in the coolest thigh- high hooker boots and the sexiest of bustiers and corsets.. "Arrrrgggghhhh" oh...and then I would demand that my pirate co-sisters learn the art of being a sultry swashbuckling bitch! We would carve our initials into everything...You know? Ya gotta leave your mark. Let's the other peeps know that we are in charge. Recognize!
And of course the men....The men would have to respect us freedom fighters as well as sensual creatures...Oh believe that...And of course, moi would have to surrender the bad ass Pirateness to her beloved..After all- he is the one that would assist her on that path to adventure of liberation. *perhaps in more ways than one- winks*
Yes....Arrrrgh Pirate life would be for me.. And yes, Johnny Depp would have to partner up with us at some point or time, and a Sweeeet Pirate such as myself, better get a bottle of rum as tribute! *whispers- Coconut flavored please???* I would relish in the thought of making those people that make me ill with their whiney ways- walk a bitches plank- or join the team...I would be kind and compassionate enough to have them do some type of work, to improve their mannerism skills and etiquette.
So.....As I blow out my 1 candle on my flan tomorrow, I will wish to be a Piratess...*laughs* *go ahead- laugh yer asses off mateys! I may not be a Piratess on the high seas- but yer better believe yer sweet booteys that a Pirate such as this jewel be doin a bit er role playin in der future arrrrggggh.*
I soooooooo rawk!
callie rocked you at9:45 AM
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Thursday, March 01, 2007
I try and laugh at something amusing all of the time. I think- it truly can be contagious. And I have learned especially to laugh at myself..... However, once again I was suckered into watching something new on TV with my kid, and I admit, I have a warped sense of humor at times... I mean- I am a self confessing psycho of some sorts.A few days ago my son asks me as I am making dinner- "Mom wanna watch a show with me?"
Surrrrrre.....As long as it was not that *Jack Ass show* I was there- like sauce! *By the way- that JackAss Show- is not allowed in my home.*
I sat down next to my son and found myself laughing hysterically at this cartoon on Cartoon Network...... FUNNY STUFF and yes dear people- click on the freakin bold text! Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends People!
It RAWKS my SOX! and of course- my favorite character "CHEESE"
I just cannot get enough of him. Before I realized it I was wiping tears from my eyes from laughing. And yes, to you it may seem like such a dumb cartoon- but damn it- I think it rawks and that's what matters, and this is my blog, so whateverz.... *laughs* Anyways- I had no idea that I was not the only adult that loved this show and CHEESE...Example you ask? The conversation with my brother and the 5 thousand something fan membership that are mainly adults- anyways- the conversation with my brother.....
Him- Hey
Me- Hey
Him- When is your birthday again? *and yes, it is customary for my family- immediate family to ask because they all forgot including my husband at the time 2 years ago*
Me- It's Saturday. I am having a little dinner thingy if you want to come?
Him- I don't know, I will see....What do you want for your birthday?
Me- Well, I don't know if you watch this show, but I am sure you can find it somehow, but I would love to have a tshirt, or maybe some stationary and stuff of a character from the show Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends- my favorite is Cheese.
*laughter from his end......much laughter from his end*
Him- Girl that is Old School! Your late!
Me- What do you mean Old School?
Him- Your ass is getting old because I have that collection! I watch that show all of the time!
Me- Oh! Cool....then you shouldn't have a problem finding something for me then since you asked.
Him- Yeah- alright- I'll holla. Later
Me- alright- later
I won't be seeing that gift till Christmas people.....at any rate- Laughter people...Take time out to freakin laugh.......Allow me to offer some corny tv watching to help assist.....
If you can get your hands on it- Dave Chappelle Show- with the episode of Eddie Murphys' brother describing his basketball game with Prince and The Revolution and those Pancakes...CLASSIC!!!! *Blouses win bitches* laughs
Tommy Boy- CLASSIC- The deer in the car- and of course the song of songs- "Fat Guy in a little Coat"
Friday- I can never...ever...ever ever ever get tired of this one.
Jimmy Neutron- *laughs* Those kids allow that boy to talk them into anything.
And the list goes on........and on and on.........It takes more face muscles to frown, than it does to laugh...Imagine that concept. *winks
By The Way- I am already starting my Birthday celebration! I am soooooooooooo grabbing a mojito on Saturday....or two...or three..... *laughs*
callie