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Friday, June 29, 2007 Peoplez, you all have been jonesin again because the emails your sending are sweatin me for updates and the like. CHILL..geez..the last time I was ragged this hard was when I was NJ bound, stuck at the airport with a 102 temp. and vomiting which *That Guy* so blatantly verbalized- "I was delivering Weapons of Mass Destruction" by throwing up everywhere. Oh well, I am here..So...what you wanna talk about yo?Let's talk about these big ole Sqeeters slurpin all my sweet skin to get a sip of my blood. I may just have to call my good buddy Rex and ask him to just douse me in Deet. I dunno, it could perhaps be a fun experience by him, but it means I will not be able to be all frilly and froo froo around him cause he will think I am huntin deer wearing the cologne and all..... Let's talk about how HAWT it has been. Good golly ms. molly! I took my lace bra off the other day and flung it on my bed and it missed and stuck to the wall. Yeah yeah yeah.. It is Hawt and if there aren't any trade winds and an ocean with a cute cabana boy slinging me a margarita, forget that. I am staying inside. Let's talk about how the state of Texas is getting a sample of Noahs Ark... Dayum... Sheets my friend, I have a raft if need be. Call me boo! Let's talk about Booty...Pirate Booty that is..Arrrrggggghhhh.. I just finished a bag of the sweet Pirate Booty Chips a week ago.... I reckon I am alright because I have not keeled over from salmonella. Let's talk about Paris and how good she looked walking out of jail. whispers: *pssst Paris! I see you made a few friends cause your weave was looking good for the last 25 days. Someone hooked you up from the inside!* Let's talk about how I once again hit a squirrel. He just could not decide if he was a lefty or righty so I centered his azz once and for all.. Matrix style.. sorry.... Let's talk about how I just LURVE the intellectual style writings of my new friend Vikram. Not that I am saying that you all do not rawk because that is not so. I adore everyones works that I have on my blog, but I also enjoy the dialogue aspect. Let's talk about how I have changed my mind at 100% about getting my nipples pierced. After the CPR class and having to perhaps do a Defib on a person, or have it done unto me, if the piercings cannot get cut off in time the current will zap them and I will then have *burnt boobies*..People..I rest my case..Just read that- laugh- and keep movin. Let's talk about how the Spice Girls are going back on tour..Is that wise considering they do not have anything new out, or is that what makes them spicy? Let's talk about how I am voting for Whoopie Goldberg to take Rosie O's place on the view. That my friends would be CLASSIC. So.....tell me...don't just sit there scratchin yer head..What ya wanna talk about yo??? *winks callie callie rocked you at12:49 PM 8 Comments: ![]() Thursday, June 28, 2007 Photo By: Xiaoge Liu Once I said to a poet, "We shall not know your worth until you die."And he answered saying, "Yes, death is always the revealer. And if indeed you would know my worth it is that I have more in my heart than upon my tongue, and more in my desire than in my hand." K.Gibran Visualize Process Respond "If you know not your worth as a person, how do you expect yourself or others to know what your worthy of?" callie callie rocked you at9:08 AM 10 Comments: ![]() Wednesday, June 27, 2007 I figured out of all the people that would dig todays post it would be my lovely good friend Blither. You see Blither is like myself in ways. She is a wild child. She likes to live life rather than exist. It makes things alot more fun I think. Therefore Ms. Blither with your sexy self.... I have a question for you....
"Have you seen her?" Of course you are wondering "What????" "Who???" and my response is..... The Green Fairy.......... I do not think I have shared this story with you all before, and frankly I am in one of those moods and was asked about my experiences via email by someone who was interested. First and Foremost, I am not saying that *all* should do as I say. Cuz frankly- you would be screwed if you did.. I do ask that any of you that have not tried this product, that you check out your own health issues and all the other pertinent information because I am not responsible for your health, I am only telling you a story of my experience..... Here. We. Go. I was interested in the Green Fairy Myth years ago when watching Bram Stokers Dracula. I had no idea what Absinthe was until I saw that movie and I was like...Ummmmm...Need to edumucate myself about this. So I went through the internet and voila! One thing I noticed was the assortment of deviant bottles of intrigue, followed by my reading of the words : Illegal...Ummmmm I pondered..I think I will order some. I read through the company website and decided to send an email about which one to try for a first time. They suggested a Kit.... So that is what I bought. Not only did this suspense arrive in 5 days- but it was all neatly packaged and beautiful in its presentation. I was in heaven, I felt like this would be a special birthday for me... *This by the way took place a few years ago*......... I was expecting a friend *ok so he was more than a friend at the time* moving along.... My friend came from out of town to spend my birthday with me, and needless to say on the first night I broke out the serving platter with all of the Absinthe Gear and sat down on the floor where I concocted this beautiful hazy substance. We drank it slowly inhaled its fragrant aroma, sucked on the sugar cubes, and then...it happened..... I started giggling....Uncontrollably giggles.... My errr...friend looks at me and asks: "Babe, you ok?" "Yes...I just can't stop laughing.But I am ok." 30 minutes later I am sprawled on the floor staring at the ceiling... "Dude?" I asked... "Do you see colors?" "No...." he responds. I don't see any colors...." "What does it look like?" "Rainbows......." "Are you serious? You don't see anything?" "Ummm no...Maybe you should stop drinking." Keep in mind at the time he is telling me this- he is still drinking.... And then of course...The weirdest thing happened...... Him: "Hey" Me: "Yeah?" Him: "Ahhhh.....is it hot to you?" Me: "Yep" We both looked at each other and needless to say one thing led to another.... I hit my head on the ceiling fan. Does that tell you anything. Enuff said..... To bad I am single and all now... Well that is not a bad thing...But....This fourth of July would have been a blast. Drink Carefully Blither roo! PS.... Here is the website for all you inquirers out there... *winks* you freaks. *laughs* ABSINTHE RULES! callie rocked you at1:07 PM 14 Comments: ![]() Tuesday, June 26, 2007 E' ala E' ............... IZ you are missed...... In Celebration of you! *readers please feel free to click on the bold text in celebration of a great legend. callie callie rocked you at12:58 PM 4 Comments: ![]() Monday, June 25, 2007 Peoplez! Hope you all had a grand time of a weekend! As for me- I was once again sucker punched into attending the drama of Yugioh and Naruto at the local mall. Great....Just Great...and yes..Sarcasm oozing right about now. It was hot, it was a sea of sweaty nerdy teens wearing the same head gear trading multiple cards and announcing wins... I just wanted to barf....I busied myself by sitting on a bench outside of the store doing more people watching, and reading a book. I did go to Bath and Body works and made a small purchase on 2 great products originally 8 bucks each- they were on clearance at 75% off- and guess what? I lost those goodies. Yep.. I think I left the bag at the little Pretzel Stop..... I wanted to cry...But instead decided that someone else will smell like Lemon Verbina besides me. *sighs*I did spend time at the pool on Sunday. Once again it was hot, I was surrounded by sweaty nerdy teens, and I wanted to barf. Instead I made do with my little plastic cooler of goodies of wine in a plastic container- and errr...more wine in a plastic container... Found it especially funny after sitting by the pool for an hour or two and then swimming for a little bit, I went home to shower and just as I was getting in the shower I walked bare ass in front of my wall to wall mirror and laughed at the outline of my bathing suit. 2 piece for all you nosey people, and the necklace imprint on my neck. Yeah..looks a tad freaky. But my body looks good with tan lines. Recognize that shawties! Ok so- now onward to the 7 Random Facts Weird Things About Me: List according to my new friend on my blogroll BoBo... Not only is she funny, but she is wafer thin, and teaching me singlanese! Check out her blog, *You can click on the name* say hello and Lets.Do.This. Rickety Tick style. 