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Thursday, December 21, 2006People-
Ok as you know I am and have pretty much a carefree life. I have a great kid that does not give me any major headaches, makes great grades and is easy going like moi... So on last evening I drove him to meet my aunt so she can drive him halfway to meet my dad, who in turn will drive him back down to my parents for Christmas Break.. Keep in mind people, this girl had no idea this plan was in effect until 2 days ago while pumping gas...
So- this left me with *What the hell am I going to do by myself for the Christmas Holiday?" I spoke to Da Diva about it, but she is truckin it to New Orleans, and well other people that I knew of course were doing the family thing..So...I being moi, went online to see what other singles would be doing around this time....
One person online said *watching porn*..Ummm ok- excuse me but if I don't have a man why in the hell am I going to watch porn? and besides, porn is all the same. You see one set of boobs and penises and all- it looks the same, just different colors and sizes...Some can even dance did you know that??? Oh OK- back on track here...
Then I went and did the almighty shake the 8 ball thing and went online some more and look at these HORRID ideas and suggestions! I just had to copy and paste a bitch to show you all.. Check It-
consider these tips to lock in your holiday cheer:
Stock up on your favorite movies; if you haven't already done so, join Netflix.
Indulge in a scented candle -- choose a soothing scent such as lavender, vanilla, or rose -- and light it when you return home in the evening.
Make a soup - soups are a source of comfort -- filled with nutrients and good for the waist line.
Try a new tea - have you ever tasted Vanilla Almond? Or Green Tea with Ginger? Grocery stores now offer a host of exotic teas and interesting blends.
Set up a date with your friends and have your own party; you never know who you may meet.
things to avoid so you don't trigger low feelings:
Don't call old lovers -- they are history for a reason.
Don't drink too much alcohol; alcohol is a depressant and its effects will linger and carry over into your mood the following day.
Don't go out alone for the sake of going out.
People- FUNK THAT NOISE! Callie is not going to sit home sniffing candles sipping vanilla tea and reading a book... If I am spending the last of 2006 alone- Callie is doing it Callie Style..So might i present my ideas.... and this is just thoughts mind you!
Getting a mani and pedicure
Getting my eye brows shaped
Going to my favorite 5 star Thai joint and macking on coconut shrimp- with mango chutney
Doing a Movie WITH a bucket of popcorn all to myself! and a big gulp soda that I plan on sneaking in in my purse with some candy- recognize!
Getting a Massage
Hitting my favorite sports bar and picking some one up- so he can take my ass *BACK* to the 5 star Thai eatery for more coconut shrimp and mango chutney
doing some little shopping for moi in which she is going to bask in the goodness of Organic Skin and spa products for her sampling pleasure.
See people! Don't cry for me Argentina! The Truth is I'll never hurt you
Because Callie is a wild one,in her mad existence,
with camera in hand, she'll keep her promise
but not her distance!