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Monday, June 27, 2016I know.. Momma has been gone for a hot minute and it is time to come back to the joy of writing. I really have missed it, but sometimes you just have to walk away and shut the fuck up for a while. Yeah that was me. So much has happened and I am eager to share it with you. Give me some time to ante up some new works on the site and I promise, I will be here to share the love.
callie rocked you at4:09 PM
Sunday, October 12, 2014I came to an amicable conversation in my head regarding to write, or not to write. To share or not to share, to explore or.... what the hell Just do it.. And so with a lengthy conversation in my head I decided to do just that.
I have been away for quite sometime because I figured that I had a lot to talk about it and yet found myself shutting down. I visited my posts from past before and it was like a trip down memory lane. I found in my past writings that I was at times comical, at times in pain. I had great readers and had some major fucked up ones also. It showed what everyone else life is like. At times crazy at times solid at times just there.
I have gone through changes since March of 2013 which is the last post. No let me back track, I have done through MAJOR life changes. And yet through out all of the changes, I still find myself - struggling in what seems to be simple- but also remains the hardest. I don't want to go into the new year feeling like this.. This feeling of not being where I am supposed to be. So I did what 90% of people do when trying to come to grips about their mid life crisis. I sat on the shitter until my ass cheeks went numb and came up with a solution. Oh yeah, about that shitter comment. I don't recommend 30 minutes I almost fell onto the floor from my waist down going numb.
enuff of this for now.
Callie is BACK Beoytches!!
callie rocked you at6:09 PM
Monday, March 04, 2013My birthday was yesterday. Yep it was. I am now 43...The big 43..What have a I noticed within the last year.
Well first off as I sip my hot tea *yogi tea* which is my favorite brand- I have to tell you I have been in utter birthday stress mode. I mean- it's like for women we always look at ourselves anyways but when we have a birthday coming up it's so totally different. For example..My stomach stretch marks are now lower..Ok..so does that mean my stomach is shrinking somewhat or does it mean my ass is rounding out which is giving me an instant lipo look? I don't know.
And then there is the boob issue. I went last week to get a horror bra fitting and was completely disgusted. This chic helped me try on at least 10 different bras...
"Ooooo ok Maam, I like the way this looks- but when you sit down I'm afraid your breasts will fall out of the cups underneath."
"Oooooo ok Maam, I am not feeling this one because it's tight in the back area..Can you feel how snug that is?"
"Ooooooo ok Maam, I love this kind on you, but it buckles in the front and that's not what it's supposed to do."
then I knew shit was going south when I heard this behind the curtain ..... "Hey Rene'? Can you help me because I am having a hard time finding a bra for her." "Shes measuring a 36 DDD"
In comes Rene...She is at least playing Hungry Hungry Hippo by herself with boobs that slapped my face and they found her a bra..why not me???
So of course I endure her tugging and pulling and by the time it was round 5 I just told them both it was ok and I would go somewhere else- but I ended up using my gift card for the cutest panties, and perfume. You can never go wrong with sexy panties.
Other than that on my Birthday- I went to the low budget theatre and saw SKYFALL *which I love love love* and I saw FLIGHT which I loved even more. it was an omgee my butt hole is tightening up type of movie. I had cupcakes and ate junk food all weekend all the while enjoying my visit from the Menstrual Fairy. My vajayjay was so pleased people. Love Me. Oh and a greater part...
My parents forgot my birthday. It's a 16 candles movie moment i tell you..without the Long Duck Dong.............muah. Happy Birthday to me.
callie rocked you at10:52 PM
You kindly informed me that this blog was not what *you* thought it would be per detail and information...You also mentioned that all I do is whine- instead of being one to change circumstances..Something to that hullabaloo.
Now..may I graciously respond to your comment? First of all this blog is not to be a blog of detailed information such as yours. I do believe that you asked me to look at your page of Penis Enlargements....Which by the way seems to be hypocritical in some aspect. Surely you don't use that do you? Just asking. Second you mentioned my whining...Well, perhaps at times I do that- but if any consolation my blog is simply MY BLOG and if I wanna cry - blow snot bubbles and a fart all the while wishing you a Merry Christmas that is my right to do so because it is after all what it is.. MY BLOG.....therefore- I encourage you to continue perusing other sites that might enlighten your tastes for..ummm detail....