7 Whateverz About Me: 1. I lurve Guiness Beer. Alot of people look at me like I have lost my mind. But I love the taste and it is the only thing I can drink tons of and not get buzzed or drunk on. In one night- during my bar hop days- I downed 5 cans. peed alot...But hey I was fine. Lurve that dark gold coolness and listening to the rattle ball in the can.... Try it... Pour- let it breathe- and sip.....Ahhhhhh 2. I hate bugs especially the ones here in Georgia. I do not know nor care what the hell you call em, but I call them roaches. And these things fly at you, and pick you up and carry you off and then dump you. They scare me. I cry when one lands on me, and I am considering moving out of my apartment because I live around alot of trees and those sneaky bastards I am sure hide in all their combat gear and wait for me to walk by just so they can laugh at me pee on myself in fright. Hate them... 3. I am a Hot Dog eatin freak! It is the best meal.Cheap and versatile. Lurve em. And if I go out to buy one from a eatery, I have two of my favorites: Dairy Queen and Mikes Chicago Hot Dogs. I of course prefer at 100% Mikes though... Those hot dogs make you wanna slap your momma and pass along the taste. And their home made milkshakes! Makes you wanna scream Little Richard Style. They Rawk My Sox. *info- if your ever swinging into the ATL just ask me for directions.* 4. I don't do haunted houses and things of that nature. I was banned from the military Haunted House years ago. Some jackass decided to chase me down a hall carrying a chainsaw, and another jumped out at me from a closet and I sniper attacked him yo! Not only did I do that but I kinda knocked down their little make shift wall...Needless to say the Hoorahs were not on my side that night. 5. I am a body clean freak... fresh breath and body order care are a must for me. I am self conscious. I shower 2x a day- and do the womanly thing of layering. After a shower or bath- moisturize- then deo.. then lotion then a perfume oil...I carry in my purse- breath mints, deoderant, and feminine body wipes. I also carry an extra spare change of clothes and shoes in the event I may need them in my truck. Not sure why...but it's a thought....*laughs* 6. I am an organic chocolate lover. I am sure you know my tales of woe about my favorite chocolate makers making that limited edition chilis and cherries chocolate bar at Valentines Day. I called every Whole Foods store in Atlanta, and ended up calling the company who in turn called another store and bought a case back and sold it to me. I now have in my hope chest under lock and key the last 2 bars for an emergency melt down. I feel like Charlie finding the last golden ticket. 7. Last but not least.........I am living a new life. Not many can say that. But yeah I am. and I am lurvin it. That to me is weird in a sense because people rave about the 20's and this and that. Your 20's will suck... Your still figuring stuff out. I am alot more mellow and balls to the wall now versus then. Who would have thunk it. Bobo...hope this satisfies some of your curiousity about me. Thanks for sharing the Tag.... And now... Who do I tag?..... well...anyone really.. I am always looking to know more about all of you! Just do it. callie callie rocked you at9:31 AM 12 Comments: ![]() Friday, June 22, 2007
Shall we start..Let's say Here? COPS AND ME.... recall this story about me chasing down the bad guys? click on that beautiful bean footage and relish in the acts of public security that I uphold to the fullest of the law. Cheers! callie rocked you at7:14 AM 17 Comments: ![]() Thursday, June 21, 2007 People! I am BIG TIME like other kool bloggers out in the blogosphere! Can I start singing and dancing now? The song by Peter Gabriel is kind of fitting, I say kinda because I do not agree with all of the sayings of the lyrics, but it's mighty catchy to dance to.....FREAKIN HOLLA PEOPLE! I am dubbing myself: For the day! People, you need to click on my blog roll and check out the article posted by Diogenes from * Fine Art Of Blogging*. If you are to lazy to do that just click on the highlighted bold text that I just typed in..... How awesome is that? To see my words put on someone elses site that think I contribute something meaninful. I am truly touched. Oh wow. Me thinks I am going to have some eye wettage. Oh Snaps! Recall my episode the last time I went to the drugstore to purchase tampons and pads and had the run in with the make up teen? Well here it is for you once again, *MAKE-UP TEEN*because I had to make an emergency bee line run back to the store, coupon in hand mind you- and people. She RAWKED. she scanned my products, smiled, and I was finished in lightening speed. No callls for 5-0 backup. No issues about my coupon not scanning. Nada. I even had her throw in a pack of BC Powders for good measure * cause momma is crampin like a mofo- truly all* And she did good. I am proud of her..We still have to work on that Marylin Manson thing she has going on though because she is to cute to be all ghosted out and chained from lips head to toe..You get my meaning I am sure. And what would Callie be without yet another rip roarin vent?! It would not be the same without one every now and then I can attest to that...So here goes.... and I dedicate this one to you Churchs Chicken. In all my years of living- I appreciate your frying up greasy chicken that you serve with jalapeno peppers on the side. I appreciate the fact that not only do you serve really good friend chicken, but that you also are considering bringing back the sweet potato pie thingies. Hell if you really want to get ghetto fab country bunkin with it- start serving slices of watermelon to top it off.. All of this topped off with a gallon of sweet iced tea rawks my sox! But dang it! If your going to tempt peoples taste buds with all of that delectable goodness in a box, at least hire people that can freakin run a register! The little girl that has now been there for a month rang me up for the 15 piece special for 2008.35.........AND she didn't know what else to do after I told her that my chicken must have been gold because that was a freakin house payment for a few months. Bless her heart she just stood there smiling, as if I was really going to pay her.... Riddle. Me. That. People, my chicken by this time is losing it's flavor- my sons pies are getting cold- the ice tea is now trickling bits of perspiration and she is still standing there- smiling as if expecting a huge tip. Hell to the no! So I look at her and smile back and say...... "Do you really charge 2000.00 for chicken?" Ooooops...she blurts. "Oh so sorry, so sorry! I need to call the manager hold on." By this time I am waiting while a manager is being hunted down, which isn't hard unless she had to drive to another state to get one because this store is only a few hundred square feet mind you, there is now a line of smelly construction crew workers that are behind me probably sniffing me up like bloodhounds, and to top it off, my stomach cramps have now traveled down to my ass and thighs as if the thigh master has been put to use by me for the last 48 hours. I.Am.Done. 5 hours later *winks* the manager shows up with a ton of magical keys to open the register to clear out the 2000.00 mishap.... *geez* all this for some chicken for some 12 year olds and one big ole 15 year old who now shows up at my house like he is Brotha Man from the show Martin. Look -Church's...from now on.....either make a device that is easy to open to prevent traffic in your store, or either keep certain people off your register and have them maintain the fry machine or something...I'm just sayin yo..... Other than that- that is my only gripe for the week...unless you wanna how much I am overdosing right now as I type off of BC powders and doubled over at my desk...at work.....typin you all some of my labor intensive goodness... you guys are freakin spoiled. Any who- I am outta here like Elvis on speed. holla back and don't forget to check out that post at Diogenes site. Love.peace. and cramps. callie PS PHAT EXTRA: People, Momma is about to hit the 10thousand Mark. Tomorrow- Party is here at the Realm. I expect ALL Ya'll to say Congrats. I don't care if you gotta translate it- convert it- whatever. You all better represent your state- country- whateverz on tomorrow...Got it? *smiles* Bada Ding Bada Bing callie rocked you at7:55 AM 10 Comments: ![]() Wednesday, June 20, 2007 I miss the ocean I miss the mountains I miss the taste of rain- falling on my tongue I miss the touch of a lover I miss the taste of a piece of decadent chocolate I miss the sounds of the sea I miss the walks on sand so soft it reminds me of powder And yet when I look at this- I see that what I miss is something I can have or will attain in the future. Therefore it is no longer something I miss - but something I look forward too. I spoke to God this morning. I have been doing that alot lately. I was just told to look and listen, be