Who Is Callie?
I am "The Full Monty"- Vibrant, Educated, Articulate, Twisted.
Absinthe Drinker, Diverse and Sensual,.
World Travel Freak, Guiness Beer Drinker, Simplistic and Flirt!
Lover of Life, Trying To Keep The Flow, On a Journey unknown. Won’t you Join Me?
Sexy Comments From Red Cherry Tags
I Want To Add You!
I Dig This!
I Rock To
Who Is In My House?
I Rocked You Here
- September 2006
- October 2006
- November 2006
- December 2006
- January 2007
- February 2007
- March 2007
- April 2007
- May 2007
- June 2007
- July 2007
- August 2007
- September 2007
- October 2007
- November 2007
- December 2007
- January 2008
- February 2008
- March 2008
- April 2008
- May 2008
- June 2008
- July 2008
- August 2008
- September 2008
- October 2008
- November 2008
- December 2008
- January 2009
- February 2009
- March 2009
- April 2009
- May 2009
- June 2009
- July 2009
- August 2009
- September 2009
- October 2009
- November 2009
- December 2009
- January 2010
- February 2010
- March 2010
- April 2010
- May 2010
- June 2010
- August 2010
- May 2011
- July 2011
- October 2011
- December 2011
- September 2012
- October 2012
- November 2012
- December 2012
- January 2013
- February 2013
- March 2013
- October 2014
- June 2016
Props Go To
Powered By: Blogger
Layout By: Trina
Check Em Out Yo!
I Support The Beauty of Women
Sexy Comments From Red Cherry Tags
I Support Da Kine
Monday, March 04, 2013
My birthday was yesterday. Yep it was. I am now 43...The big 43..What have a I noticed within the last year.Well first off as I sip my hot tea *yogi tea* which is my favorite brand- I have to tell you I have been in utter birthday stress mode. I mean- it's like for women we always look at ourselves anyways but when we have a birthday coming up it's so totally different. For example..My stomach stretch marks are now lower..Ok..so does that mean my stomach is shrinking somewhat or does it mean my ass is rounding out which is giving me an instant lipo look? I don't know.
And then there is the boob issue. I went last week to get a horror bra fitting and was completely disgusted. This chic helped me try on at least 10 different bras...
"Ooooo ok Maam, I like the way this looks- but when you sit down I'm afraid your breasts will fall out of the cups underneath."
"Oooooo ok Maam, I am not feeling this one because it's tight in the back area..Can you feel how snug that is?"
"Ooooooo ok Maam, I love this kind on you, but it buckles in the front and that's not what it's supposed to do."
then I knew shit was going south when I heard this behind the curtain ..... "Hey Rene'? Can you help me because I am having a hard time finding a bra for her." "Shes measuring a 36 DDD"
In comes Rene...She is at least playing Hungry Hungry Hippo by herself with boobs that slapped my face and they found her a bra..why not me???
So of course I endure her tugging and pulling and by the time it was round 5 I just told them both it was ok and I would go somewhere else- but I ended up using my gift card for the cutest panties, and perfume. You can never go wrong with sexy panties.
Other than that on my Birthday- I went to the low budget theatre and saw SKYFALL *which I love love love* and I saw FLIGHT which I loved even more. it was an omgee my butt hole is tightening up type of movie. I had cupcakes and ate junk food all weekend all the while enjoying my visit from the Menstrual Fairy. My vajayjay was so pleased people. Love Me. Oh and a greater part...
My parents forgot my birthday. It's a 16 candles movie moment i tell you..without the Long Duck Dong.............muah. Happy Birthday to me.
callie rocked you at10:52 PM
0 Comments:
You kindly informed me that this blog was not what *you* thought it would be per detail and information...You also mentioned that all I do is whine- instead of being one to change circumstances..Something to that hullabaloo.
Now..may I graciously respond to your comment? First of all this blog is not to be a blog of detailed information such as yours. I do believe that you asked me to look at your page of Penis Enlargements....Which by the way seems to be hypocritical in some aspect. Surely you don't use that do you? Just asking. Second you mentioned my whining...Well, perhaps at times I do that- but if any consolation my blog is simply MY BLOG and if I wanna cry - blow snot bubbles and a fart all the while wishing you a Merry Christmas that is my right to do so because it is after all what it is.. MY BLOG.....therefore- I encourage you to continue perusing other sites that might enlighten your tastes for..ummm detail....
Until then. I thank you for your comment- albeit a lost one. I do hope that I answered your response in a manner that was fitting considering yours in spam space was simply that... Full of filler and artificial fluff.................
PS..slow your roll on the Pumpin Peter products. I lost a friend due to that crap which caused a fatal heart attack.
callie