Until then. I thank you for your comment- albeit a lost one. I do hope that I answered your response in a manner that was fitting considering yours in spam space was simply that... Full of filler and artificial fluff.................
PS..slow your roll on the Pumpin Peter products. I lost a friend due to that crap which caused a fatal heart attack.
callie rocked you at10:26 PM
Sunday, February 10, 2013Pimp Mail: You know. I at times get comments and at times I get spam. So In all fairness I will address what I think is spam but may not be spam- and I dont really want to be rude and just not respond in the event that the mail I get is from an actual real person.
1. I really like your blog.. very nice colors & theme.
Did you design this website yourself or did you hire
someone to do it for you? Plz answer back as I'm looking to construct my own blog and would like to find out where u got this from. cheers
Here is my web blog ... Carpet Calculator
My Response: and this is for general knowledge.. I did not Design my template but find great templates through Blogskins.com. As for widgets and counters I mainly google sites and go with what integrates for my site. You just need to have a theme I think and then find a template that does the "Shazam!" for your ideas. Good luck and thanks.
And yes..there are plenty more like this one- so you all get the idea.
Pimp News Interpretation.... I really like this aspect. I take Newsworthy Articles or Topics and tell you all The Real Truth..The Whole Truth and Nothing but......So Help Me...No Truly..Here. We. Go...
Charlie Sheen to Christopher Dorner, ex-LAPD officer-turned-accused cop killer: ‘Call me’
"You mentioned me in your manifesto, so thank you for your kind words," Sheen said in the brief video posted to TMZ.com. "I am urging you to call me. Let's figure out together how to end this thing."
(Charlie Sheen.....do you even know that you're kinda off your rocker too? That's all we need is another nut talking with another nut- however mixed nuts can make a tasty combination... Mr. Dorner...Albeit I can probably understand your vendetta citing racism and the like..HOWEVER- do you think that after playing Buffalo Bill Sniper that they will listen to you and say: "Golly gee..we fucked up..you know? That there "boy" was telling the truth the whole dang time..Give em his job back- and a medal!" Dude..it isnt happening. Let this go and bite the bullet..)
General Hospital: Genie Francis Talks Working Again With Anthony Geary & The Impact Of Luke & Laura:
Genie Francis returns to "General Hospital" on Monday and she told Access Hollywood it was "easy" to once again step into Laura Spencer's shoes.
(Ok...Lemme give you the scoop...General Hospital- the Land Of Port Charles was the setting for the most beloved Soap Opera love story..Ever.. Luke Spencer....raped Laura...who was in love and to be married to Scotty....Well..it turned into a triangle feud because Luke ends up falling in love with Laura- who also loves Scotty who also starts to fall in love with Luke. Well...Luke and Laura do end up getting married- and then the Spy portion got written into the script with the Cassadines and omgeee....it was just a long as story line. Then she left....Luke left..Scotty left..then Luke came back...Scotty pops in and out..Laura came back...left..and now is back again.. So- the final episode... A Polyamorous affair could be in the works. Im jus sayin.)
Kelly McGillis recalls ‘Top Gun’ love scene and ‘a lot of partying’ while filming: Kelly McGillis has nothing but great memories of filming "Top Gun" more than 25 years ago -- in spite of the fact that she had to go back to shoot the movie's iconic love scene after filming had supposedly wrapped.
(She mentions that when she did some scenes including that omgee sex scene with Tom Cruise it was dark or she was somewhat hidden because she was filming another movie at the time and her hair was *brown* and that she refused to cut or color it blonde....Ok....Like the fact that her hair was brown and no one knew- I also did not know she was a lesbian for the longest time..Ummm...money can make you do some things...She got paid really good- because like her hair I ask you.."Who knew?")
Last But Not Least:
Signs You’re Living Beyond Your Means: Living within one’s means is the bedrock of financial stability. But for consumers still facing the lingering effects of years of frenzied borrowing and spending that preceded the recession, the sage counsel of our 30th president remains a lofty aspiration — and one out of many people’s grasp.