still and know that he is. And I did. and it was music to my soul. I received a phone call while I was at lunch. A voice message was left- no name- just a message saying: "I was calling to see how you were." The thing about it, is that it was from a person that hurt me deeply. How am I he wonders..... "I am great...because you no longer can hurt me with you being gone from my life." I just needed this moment to exist in peace. Not of distraction. just peace. My son made me a card. It is the sweetest. He used up majority of my scrap booking decor. But it simply says: Me+ You= Love only it was more of ME *stick person* + YOU *stick person* = a *heart* We played Yahtzee last night, and I so do not understand the scoring system- but he won 3 times. I spent hours at the hospital late last night with a close friend whose mother is in ICU. I am prayeful. My heart is heavy right now. I cannot explain why- nor do I expect any of you to understand, but it is a heavyness that tells me to be prepared. For what, I do not know. Miracles. I believe in them. I need one. want one. My dear friend Pete in Africa. It's time. callie callie rocked you at1:40 PM 8 Comments: ![]() I have to warn you, I may have to vote him in the White House, I would like to be able to ogle at a sexy President every now and then. TALES FROM THE MARK SIDE Anyways- Mark has hit sadiddy status and has his first of many I am sure books published! I am so proud of you Mark!!! Here are some tid bits to help you all out. From The Round Table of Mark:Devil's Pillar is now available at publishamerica.com. , amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com If you enjoy my daily column at liveweston.com you'll love the dark side of me in Devil's Pillar. A brief synopsis of Devil's Pillar: He thought he had seen the worst of what the city could produce, but when Detective Sylvester Aliano found himself on the trail of a new serial killer he quickly realized that evil held no bounds. In pursuit of the killer, Sylvester will take a journey that leads him directly into the path of the ultimate evil. In order to succeed, he will need to confront his own tragic past and rediscover a faith in God long abandoned. With unlikely allies, Sylvester will find himself in a fight for his own life, sanity and soul. And there you have it people! For all you book reading slackers out there. I am telling on myself I know.... Order your copy, help put this man on Oprah- and help me reach my alter ego dream of being one of his groupies..*laughs* kidding...No, I'm Not...*laughs* Mark- Congrats again and I am proud of you!!! and you better sign my book, or give me a real cowboy horseback ride soon, or I am gonna have to open a can of whoop arse on ya. Yer Hear? *winks* callie rocked you at8:24 AM 4 Comments: ![]() Tuesday, June 19, 2007 Yummmmmm...People...Todays post is sumethin special... More than special...it is absoultely lip smacking divine. You see, todays post on my blog space is dedicated to YOU... All of YOU...Because of your drop in's, your comments, your thoughts, your ideas and just you being you, you all have taken Calliez Realm and have sent her soaring in less than a years time....
Calliez Realm the history- started in September of 2006. When I first started out- The Realm had a classic and yet dark template which was more goth centered. My little Punk Rawk Template spoke alot through my personal trials of anger, and yet lonliness- with a touch of brash and sexiness... It was during that time, I started to have the same readers drop by- who in turn are still here that I call my family. Although we are not related- I consider them my extended family. During the end of 2006 it was during that time that my life took a change concerning my heart, and my growth as a woman- which in turn changed into the more bright and cheery, more confident woman that I am today- entitled My Style. It is in My Style that the Realm took on a whole new definition for and of me as well as my focus. Now where do YOU fit in you might ask? Everywhere... Because of you- I was and I am able to write about things that matter to me. Because of you, you all have helped me through some *major* times in my life with your support and words, because of you, I have challenged myself and my way of thinking and have posted things that were difficult to talk about, and yet were brought out here which were debatable issues but were used to awaken us all, and perhaps that of humanity in some small part. Because of you, I am grateful and blessed to come here each day, and see new people, as well as old, still saying Hello to me, or to check on me to see how I am. Because of you, many of you from different countries have come here to see what is going on in different parts of the world, in others lives, and perhaps have begun a dialogue of discussion. I wish that I was able to wrap my arms around all of you that come to visit and to smile and look into your eyes and just say *thank you*...It would of course be more meaningful. Alas, that is not possible, and although I have travelled and met a few of you, there are so many more of you that I still hope to meet, so this will have to suffice for now...... To all of YOU. Thank you for making a home out of Calliez Realm. Thank you for your drop in's, your conversation, your everything. Thank you for not being my fans, but my family. Thank you for making the Realm a place where all are invited, and where you all can consider the Realm a safe zone. Be Blessed and know you are all loved by me. Callie callie rocked you at9:06 AM 6 Comments: ![]() Monday, June 18, 2007 My new friend Dazdnconfzd had a MeMe up and I decided to join him- if anything to assist with his belching contests. Besides, he has great sturff on his site. Click on his name and roll with that peoplez!WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? nope WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? ahhh... a few weeks ago DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? will like it even more when I sign for my million dollar check! WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? B-O-L-O-G-N-A *not* I am a turkey person DO YOU HAVE KIDS? yep. One and he is 12 going on 30 IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I would DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? yes...it gets me through the day and apparently you also. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yes and my appendix and gall bladder and other body parts. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Did it.. Panama City Beach. 3 years ago WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Frosty Lucky Charms- they're magically delicious! and any cereal that has a toy in the bottom of the box. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? What shoes? I go barefoot DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? In what context? I have been told that my legs are strong, and that my heart was...so....hello? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Oreo , prailine and cream, and strawberry cheesecake WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? eyes RED OR PINK? Red WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? my butt. I always wanted a pancake butt. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? dunno....well I know..but it does not make a difference. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? black capris and black high heel strap sandals WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a greek salad WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? silence IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? a really pretty magenta color FAVORITE SMELLS? Lavender, Herbs, WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? friend FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? hockey and boxing HAIR COLOR? dark auburn EYE COLOR? Brown DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No FAVORITE FOOD? hummus spicy chili pepppers, pita, and dark organic chocolate SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? anything but scary LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Prestige WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? green with sequins around the front. SUMMER OR WINTER? can I be different and say end of summer beginning of fall? HUGS OR KISSES? I am a hug person, but darn I love to kiss. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Who knows... LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? A dead person. *Hahaha Daz- thats a good one* WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The Ultimate Prayer FAVORITE SOUND[S]? The sounds of the sea ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? who are they? WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Europe DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I can put lipstick on using my breasts. used to do the cherry thing, but it takes me longer now so I don't waste my time. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? in a small town called PASSAMAQUADDY WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Whoever wants to play with me callie rocked you at12:21 PM 12 Comments: ![]() I will rawk you people! Starting right now! Holla!!! I know some of you are jonesin for some Callie aren't you? You sit patiently clicking away on your little mouse wondering when I am going to update you on some more insane episodes of my life. Well peoplez, I am here! Ready to send you some stuff quicker than Rick Flair can mutter those famous words of his.... "Woooooooooooo"
