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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 Vote!Regardless if the person you vote for doesn't win- vote! Too many people give excuses. And yet take a moment to understand truly that people around the world are literally "dying" for an opportunity to vote. YOU have that honor, so use it. People have died to give you that gift of choice. VOTE. Why? Because you are important. Our Country is important...VOTE. Ok...off my soapbox now back to things that may not be so important. When I get a chance I am going to have to tell you about the frekin dilemma going on in my world. U gotta admit though. I always have some interesting shit go on. I lurve mah life. "Hey you! I KNOW your still reading me. Can you humor me and at least blow me a kiss or sumethin?" just to let me know you still adore me in some quirky kinda way. Christmas is soon upon us. Send lurve this way ya'll...I am so starved for a date, I am goin blambo people...As diva told me recently, "I need a hug"...yeah...I do.... Ohhhhhhhhhhhh foshizzle, you all are gonna just die when I tell you about my neighbors and the trailor trash ordeal. Keep this in mind- 3 of them trailor trash stepsisters people. Not one- but 3. Yeah, and I am about to slap someone hard. Ok..I have to go for now, I am moonlighting at work to h0lla at ya'll for a moment. peace- callie callie rocked you at5:23 PM 8 Comments: 
Wednesday, October 22, 2008 I am beginning to see it. My eyes are kinda puffier. Time for me to really go for the full 24 glasses of water a day vs. the 8 to 16. Reminder- try the hemorroid cream crap for eye puffiness.My hair is beginning to thin around the edges....Reminder- Send an email to the doctor in Colombia that I saw on Animal Planet last night. He has a cow that comes into his shop that licks peoples heads to stimulate hair follicles. It apparently works claims the guy with no teeth but found himself sexier with hair growth. riddle me that. My boobs are sagging some...Reminder- Grannie bras....At least one of those will keep me upright and curvy so saith Jane Russell the old time bra lady. Hot Flashes or either severe horniness? Reminder- invest in a good vibrator and or a once in a moment type of guy that can travel..............ummmmmm........scratch that. I need to consult with a Doctor that can explain to me why I feel like a cat in heat around the same time of month. My eyes are blurring....I swore I thought my shoes were tennis shoes....Only difference was one was white and the other cream colored. I will also attest that I really thought my sweater matched the black pants, until I got into sunlight and saw that the pants were dark green...Yeah....an orange sweater and dark green pants- I was the freakin great pumpkin charlie brown! I am feelin a little like Mary Ingalls ya'll..... Fatigue....This may be because my stress levels are high. Did I tell you all I moved?? DAZD would be proud of me. After the dilemma with my current apartment complex I found a house- duplex for rent. In one days time I moved my shit in and just broke my lease. They were really making it hard for me to keep up with them with little to no help. Now I am in a cute house with a huge kitchen that I can do loads of baking in, as well as a GINORMOUS yard in which I am hoping someone will teach me how to start a small basic garden for spring...ya know...peppers and tomatoes, and stuff like that. What else can I say about getting old? It suckeths muchly....I just wanna maintain some sexiness....Is that too much to ask? -me callie rocked you at2:00 PM 4 Comments:
Thursday, October 16, 2008
O Mah Guuudness! O Mah Guuuudness! Where do I start yo? Ok ok- Here I go...First I wanna thank all my crazy fans that come by and spread the lurve like honey on skin. Sticky sweet you all are. muuuwahhhh... And then- then I wanna thank all those men that wanna be my babys daddy but aint goin too cause I got class. Werd to ya mutha, and my mutha and so on.... Then I wanna thank my Hawaiian Sistah Pele for jus carin enough to give me such a sweeeeet prize cuz momma was pissed losing at the lottery depot, and they wouldn't give me a refund on my scratch off tickets. bastards... And then I wanna thank all the haterz out there that send me hate mail, i dont like you mail, all that jazz- cuz without you, I wouldnt have shit to write about. Werd to YO muthas......... And then I wanna thank all the men that hit on me by visiting my blog that really didnt amount to shit when we met. I wrote about yall too! Werd to yo Muthas! And last but not least- all mah girls that think I am kool because I put it out there. I enjoy being your mouths and thoughts about things that pressure us. You all RAWK! Thank you *waves* thank you*sniffles* And now- I wanna pass on my Nominee Award thingy to the following: *Blither* *DAZD* *Slick* *Dixie* Well damn jus all ya'll! So please, take the award thingy and know it's from me. Sorry but I enjoy all your reads so I can't be choicey. callie rocked you at5:56 PM 2 Comments:
Thursday, October 09, 2008 My job is still kickin my arseI did taste the pig lips and nearly vomitted which did not make a cute photo op. Sorry but I wanted to spare the details. Mr. Antonio Banderas and I seem to enjoy each others company, but I am not swooning over him. It just doesnt click. OR that can be me and my thought process of dating and how much I loathe it. Ms. Jerry Springer packed her shit and hauled ass back to Alabammy. I reckon when she finds another man to take care of her she will hang with him for a while and then will find her way back to Atlanta to start season two of her drama. I am in DIRE NEED of a vacation. Like a crack head to crack. Seriously. I am dying my hair.....get this...JET BLACK....Something else to go along with my belly button piercing. Ohhhhhhhhhhh did I tell you guys that my mother about died when I showed her? She thinks I am a part of a cult or something. I told her I am a little to old to get drawn into a Kool Aid drinking fiasco with a Jim Jones wannabe. Calgon take me away...far far away.... ~c callie rocked you at4:58 PM 7 Comments:
Friday, October 03, 2008 Cheese and Crackers people! I have been having a time lately. I have thus far cried until I couldn't cry anymore, and of course dropped a few pounds or so because of stress....Ok. so- here is the deal...I went to apply for another apartment. Ya know paying what I pay in this economy sucks major donkey balls. I mean, I found something way cheaper- and actually bigger than what I have. I only needed a year lease to get back on track. Ya know..thinkin ahead of the game as I always try and do.. So- what happens- they start giving me flack about me breaking my lease at my current aparment blah blah blah and this was on Wednesday- after being told Tuesday via voice mail- "Congratulations!" for getting the apartment. Yeah- but that aint the kicker...When I got the call on Wednesday I called a person in the know and arranged an appointment with the Asst. Manager for Friday....THIS is where I lose my shit! I go in and introduce myself to the asst. manager. She is giving me the cold shoulder. Like I just ate her last lunchable or something. She looks at me and says "I know who you are and there is nothing I can do to help you because you lied on your application your a convicted felon and we can't assist people like you." Yeah she said it and I brung it! I interrogated this cow like you wouldn't believe, but she just kept mum without any assistance but a "You need to come back tomorrow and have someone pull your file- they can go over it with you." PISSED people....that was me....Embarressed! You bet. I have never been in front of a judge and charged with anything! Not even blowing a fart in public! And yet I am a Felon by her words. Commence to reading... Saturday morning I go back calm and smiling and ask to speak to the leasing agent I was dealing with and she pulls my file and what do you know? NOTHING! That heffer had me confused with someone else! So- I have been calling a week now trying to touch base with the Corporate Office in California to respond to my call and what do you know? They don't even have the time or moment to listen. They won't respond to my messages. So if anyone out there is reading this shit- DO NOT RENT WITH BETHANY MANAGEMENT! and yeah you fuck tards I want my money back in full for the deposit! Second on the Jerry Springer list.. It seems that I have gotton myself into a pickle. I have befriended someone who happens to be Antonio Banderas in a wheelchair. We met through his family at church and he is really an awesome guy. A lot of people say men and women can't have friendships- I don't know if that is true but I think they can- anywho that being said with being that handsome- there is always something in the back that sends me warning signals, and thank gosh I listen and heed them, because ole' boy has been seperated for 3 years from his wife awaiting a divorce and I be damned if she didnt just show up out of the blue the other night at his families house and lost her shit! I never....EVER...knew the term Trailer Trash until a few days ago....Jimminy Cricket in my pantyhose this heffer is off the chain! Not only does she live with her "pimp" and yeah I said it- and it's true, but she literally grabbed her two young daughters- one is 2 the other is 5 and forced them to stand in front of this man (Anotonio Banderas in a wheelchair) and told them to say good bye to him forever because he was not their father that he just signed the birth certificate. People, all I could do was just sit there. I was horrified.. I have never seen anything like it nor been a part of anything like this. And what made it worse- she already started accusations which was fine by me. I knew what was going on as did everyone else but we just let her rant and rave. She was scorned- there is no sense on trying to talk when a person is in rage like that. Anywho- still reading???? good..I got a lot to say... She then turns to him and says- "So- this the bitch you like? Tell me I wanna know" and bless his heart his says: "Yes I like her, you dont live here, you have no right- get out!" and shit.hit.the.fan. Before I knew it 450 pounds of butter flab went for this poor man in the wheelchair. *sighs* Kids are screaming. We are pulling this tractor trailor off of him, a call to the police is made- and well, it's just drama yo! My nerves can only take so much. I tried to be respectable in front of the kids. I really did not want them to see me bitch slap this hag- but I did roll up in her face and tell her we could take it outside. I have never fought an over weight person before, and I am sure she probably would have kicked my ass- I am not ashamed to admit that- but damn it ya'll I was on fire. I had to slide my little sling back pumps off and remove my earrings in the event that it was going that route. But she just huffed out of the house like the engine that could and rolled off. I have never seen a man so scared of a woman. I have never known a man to have been abused. Until the other day.. I saw fear..and my heart wept.... I did get a call late last night. It seems Ms. thang was still fuming- broke down the house door and went off again on this gentleman. This time his face is black and blue from where she punched him repeatedly and scratched him all on his neck...I went by to check on everyone and I was just saddend......All kidding aside......This man is a good man. He is already suffering from MS, and to be faced in an abusive situation like that is maddening... I cried...I felt bad because if he would have just shut his mouth and perhaps lied or something maybe she wouldn't have jumped him...And then I did ask him why he said what he did and he said it was because he had been alone for a long time, but ever since he met me his heart is happy. And people...I feel like shit....I am not worth getting an ass beating for you know? Alas, Ms. Trailor Park is in the process of moving this weekend back to Alabama..Something about her pimp is moving back to Mexico and doesn't want her and she needs to be gone by next Monday. Good freakin riddance I say....Because the next time, I may not be so respectable. I may just have to beat some ass and get beat to defend someone that is not in a postion to do it themselves. Hey- my world is never boring. and I lurve sharin it with you! Who the hell needs Jerry Springer when you got me? YO! laterz! ~c |