( Ahem.....If you are having to write mega checks all over town or the country with only 5 cents in the account, you might be Living Beyond Your Means. If you have a car alarm on a yugo with over sized wheels , shag carpeting and dice in the mirror...you Might Be Living beyond your means... If you opt to buy fake gold teeth to hide the teeth you do not have because you can't afford health insurance and dental care...you might be Living Beyond Your Means.....Im jus sayin.)
callie rocked you at2:54 PM
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Is my butt too big? Really? My butt to me is starting to spread...And I looked into the culprit maker of the bigbuttbigalicious.. And it's none other than ethnic foods.... I kid you not... I can't help it though. I eat tons of Spanikopita, Hummus, pitas...omgeee baklava....you name it. Then I started on the Indian food. Omgeee..Paneer....curries...rice dishes... I am just in love......... dumplings....veggie dumplings... I noticed when I sat on the toilet and my butt cheeks covered the toilet seat. It didn't over lap but it kinda molded around it ....and then I looked into the mirror and said to myself: I'm beginning to look like Christina Aguilera...except I'm cafe' mocha..... and I speak spanglish..... Anywho..my pants still fit nicely.. and I dont waddle alot. ummm maybe it's also because I wear at times those panty holder panties which can make a pig in a blanket nice and cozy .........
So- I started looking at different youtube videos on how to butt flex to make my butt more toned. I do alot of "I must I must tone up my butt" mantras in the mirror. I don't break a sweat. but- it gives me that club booty look. But keep in mind- I cannot make it clap or make it rain. I tried that before in the mirror too. I was a hot damn mess I tell you. Booty slinging left right and jiggling like jello..omgeee.. I had to stop before I hurt myself. The funny thing is though guys like big butt women.. I do not understand it...A woman can be overweight but if her butt sticks out further than her belly- it's a wrap! I call that look "The Booty Doo"..when your butt is bigger than your belly. Now if its a hot mess guy- and his butt is smaller than his belly and the belly button sticks out- I call that a "Dinkie Doo".....we don't do Dinkie Doos....sorry....
Ummmm... it's a challenging thought and concept though. Kind of like a Carry Bradshaw moment. Other than that, what's a girl to do..? Give up the tasty goodness of ethnic foods in place of lettuce? I should say not! I'm vegetarian but dayyyum...I am not looking to be Kate Moss thin. I like me being full figured, I just need to slow my roll and not stop by these eating establishments that lure me with their "Open" signs. besides, I thought that was only reserved for Krispy Kreme.
Until then- I will continue to lick my fingers and enjoy!
callie rocked you at5:36 PM
Tuesday, January 29, 2013Places that I stayed at were number one: "Glidden House" it is a very pretty place with a pretty interior and in a great location.
The low part...It was expensive with no real frills. So I was not wanting to spend close to another 200.00 for another night so I ended up HERE:
I personally liked The Cleveland Clinic Hotel
better than the other one. They offered a lot more
amenities AND it was way less expensive. 2 Nights
here would and is the best way to go, and you are
still in an area of scenery!
But- this is mainly my travel journey for the
moment. I am sure I will have a lot more to talk
about as Valentines Day comes, and or my
Birthday. 43 may not be so bad after all!!!
callie rocked you at1:10 PM
Travelling to Cleveland had it's up and down moment. Going there I was able to sit in the imaginary first class section! Southwest doesn't have a first class section per se'- it's open seating. My layover was in Chicago- so that is where the plane ride got fun. Check this out!
I could have flown that bitch myself. Holla!!! and don't think I didn't ask questions. But thanks to Sept.11 I could only go so far in the cockpit. But that's ok. Peanuts. Pretzels. And plenty of juice and Ginger Ale I was ready to pee like a racehorse by reaching Cleveland. THAT was my high point.
The low point- was due to not being able to leave the parking lot and tarmac because of "light freezing rain".... It was cold...biting..and sitting there watching people flip out because flights were delayed just really got on my last nerve. I mean..Hello look out the window:
I think it started to show because the Pilot then came on the intercom and had to explain to jackasses that "Hey, if you are stuck here because of x,y,z....don't you think a,b,c, are in the same situation?" So after that we played airplane trivia with the captain. I was happy again. Other than that all in all my trip was good. Can't wait to travel again and have more adventures. It's what I live for. OMGeee..am I really following through on my 2013 New Years Goals or what??? woot woot woot!!!