Lets. Do. This. My weekend has been a busy one people. Momma had to slow her roll and finish molding in her earthwares because they were being put to some good useage. Let us start with Friday night. Movie Night.... Of course my son and I and his friends had movie and junk food night.. The movie for the evening- Shaolin Soccer.*again*. I lurve it. Seen it over and over again, I know- but it was what they wanted to watch versus my pick which was an old favorite of mine.. JAWS...and it was the directors cut! And they turned me down to re-watch Shaolin Soccer smackdown. Saturday.. I had the day off. Can you believe that people? No scrubbing of the heads, folding towels and turning someones hair from frumpy to glowing. I was happy as a fly on crap! So my son decides- "Mom, how about we go to the mall and hangout"...Now, I have not been to the mall in forever. I do my shopping online or outside of the mall so I have no need to go, but on this so called auspicious day, I decided sure..... People...we were freakin there from 12 pm until 7 pm..It was not like we were millionaire shopping.. He just decided it would be fun to hang out... Needless to say- for me it was more of people watching and my son delivering us some famous: ELIJAHisms: Check it- 1. Mom, I thought Michael Jackson was black? *while watching michael jackson videos on the flat screen tv's at Radio shack. 2. Mom...... I think girls that wear those booty shorts just want attention. It looks very nasty. 3. Mom, we come in peace. *gives me the Star Treak Vulcan sign- after looking at some babies hairdo where the parent had two pig tails sticking straight up like the vulcan peace sign.* 4. I think that is a WhoaMan. * this was in reference to the person in one of those high fashion salons...We could not tell if they were male or female because even though they looked like a girl, had long painted nails, makeup, and spoke like a girl, even had signs of boobage, but wore a mustache and goatee.....* yeah....exactly...but they could beat a mug down and do some hair. it was great work. So many other things that he blurted that day but I will spare you all. Next...I was fortunate enough to be able to participate in this event..... and Now, being a parent, I know that at times I buy him these cards and he and his best friends are always dueling and whatever... I still had no idea about all of this and how popular it was until I heard my son shout- "Mom, stop! Can we go in here and see the cards please?" Sure...no worries...we walk into this store and all I see are kids.....Kids in different ages.... sitting at tables playing video games, or counting cards...Now when I say counting cards I am not talking about cheating... I am talking about checking their cards- putting them in order- and talking a jargon that I have NEVER heard of..... It was then my son looked at me and said: "Mom, the duel tournament is in 15 minutes can I stay?" Ummmm...Ok....but you dont have any cards... yes I do he tells me.. And behold, he reaches into his pants pockets and pulls out his cards.... He mingles and meets up with another young man- who looks at my son and says "Hey, you wanna duel"? Keep in mind I am the only parent, and I grab a chair and sit at this table with my son trying to figure out what's going on... and I am *enlightened* with the following conversation.... Chaz- the expert: "So, are you his sister? You don't have to stay. We are old enough to be responsible while you shop." Chaz- the expert: "Not trying to be rude or racist- but most people that are from Africa are really rude and bossy, but your not." Me- *blink blink stare* Chaz- Most parents think that these games are considered demonic, but it isn't. It is very educational because you have to know how to do math and read in order to duel. Me- *blink blink stare* Chaz- if you ever want to learn how to organize things, I would recommend playing Tetris for 6 hours stright and then clean something. Me- And how old are you? Chaz- 12 Me- *blink blink stare* As I am sitting here I notice more and more kids walk in with their little cliques. Majority of them were boys, with glasses, and IQs that could leave you stumped. And they toted massive boxes, suitcases filled with these cards.... One of them that sat at the table with my son- had not one, not two, but 4 tackle boxes filled with these cards...And organized in an order of- Powers, keepers, trades- whatever..I was freakin lost, bored, and I kinda had to step aside as I saw my son and Chaz dueling and trading cards with other people.. I blurted out in front of him during one of these transactions. "Dude! Do you know how much I paid for that deck and your trading them???" Apparently this was not a cool Mom thing, because E came up to me and whispered, "Mom, thats how I grow my deck to make it more powerful." My bad... So I decide to walk around this store, only to be hit on by Jabba the Huts brother..... He just walked up to me and started telling me about Leggos...Ok..and your point is??? "I know of one guy" he tells me- "That built the Nasa Space shuttle....Ok...and....I am hanging here....... and he leans toward me with his cigarette breath and whispers, "Complete with gweebles"...... What the hell are gweebles??? Apparently in my brain terms of comprhending, they were all of the little intricate details of the inside of the space shuttle that actually work. 3 freakin hours later- we finally leave. My son lost all 7 games...but he was happy. He ended up with some good cards in trade offs... Sunday- after church it was back to the mall to pick up my necklace that broke, get E's glasses fixed, and of course...ANOTHER Tournament of Yugioh proportions. This time I was smart. I set a time limit and walked the mall. Played with a puppy in the pet store that I want so bad- window shopped and finally ended up orgasming from a chair massager in the Discovery Channel store. It was balls to the wall people. My back never felt so good... AND they had that foot massager thingy also. Of course after 3 more hours of dueling, my son finally walks out and he tells me he won 3 times but lost the other times....And that this is a weekend hangout.... Ummm yeah..we shall see....Movie night again.... The Prestige- AWESOME MOVIE PEOPLE and Ghost Rider...it was ok..but Nick looks funny with those false teeth now. And later on that day we did the ever famous *car ride* where we put on our pj's and ride downtown atl and eat at the Varsity Drive In...Thats a cheap date highlight people. But also a cool one that we enjoy..Until this morning of course when I am told- his stomach hurts. *It's gas- he'll be aiight after a good bowel movement.* And that people....wrapped up my weekend.. I am tired...still catching a breather...but here... So- I am now coming to the conclusion that the Yugioh thingy was a set up....What ya think? Ps...... Is it true that you have to say those little jargon terms when dueling??? I'm jus askin yo... besos callie callie rocked you at7:57 AM 2 Comments: ![]() Friday, June 15, 2007 People! We have once again made it to Friday! Feel free to ditch work early, or if your really good- Just get up and grab your stuff and say calmly:*I need a break* and walk on out. You may or may not see a pink slip on Monday morning- but the odds are that people will think you just hit a burn out level and it was much needed....Try it and let me know how that works out. As you can see, I have added something very special to my blog wall... HUGNATION... If you are inclined to read about the story of Grandpa Caleb- please click on the large button and sign up... Other than that- You need a nice- warm meaningful hug virtually? Just ask me. I am available... *smiles* In the meantime since your all still shy and trying to figure out who this woman Callie is- I will just give you one: People, this morning driving to work, not only was I being humped by a volkswagon beetle, but I also made a quick slam on the break movement when I noticed from afar a group of people with big signs and balloons that read: "KRISPY KREME DOUGNUTs FOR SALE" Of course I had to stop! Are you crazy? Who can resist those Golden Hot Sugary goodness of sex in a box??? although, at the moment of writing this I have yet opened the box because I am smart. Instead I am enveloped in the aroma of sugar- and instead of visions of sugar plums dancing in my head, it's thoughts of me jumping up and down on my big sized bed with doughnut in hand happy as all get out! Oh- snap. Yeah..I still do stuff like that. It makes me feel younger. Don't. Hate. you should try it. Recall my telling you all how my son dissappears when we go to Wally World? It is because his *mom* is inclined to go to the toy department and shows everyone how to Hula Hoop...Around the neck, waist, and foot. Recognize. You have one life... Live it and Lurve It. I was thinking about posting something totally political on my board this morning, but a few of you are really funny with your emails. You all were like..Damn, she's kinda deep... *laughs* Ha...yeah I can be... As I always say- When you do not know your rights or take sides for the things you believe in, you will then become a slave to society. And by the way- incase if you don't know.. You dont have to be *black* to be a slave. *winks* Other email questions that I figured I would toss out there..For you inquiring minds: Yes..I am better... No I am not dating anyone and I am lurvin it. Yes I am still Crazy Sexy Kool No...really...I am celibant... and Lurvin that. So there..yeah I get asked all kinds of stuff...ya freaks...*laughs* At any rate- I am wishing you all a great weekend... Oh Snap... HAPPY FATHERS DAY- YO! to all you fathers out there! Much love and peace, callie callie rocked you at7:56 AM 10 Comments: ![]() Thursday, June 14, 2007 Unloosen the binds my brothers and sisters and relish with me for one moment in thought. In a world so fast pace and triggered by technology, we are a race of peoples continuously searching for answers, and yet not giving enough time to seek them. We are hurried from the wee hours of the morning to be so called productive, and yet come home late at night to realize we have accomplished nothing. We look at our news, read our newspapers, and listen to our radios of race wars, famine, murders,scandals and abuse of epic proportions. Gone are the days of meeting our neighbors, saying hello to strangers. And yet, do you not realize that our minds and thoughts are being infiltrated- are being conditioned to live in fear? I do believe the term is Terrorism. Rise up my brothers and sisters and take your minds back, the ideals the dreams the goals. Lay down if even for a day your techological devices that awaken you in the hours of your time, your thoughts and once again...Dare to Dream. Dare to think. Dare to once again seek the one answer to heal our world..... *The consideration of the Human Heart* How does one sell books on how to become enlightened and live instead of existing without first knowing and experiencing the Human Heart...My heart.... Practice LOVE today..... Look for excuses to be the first to forgive and forget Optimize each others worth whenever you speak Vocalize affirmation through daily compliments Express unlimited grace by making mistakes on the side of love, not judgement. "People should not be afraid of their government, the government should be afraid of it's people."
V is for Vendetta callie rocked you at9:33 AM 10 Comments: ![]() Wednesday, June 13, 2007 I knew I had to do what needed to be done in order for me to come here and say HELLO to all of you..My Peeps. Oh Holy Batman- I just have to tell you all...because I *know* some of you have been following the bandit bathroom stories because *You* all roll like that, but how bout that bandit struck again..Only this time....Give me a moment I have to take a real breather...They either had a projectile vomit issue, or a squatter issue....When I went into the restroom, the toilet seat was up and there you have it- all on the underside of the rim of the seat... RIDDLE. ME. THAT. ? What the hay...and what person would still decide to take a number 1, number two, or a number 3 *which is both 1 and 2* while facing that??? You all, my ass was smart...Lightening quick. I did a freakin about face so fast the military could use a few good people like me. I think I buffed and shined the floor with the spin I did... RECOGNIZE... of course I had to do my duty and place the call to facilities who perhaps get annyoyed but you know what? who cares.... GIT. ER.DONE. *sighs* Second on the ramble list...My boobs.... It was confirmed by other women on my blog roll that one is always bigger than the other...but have you noticed that they balance out when it's that time of the month???? I mean, they kinda get big, and then after that they go back to the normal size and your all lopsided again....something to look at during your next period. But....for men....do your testicles stay the same size or are they lopsided also??? Do tell... Ohhhhh...I do not know if anyone has noticed but I have added some new people to the Realm Blog roll...I know..I meet some of everybody...LURVE ME PEOPLE.... anywho- check out some of these people and stop by and say hello from time to time. I mean after all, I know some of you are blog addicts and spend most of your time playing on the net anyways....Webcam and all that other durty stuff...Oh you don't have to tell me anything...*winks* A few of those persons aded to my blog roll which is really different are a few hunters...Yes...Hunters...What do they hunt and all that good stuff I don't know..What I do know is that someone better invite me to the next BBQ or shingding or whatever you do after you hunt..But..I am telling you now.. Callie does not hunt nor enjoys running for her life with some big ass elephant or alligator or whatever chasing her. I will kindly stay behind with the women folk and shuck corn or whatever they do... *What do you all do???* *laughs* but you get the picture..Now...don't all you Peta people start throwing imaginary darts...I do not know of all the little details of hunting, and I cannot say- I will never do such a thing, because I said that before when it came to skydiving and what happens later on in my life of hormones? I allow some cute white guy to throw me out of a plane. So...booyah..*laughs* Just relax, and meet people through this avenue and chill..... Other than that- I need to recharge and actually do some work for a change on da mans work clock..... You all behave and show me some lurve and say hello! much love to you all callie callie rocked you at2:25 PM 4 Comments: ![]() There will be a delay on a juicy post this AM as I have to go to a training class and teach people on how to properly blow into someones mouth and press on their chest... *laughs* Will deliver sumething sumethin to you later today. ciao callie rocked you at7:25 AM 4 Comments: ![]() Tuesday, June 12, 2007 Whad Up Peoplez?!!!! It's Tuesday, I am stoked, grab your am beverage and Lets.Do.This.! Ok ok... Yes I am hyped only because I broke my routine of oatmeal and yogurt and low fat milk and traded it for a walk on the wild side. A big ole texas cinnamon roll and a cup of vanilla chai tea peoplez! I just had too. I mean...not only am I dealing with the beautiful gift of PMS- I also am currently suffering of *oatmealitus.* It seems that I may have od'd on so much fiber that if I sneezed I will pass a fart. So- I just do what all women do. Sneeze and squeeze my butt cheeks so hard together- it keeps from those moments of uneasiness...Oh yeah but I digress...Men fart...Women quiff... Next Do you all recall my letter to the IRS? well guess what? Momma took the time to scroll through all 200 sumethin posts just to sling it back at you for your reading pleasure: To: IRS Amendment Department RE: Amended Tax Form Greetings, I am sending this letter in hopes to finalize any future confusion in reference to the above Filing. I have sent documentation certified mail as well as through the Advocacy Department for Tax issues and I am still being sent letters from your office indicating that you have yet received the required filings to close my case. Unfortunately I see this not only as a problem of stupidity within your sectors but also a cause for alarm as you are to be Governing over the financial implementations bestowed upon you for the United States of America, and yet cannot seem to process paperwork correctly. If you could take a moment out of your day of sending letters to remind me of how much of my tax refund you have made out with, perhaps somewhere on your computer screen you will see where I have been dealing with you all since 2005 on a repetitive basis, not as one of a blind date inquiry.From now on, please cease and desist from sending me any further letters from your office informing me of how much of my refund you decided to take for supposed lack of paperwork. I, like many other Americans I am sure, do not need to be reminded of how bad I was screwed without the Vaseline. For now, just go