Continued in Part 3
*yeah I got a lot of stuff in my head*
callie rocked you at12:24 PM
Hello my lovely blog readers! I am back. I have been here there and everywhere as of late BUT before I get into the nitty gritty of my travel adventures might I share with you a GREAT Foodie Highlight??? If you are ever in the Cleveland Ohio area- eat *Here*... OMGeeeee people. I cannot say enough about this place. It is called Falafel Cafe and I ate the same thing both times I went.. The veggie burger (which by far is the best ever because I use the same brand and mine doesn't taste the same.) onward..the veggie burger, fries and that rice pudding about sent me to rehab. I kid you not. The owner and staff: WONDERFUL..just absolutely wonderful... In fact, I am going to make it a habit to eat there whenever I am in Cleveland. Oh I forgot, I also bought a few of the Fattayer-Pies- I got 2 beef for guests and I had spinach and feta, and eating that on the plane back to Atlanta made people jealous. It was a pure hardy har har moment.
Other blog worthy fodder. Recall a few posts back my ode of anxiety? It was in the moment of deep anxiety as I finally met the guy that I had been communicating with for for a few months now. It wasn't so much of being "scared" because he was an Internet guy- but it was more of my feelings getting involved only for him to not feel something. My motto and thought process on relationships is basically this: "If you aren't getting what you want and it doesn't cover your needs like an insurance policy- why continue to invest in it?" Exactly. We are all adults and we should be able to dialogue and communicate and say- "You know what? This is not what I want. This is what I need, This is where I would like for this to go." etc etc. But nooooo...people now are to sensitive to being rejected and find themselves in relationships that totally suck. I would just rather put my knives on the table when playing cards and not drag things on.
So that is what I have been going through. Especially after being alone for such a long time. I want things to work out with William. truly. Meeting him and spending time with him was just wonderful. We connected *at least I think we did* ..... We have commonalities, and I enjoyed being able to talk to him and laugh about anything and everything. So. where does that put my headspace? Well, for me I still have the moments of anxiety, but I had to put that way on the low burner. It is easier for me to still my thoughts and say: Day by Day...enjoy the moments. So that is what I do. I have befriended others online in my lil social network, but I recognized that they were not on the same page as I- and it's ok. Now I have someone that is and I am happy about that.
My travel schedule is booked for the next few months. I do enjoy that. So- this is where I am currently my blog familia. In the Land of HAPPINESS. My next trip is for my birthday..Ummmm guess where we are eating? Exactly! Cant wait to blow out my candle in my rice pudding.
to be continued in part 2
callie rocked you at12:01 PM
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Last night, I had the strangest of dreams. When I was growing up I recall the ole wives tales.. "If you dream weird dreams it's because of what you ate the night before." Well considering I had Lentil soup and a piece of gourmet cheese cracker to go with it- I doubt very seriously it was because of that. And then I tried to think of the different connotations of what goes with this that and the other- and all I could say when I woke up this morning in a sweat was "Are you shittin me?"
First..for some unknown reason I dreamed I was in some kind of relationship with Tom Cruise. I don't even LIKE Tom Cruise. He's short. arrogant. and he just has no sex appeal factor. And yet I dreamed we were arguing...*probably because I suggested he sucked in bed..I don't know.*
And then the worst ever. I dreamed that ALL of my teeth fell out of my head- and it was such a humiliating experience and it scared me so bad I woke up crying and ran to the bathroom to check ..that is when I sat on the toilet muttering: "Are you shittin me?" I took a long shower this morning. Normally I am a woman of great speed. shower. lotion.brush my teeth. deodorant. gargle. wash my face. antiseptic rub. perfume. dress. hair check. done. I am out the door in 20 minutes flat..with the exception of today. I did all of those important things but missed one. thing..I got half way down the road and realized I had no shoes on. I had socks on..and flip flops..but forgot to put on my shoes.
I have had dreams that were like true life that I take note of and jot down, or dreams that had me literally awaken from laughing hysterically. I have had in my lifetime- 4 dreams that literally scared me so badly, one time I ended up like a child knocking on my sons door with a blanket asking if I could sleep on his spare bed..and with a child like mind in a teen body he said: "Sure momma, you can have my snuggle blanket too."
I guess tonight I will just say my prayers, and amen it with a glass of wine. Wishing for a peaceful visit from the sandman. In the meantime- It could be worse. I could be like this lady dancing in my sleep in a tomato garden for all the world to see. Nighty Night- Sleep Tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
callie rocked you at1:21 PM