ahead and enjoy my refund as you use it for your next Office Party Expenditures. I am quite sure you all can enjoy expensive coffee and gourmet doughnuts at the cost of tax payers’ money. But be careful and try not to choke as you will find out when you do properly credit my paperwork by April 15, 2007- that you will need to refund me 906.36. I would like to have that as quickly as you took my refund. I have a trip planned. Thank you for your assistance in this matter, AGAIN. Ok..so...I got a letter back from them on Friday informing me that they apologize- but they are still reviewing my case and are experiencing heavy delays processing. Well alrighty then...A letter telling me that versus a * flat out no* is a good thing for me....right? RIGHT... Yo-Ho-Yo-Ho A Piratess Life is for me. Next on the agenda of callie- Mattel. I am going to write them and introduce my product..Mattel is mainly known for this: I call it *Barhoochie* I have never liked Barhoochie, nor have I ever owned one. I had two dolls in my life- one who was my favorite doll baby until my dad stepped on her accidentally and her head flew off her neck like a nightmare out of clockwork orange. Recognize people, trauma in my childhood started early. The other doll I had was this big ole doll that was really neat. She was a medium complexion and all you had to do was change her skull cap around and she would have black flowing hair one moment, and then blonde flowing hair the next. But- she still didnt really appeal to me until I grabbed some stay on markers and tried to add more makeup. It was at that moment I may have grasped the concept of Drag Queen...Holla! Ok so back to Mattel...I am going to send them a letter and introduce THE LIFECOACH DOLLS...See...these dolls will be in a class of their own. They will cater to women and young girls ALL over the world *cause I roll like that* AND they will teach women LifeCoaching skills...First they will all be one color...a really pretty Star Trek Green. and they will all have one color hair schemes..Don't hate....appreciate my gift of Lurve people....And theses...These are my gifts to share with Mattel and the world peoplez..... 1. Substance Abuse Chloe: she will come with an assortment of substances and you will be able to follow along with the cd and interact by peel on stickers and facial emotions of the levels of substance abuse...By the end of the cd program- Chloe will then be presented with a beauty from within that radiates outward and she will be a clean and sober Chloe. 2. You Can Do It Jessica: This doll will come complete with an interactive Cd of lifesaving skills when going through hardships all by herself. Not only will she come complete with an interactive cd- but she will also come with a chastity belt to reclaim her virginity and not have the worries of selling herself out for the pimp daddy man that could care less about her. I am even thinking of tossing in a cd for her listening pleasure of Tina Turners Proud Mary. 3. Get Fat Get Thin Be Happy Sunshine: This doll will be the envy for all women. Not only will she come complete with an interactive cd- BUT she will also come complete with latex foam attachments to assist with what it's like to starve yourself- and what it's like to hurl over a toilet bowl. *the little doll baby toilet bowl comes included* after this cd interaction not only will Get Fat Get Thin Be Happy Sunshine Barbie appreciate her beauty in all areas, but she will also get a You Go Girl Diploma signed by yours truly...*moi* Seeeee Peoplez...Life Skills....Ya think Mattel will like it? *laughs* probably not...but hey it's a try.... Other than that - I am buzzed on sugar and have the shakes. I could be considered a tourettes patient right now- but for now I will just let you all go with a :Arrrrggggghhhhhh Matey! ciao! callie callie rocked you at8:07 AM 6 Comments: ![]() Monday, June 11, 2007 *Ya'll want this party started right?* That was moi on yesterday peoples! Holla!!! But of course, it helps if other people at a party are in the right frame of mind also. There is nothing more craptastic than going to an event and having a sourpuss in the midst.
Anywho- I must tell you that my body is sore..I mean- crawling on the floor - just let me die sore. Mainly because you all know I have been working part time at a Salon on Saturdays from 9am till 6, so after running back and forth scrubbing heads, and blow drying and all that- back to back for hours, just let me pass out in peace. But on this particular Saturday I promised my future 7th grader we would do something special. He wanted to do movies *rental* and a snorkel mask...??? *what*??? are you sure???? Yes...he was adamant...So- after work we hit the video store, went to the grocery store and loaded up on movie sticky sweetness must haves, and then to Toys R Us for a face mask...... Getting back home was easy....Getting up after watching 2 movies was hard...My body ached......not to mention the Fiddle Faddle- 2 reeses cups, Twizzlers, and soda did no justice to my already weakend condition. *Oh SNAPS* forgot...The movie to watch peoples if you have not seen it yet: "NORBIT" I did watch this later by myself after mr.man left to spend the night with the other two amigos, and I must say: I laughed my butt off.... "I'm Slidin!!!!" *laughs* ya gotta watch it to see what I am talking about. Other than that- Sunday after church- there was a pool party-picnic thingy.I in all honesty had no intentions of swimming. I even told a few ladies that asked why I didnt bring my swimsuit...I personally was a little creeped and shy walking around in something where my twins and jo-lo booty was hanging out of wet material...Case. Closed. But what ended up happening was that I conned a friend of mine into first- doing the trampoline with me....He of course protested because Hey...we are grown adults and adults don't do that kind of stuff..Well I digress...because I am Callie, and yes you will and can- because that is how I roll....So he ends up taking off his socks and shoes, and we were on that toy like stink on poo! People- he did some kind of aeronautical double eagle spread, I myself just flew higher and higher into positions that I have not done since my last interlude of sex before reclaiming celibacy... *amen*.... 20 minutes of flyin and bouncin we were wiped out I gotta tell you. that hurt.... We ended up crawling out of the mechanism of bouncing death and panted our way back to the picnic table area where I decided on the next adventure.... Dare and Double Dare....After we had taken our breather I looked at my poor friend Eddie and said- "Yo" "Let's go swimming!"...Of course he looked at me like I had lost my mind..He didn't have a suit. I didn't either...and yeah..He protested in which I had to throw out the bluff dare card... "I dare you" Oh Snap! that challenge has been issued... He still didn't budge and kept giving me excuses..So I threw in another challenge... "I double dare you" Ooooohhhs and Ahhhhhs circulated around the table....He still hesitated and looked at me and smile...So I threw in the final challenge... "I double dog dare you not man enough to jump in the pool with me triple dare you!" Spank.Me. Senseless. People. My bud stood up, once again removed his shoes, grabbed my hand and we took off running like Forest Gump into the wild blue yonder of Coolness! It was Sweeeet.... Before long I started a trend, other people jumped in fully clothed- some got pushed in...but it was all good.... I was after 5 hours of swimming, water volleyball, trampoline jumping, hot dog-hamburger-chip eating- worn the heck out! Mr. 7th grader and I strolled back home and just basically fell out on the living room floor. At this current time of posting, I am begging for some Bayer, or Advil.....I ache...... That basically was my weekend...Anyone having a party? invite me....enuff said...*laughs* ciao bella! callie thought for the day: "Ling Ling, the orphans got into the MSG again! They all gonna be bald!" callie rocked you at8:04 AM 4 Comments: ![]() Friday, June 08, 2007 ATTENTION..ATTENTION....Lurve me long time people! I already sent an email to 3 other people...I want these cookies! *laughs* You all let's bombard this site and vote for each other. I do believe in spreadin the love..Especially for you K8 and your babies....I want them to win an Ipod or something. I already voted for some poor lady that wants to give her neice an Ipod for her birfday, but ya'll need to hoist the sails and do this...All I want are the cookies... At any rate- it isn't even about that. I just found this through someone else site and thought I would give it a shot.... www.whogets.com I am signed on as callistre. ciao callie callie rocked you at1:15 PM 1 Comments: ![]() My love is doing what I am doing now- sharing with you what touches me............ And this gentleman always makes my heart soar......
When Life does not find a singer to sing her heart she produces a philosopher to speak her mind. The voice of life in me cannot reach the ear of life in you; but let us talk that we may not feel lonely. Now let us play hide and seek. Should you hide in my heart it would not be difficult to find you. But should you hide behind your own shell, then it would be useless for anyone to seek you. A woman may veil her face with a smile. How noble is the sad heart who would sing a joyous song with joyous hearts. Should you care to write (and only the saints know why you should) you must needs have knowledge and art and music -- the knowledge of the music of words, the art of being artless, and the magic of loving your readers. Kahlil Gibran Works from: Sand And Foam callie rocked you at12:09 PM 1 Comments: ![]() Thursday, June 07, 2007 Consciousness of thought:
-UTOPIA- What is this that we seek? This place of idealism called Utopia........... How does one create it How does one plan to get there? This place called Utopia.............. Who conjured this image and have they considered the ramifications of our current existence in order to reach this place Utopia.............. What current existence is free from evil of wars, famine, sorrow,death and yet can be so called attained through striving and living in this land called Utopia............. For it is not merely just an idea of perfection but an idea of current lawlessness and corruption between the haves, and the have nots. How much more of our freedoms shall we hand over in hopes of reaching this place Utopia................. How long does one continue to subdue their voices and no longer think for themselves only to drift endlessly in confusion and doubt for what is right- versus wrong. Utopia..............a concept to perhaps calm the outer surfaces of one to think and reason, and yet- they are the ones that cannot tell that this place Utopia is nothing more than a detour of the human spirit that once was. callie callie rocked you at12:54 PM 8 Comments: ![]() Wednesday, June 06, 2007 People! Recall this blogging episode about my snapped Flip Flop? *and yes click on the text* Check it. I had been waiting for a couple of weeks now for my sons report card. I even thought and admit that he was hiding it from me at a point. All of the other kids were getting theirs..Therefore I would jack his 2 best friends for the info. "You guys get your grades and test scores in?"Nope...So I went a step further...The principle assistant. She confirmed what they were saying...Yesterday I get this call.... Me- "Hello?" Son- "HI mom. I got my grades in..I failed one class...." Me- "blink-silence-blink-silence" Son- "Mom? are you there?" Me-"ummm yep.....yep I am..." Son-"I was just kidding! I was trying to be funny but I guess I wasn't" Me-" ok....great! Let me take a look at everything when I get home". release.a.diamond.from.my.butt. So I get home- and there meeting me at the door was my son smiling proudly! and he was not kidding..My kid went from sloppy to preppy since the Flip Flop incident... 3 B's 2 A's 1 C which by the way I would consider it a B because it was a high C...someone told me this morning it considered a C+......basically in my-eyes Honor Roll People! Hootie-Whoooooooo! I am thrilled because his school, his homework and all of that other stuff about wore me the heck out! So now I have 7th grade to look forward to, or as he corrected me : Junior High...I am so proud of my munchkin..Of course I can't call him that around his friends but I can say it here right? Oh....and what is this crap that they sent home with his test scores? A school list...Check THIS stuff... 10 pack #2 wooden pencils 1 box of pens blue or black 1 red pen for correction 1 3 ring binder notebook 1 pack of assorted color pencils, markers, or crayons 1 pack of dry erase markers 12 3 prong folders with pockets 6 spriral notebooks 6 compostition books 1 pack of glue sticks 3 boxes of kleenex 1 roll of papertowels 1 box of bandaids 1 bottle of sanitizer 1 lock Ok....as I looked over the list- few things came to mind.... "Paper Mache classes, Classes in the Art Form of Huffing, and last but not least, First Aid during Cooking." Why??? People, explain to me WHY my kid has to bring paper towels, bandaids, different colored markers of crayons *and do those have to be flesh tone applicable?*...I mean....where have all of the days gone in which all you needed was a stainless steel lunch box and notebook paper and pencils. Now they have gone Hi-tech because you *know* I am going to have to start buying him the other extras not mentioned on his little flyer... Compass, Protractors, spell checker something, currency convertor thingies...Know what I mean? So....I guess Dollar Tree will be our store of choice this year along with the ever crowded Wally World... Oh Snap! Gotta Wally World vent right here! Little Ms. thang in the 15 items or less line in front of me...I hope to not ever see you again. How dare you pile your buggy up with more than 15 items and then split em between each other in counts of 15...Do you know how pissed you made the people behind me? I so wanted to take a can of those Pringles at the check out counter and just bash you up side your head....From now on, take your chances and move to the regular check out counter. And oh- your coupons were expired which is why the scanner was not picking up on them..Sister gurl that is when you should have grabbed your stuff and moved it on over to Customer Care...But nooooo...The little girl behind the counter had to tighten her lips, wring her hands, and pull on that little light flicker thingy to alert a manager and everyone else in the store that there was a jackass in aisle number 1...... move it along sister. That is the Wally World code of ethics..Thank you for shopping at WalMart, please...Don't come again. and that peeps is all there is... Make sure you send my kid some Woot Woots! and CONGRATS to all of you parents that have to relive school through your children.. and with that people... I. Rawk. -me callie rocked you at12:29 PM 9 Comments: ![]() IN MEMORIAM: Definition: Pronunciation: "in-m&-'mor-E-&mFunction: prepositionEtymology: Latin: in memory of -- used especially in epitaphs I have been having some dreams lately in which I have been doing some follow ups on.. One in particular was of a former High School teacher- who's son went into the Marines about a year or two after I graduated. I found that the highschool I graduated from, had created a web site in which we all could post our current locales, what we are doing now, you know the ever catching up. As I was going through all of this information I found myself smiling looking back at all of the high school photos of people I knew back then..The hair dos- the club organizations. It brought back alot of memories. I then noticed the link to the far left..... In Memoriam I clicked on that link and clicked on the graduating class that I had been a part of. It was there and then that my eyes welled with tears as I looked through pages of online archives of those I went to school with, befriended. I stared at each one- with the Before Photos and After Graduation Photos. One that I looked at- I struggled with. Not only was he a friend and a part of my Drama Class- but he died from an automobile accident 3 days after we graduated. We each hugged each other at graduation and vowed to keep in touch. But of course that never happened. And then there were the others. I basically could seperate them in 2 categories. Those killed by car accidents, those killed in Iraq. Majority of my high school class, went active duty and were killed in combat. The list. Long. I received a call from my best friend Anne on yesterday. Amidst the laughter of things past, I asked her: "Hey, have you heard from Shane any?" Anne- "Oh.....Oh dear...did I not tell you?" "Ummm Nope. Tell me what?" Anne-"Shane died about a year or so ago...It was an overdose." For those of you that are new to my board or what not, I spoke briefly about my friend Shane. Not only was he a gifted musical artist- having worked on many European record labels, but he also suffered greatly at the hands of Heroine and Alcohol abuse. Anne- "I know. I was devestated too. I saw his mom and she told me that she went to his room and knocked on his door that morning. She found him laying in his bed where he had choked in his sleep. The autopsy showed an over dose." I was stunned.. I didn't have the words..And Anne, if you are reading this, I hung up not because I was close to getting home, but because it was a silence that came over me that I had nothing more to say at that moment. You see...Shane- was a brilliant- philosopher type of guy. We met when Anne and I ventured to do Karaoke one night. We both spotted him on the Floor doing a fab rendition of New York, New York...He was wonderful. He came and sat at the bar with us, bought us a drink and talked to us about his love for living in Norway, how he arrived in Georgia, what he did. Anne, asked me to sing a song, and I did. afterwards Shane came up to me, and said: "You sing with such passion!"...."Would you ladies mind taking me home? I have a piano and a studio and I want to do some music with you." Of course, writing this I am laughing somewhat because Anne and I had discussed taking this guy home, reluctantly, and then my telling him when we got into her car- "There are two of us, try anything, and we will hurt you." We got to his house, and sure enough in the dining room there was an elegant piano. He fixed us a drink, sat down at his piano and started to play. He took out some music, asked me to sit next to him and sing. And I did.... It was on that night, I met his mother who was so medicated due to the recent loss of her husband, I had the honor of meeting his grandfather who was in his 80's- suffering from Alzheimers- but was ever so alert and pleasent as he sat near me and told me to *project*........ Shane and I had a rocky friendship- as I learned of his heroin habits. He and I would talk often about it. I would offer advice, try and convince him to seek help, whatever I could do. He would discuss with me how his mom never knew because he would shoot up in his ankles and feet so as to not have tracks show on his arms.... And then..he became more agitated and abusive in his speech with me. One late night phone call- things took a turn for the worse, and I had to let him go. I knew it was the drugs..Not my friend.... Through out that time, I would call to leave messages letting him know I was thinking of him. I would send him cards..... In 2005 december, I got a call from him out of the blue. We spoke briefly but he told me he loved me- and that I was the best friend he could ever have.... He asked me to send him some lyrics. I did. Life took a hold of all of us. I became to wrapped up in my circumstances and dilemmas that I neglected to keep in touch....When things did slow down I called and left messages with his mother, my cards were being sent back. I had assumed that he was still angry, or was on tour...More so- on tour...And on yesterday...I was told the truth....and this is all that is left of my friend.... Shane S. Moritz Tue, 12/13/2005 - 5:53pm By: The Citizen Shane S. Moritz, 33, Peachtree City, died Dec. 7, 2005. He was born Jan. 26, 1972 in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. Services were at Holy Trinity Catholic Church with the Rev. Father Walsh officiating. Survivors include his mother, Linda Moritz, Peachtree City; brothers, Edward Keathen, and Scott Keathen, both of California; and sisters, Cindy DeLong, Missouri, and Kame Moritz, California. Carl J. Mowell & Son Funeral Home, Peachtree City, was in charge. And I am angry. With myself, with him...He didnt have the strength to hang on...to try.....such beauty and talent, and it's gone..... I cannot bring him back.... I want to...would if I could....but I know I can't..... So....my friend.....I could not let this day go by without telling you, you are missed..you are loved...and I am so sorry for perhaps not being there when you needed me....I miss our talks, I miss our singing..I miss you.... -me callie rocked you at8:25 AM 5 Comments: ![]() Tuesday, June 05, 2007 "Laugh with me why don't cha! " besos! callie
callie rocked you at9:02 AM 7 Comments: ![]() Monday, June 04, 2007 Peoples! It's Java Time and I am sliggin you some good vibes *cause I roll like that* through my pc and keyboards to all of you!Recognize People! So sit back with your am beverage and lets do this! First of All- Ladies! Did you *seeeee* the big caption on Yahoo today??? The Rock-getting a divorce! Oh.My.Stars. "Yo- Dwayne- Talofa!" Swing it this way! let momma rawk you to sleep...Sorry all- but there is alot of male fyness wrapped in that samoan tattooed body of his. Although it is sad that they are divorcing...Ok I will stop gloating....but hey, I can think about it right? Salivate over the thought of a game of football of me being tackled by him, or better yet- having him softly body slam me in the bed and he will look into my brown eyes and cock his eyebrow ever so famously and say: "Callie, my erotic beauty, can you SMEEEElllll what the rock is cooking?" Yes people, let this chick on the opposite side of this pc screen dream...Just let me for a moment keep this smile on my face. Ok...my skirts on fire let me deal with that for now...*Ha* ALSO- I spent yesterday after noon with my son- and all together now *his friends* watching movies...These were our picks: 1. Chronicles of Narnia- Lurve it! 2. Monster House- Lurve it! 3. Last Holiday- or as my son said ever so politely... "Mom, since this is a chic flick we are going to the pool. Do you need tissue?" Ahhh excuse me? No I don't need tissue..Why would I need tissue..I mean, it's just a FAB movie about a woman who is too scared to do anything out of norm, finds out she is dying, and blows her savings on having the best holiday of her life, along with being chased and romanced by LL Cool J and those freakin sensual lips of his! No...Why would *I* need a tissue....I mean...it only turns out to be a cool romantic movie and chicks dig it......Nah, I don't need a tissue...I need the box! So yes ladies and gents..by the time they got back from swimming, I was sitting there with raccoon eyes and tissue stuck out both nostrils thinking I was looking cool...And then I was conned into cooking. I like cooking....really...but since my son doesn't enjoy the kind of cooking that I like to do, I have to adjust to what he craves from time to time, so he doesn't starve- so...I made Non Fancy Monty Cristos...You want the recipe? Sure! Raisin Bread Cheeze: American plain tastes best Slices of Ham and Turkey You know how to make a grill cheese right? Well there ya go...Just use raisin bread instead and add meat....Ham or Ham and turkey together makes it better.volia. IRK News......Things that IRK me..... getting calls from people that need to speak to someone but don't know who or why stepping in dog poo when you don't have a dog going to the restroom to wipe the bottom portion of your skirt off because your truck door slammed on it without you knowing. daydreaming about LL Cool J, and the Rock being on a deserted island with moi and realizing that there isn't enough foliage to cover their assets...*winks* Such. A. Shame. muchos besos! callie PS.... THAT GUY....you are the only other that I know of that has lips like LL.....but you ran oft and got married...such is life...*laughs* cheers! |